Little Black Riding Hood
by Mink (mink@envy.nu)
Part 2: Stranded!
DISCLAIMER: Akazukin Chacha belongs to Ayahana Min; I don't own any of the characters. Wolf-Seravi is mine though! ^^; *niko* But that would be chou kawaii on Seravi, don'tcha think? *pause* Err, wait a minute... and situations belong to me. I *THINK* "Little Red Riding Hood" was written by the Grimm brothers. If that should go here...
And all the Pocky flavours are real ones. I especially like the Men's Pocky. *oishii* And... what about this? I think it's Cup Noodles. Or is it Cup Ramen? I forget. >.<; I'm too lazy to check it out in my basement...
"Play narration" parts like:
Mink: bleh bleh bleh
Seravi: bleh bleh bleh
Are small quips that the cast and I desire to make. *niko*
Also! This is basically an alternate universe. Not in a specific timeline to date. (See how messy this all gets? ^_^) And I've attempted to create a humorous 'fic. Actually, I was trying to write a non-humorous 'fic, but my sole editor, Kay, told me it was too humourous if I was attempting a humorous 'fic. So I'm not sure. You decide. ^_-
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Last time, our three travellers had just been battling a rival trainer. Now, what trouble awaits our three heroes? What --
Yakko: EXCUSE ME? Since when did we start using Pokémon-related intros?
Chacha: Oh, don't insult them too much! Pikachu is cute, isn't it?
Yakko: Anta baka?
Mink: Someone is going to end up crying, no fighting! *niko*
Yakko: *smacks Mink with her mallet* You're going to end up crying. Now start again.
... ^_^;
Yakko, Chacha, Riiya, and Shiine (or best known as Chacha-tachi) were now going by a small water foundation nearby. Riiya had still not demorphed from his wolf form in hopes of safety.
Yakko: "Chacha-tachi"? It should be Yakko-tachi!
Shiine: Yakko-san, let's leave it... ^_^;
Mink: *sees Yakko with her mallet again* Sheesh. Alright. I shouldn't have given you that mallet in the first place.
YAKKO-tachi came to the water. ^_^*
"Why are we getting Marin-chan?" Chacha asked.
"... She and I need to discuss some things," Yakko said after a pause.
"Why are we dragging *Marin* with us?" Riiya whined.
"Hey, isn't Orin-chan's house just over there?" Shiine said.
"That's right!" Chacha said happily. "Ne, Yakko-chan, we're going to just say hi to her, okay?"
Yakko smiled mischeviously. The burden of Chacha-tachi listening to her and Marin's plan wasn't what she wanted, and the trio had already thought of a way to not bother Marin or Yakko unknowingly! "Go ahead. Come back quick, if you still want to go to Seravi's obaa-san's house."
And the trio left, and Yakko stood on the water edge. "MA-RIIIIIN!" she yelled.
The waters shook from the intensity of her voice, since the author had put a Tsukino Usagi Wail Magnifier™ microphone by her voice (Marin might be deep in the water, and she might not be able to hear her! ^_^;).
Marin, half-deaf, stumbled her head from the water, irritated. "WHAT?!" she said, exasperated, and her eyes peered at Yakko's basket. "What's in there?"
"I'm delivering things to Seravi-sama's obaa-san," Yakko said importantly. "Chacha-tachi keep following me."
"And? I come in *how*?"
"I was hoping you could -- fehh -- discourage them from following."
Marin gave her a dubious look. "What's in it for me?"
"Riiya is with her," Yakko said. She realised it wouldn't really do too good if she told Marin that Riiya was the small wolf. She went along with the latter -- "But he's hidden by Chacha's magic. You need to find him yourself." With that, she tossed Marin something from the basket.
Marin catched the styrofoam cup-like object. "... Cup Noodles?" she repeated. "And this does *what*?"
"His ramen obsession. Waggle it. Do whatever," Yakko said. "And maybe I'll give you a potion so that Riiya will fall for you!"
Marin suddenly lit up. "REALLY?"
Chacha: SAY, Cup Noodles isn't sweets!
Shiine: The only sweets so far is the Pocky snacks and the Miracle Girls choc.
Riiya: CUP NOODLES? WHERE?!
Mink: WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH THEE DIMWITTED FOOLS?! YOU ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE VISITING ORIN-CHAAAAAN!
Riiya: HEY, we aren't dimwitted! Chacha, Shiine, come on!
Chacha: RIGHT! Ai yo --
Riiya: Yuuki yo --
Shiine: Kibou yo --
Chacha: Ai to yuuki to kibou --
Mink: SHUT UPPPPPP! NOT TIME YET! >.<
... Yakko nodded. "Now... I should call --"
However, Yakko had no need to use her Tsukino Usagi Wail Magnifier™ microphone again; Chacha-tachi came rushing back at that moment followed by Orin. ^_^
"Yakko-chan!" Chacha greeted her. "Can Orin-chan come with us?"
Yakko and Marin exchanged glances. Orin was better than Chacha-tachi, but they didn't want her mingling along.
"Only if Marin can come, then," Yakko said imperilously. Even though she truly didn't want Marin to come, she didn't want Orin tagging along too much.
Chacha-tachi exchanged wary glances (and Riiya hid behind Chacha's feet).
"Sure, I guess," Chacha said hesitantly.
"Where's Riiya-kun?" Marin demanded to know. "You're hiding him with your magic, aren't you, Chacha!" she accused. "Oh, I know all the story; Yakko told me all about it."
The others sweatdropped.
Yakko: Ya know... I've been wondering.
Mink: Okay, you know what? You all have TOO many interruptions.
Yakko: WAIT! When are we going to actually *leave* for Seravi-sama's house?
Mink: What do you mean, *HIS* house?
Yakko: *flush* I mean, his grandma's.
Mink: *gets mad* YOU WERE PLANNING TO DITCH THE OTHERS?!
Yakko: Well...
Mink: S'NOT IN THE SCRIPT! GET BACK IN THERE! *swings a mallet but misses*
Yakko: *hits Mink with her mallet* I think you should remain unconsious for a while.
o.O...
Yakko suddenly looked towards a dirt path leading into the woods. "Come on! We have to get going if we're going to deliver this basket to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house," she said crisply.
"Wai, wai!" Chacha said. "Let's go!"
"WAIIIIT!" Yakko said suddenly, and everyone halted (Marin had now gotten out of the water, dried up). "If all of you can prove one good reason why I should take you along, I'll let you come."
"I have *GOOD* magic!" Chacha said, then facefaulted. "Erk. Nevermind. But I'll keep you company! And besides, Yakko-chan, if something happens, like we meet up with wolves and one of them chases you? We can trick them by switching hoods!"
"DENIED!" Yakko said, then she paused. "No way I'm letting you borrow *my* hood. Besides, I look hideous in red." Seeing Chacha's lower lip quivered, she sighed. "A deal, then. Get me some time with Seravi-sama -- ALONE! -- and you can come."
The others facefaulted, but Chacha agreed. "Okay!" she said enthusiastically.
"I do good magic," Shiine said, almost reciting Chacha's first remark.
Everyone fell, and Yakko facefaulted. "That's true. Okay."
Orin shyly looked up, as the others encouraged her. "If an enemy comes, I can fight them off," she said softly. ("I hope.")
"That's good. And you, Riiya?"
("Riiya-kun? Where? Where?" Marin said, ignoring the wolf on the ground.)
"Umm... I..." Riiya said, staring at his paws. "Oh! I'm a wolf, right? The thread of wolf attacks? I can fight 'em off!" And to prove it, he popped into his boy form, and put up his fists.
"RIIYA-KUUUU~N! I've been looking EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" Marin cried, and hugged Riiya, who was suffocating and had no energy to morph back into his wolf form.
"Okay, let's go!" Yakko said, and she began marching towards the woods.
"WAIT!" Chacha cried. "We don't have a good reason to bring Marin-chan with us!"
Yakko glowered. "Marin is a *fine*. She's just going to help me in some things."
"Do what, carry the basket?" Riiya said, snickering, as he escaped briefly from Marin's clutches.
Yakko narrowed her eyes at him, and suddenly swiped a potion from underneath her cloak, dangling it. "Riiya?" she said all too sweetly. "I have a *wonderful* potion here that will make you lose your wolf-morphing abilities," she said. "Be careful."
Riiya swallowed, and gulped. "Erk."
Riiya: WHOA! Since when did *YAKKO* become so powerful?
Mink: Shaddup. It's just a 'fic. STOP INTERRUPTING! We'll never get to the woods, and to Seravi's obaa-san's house, then we'll never end the 'fi~ic!
Riiya: *grr* Are you repri-repri--
Mink: "Reprimanding" you?
Riiya: Shaddup! But no, really. How did Yakko become so good? She found a potion that could get rid of *MY* wolf state? Even Shiine-chan isn't that good -- heck, even Dorothy or Seravi isn't that good!
Mink: *turns big* ARE YOU INSULTING SHIINE-CHAN?! *AND* DOROTHY?
Riiya: *meekly* Ehehe... no... you're addicted to too many mallets. n.n *grabs a mallet and schmacks Mink, leaving her unconsious again!*
Yakko suddenly looked at the sky. "HEY!" she began to cry out. "HEY, Mink-san!"
There was a silence.
"WOW!" Riiya said suddenly. "That funny typing-clickety noise isn't there anymore, in the sky!"
"SUGOI!" Chacha said, clapping her hands.
Yakko. "Darn," Yakko said. "ALRIGHT, WHO KNOCKED THE AUTHOR UNCONSIOUS THIS TIME?!"
"You mean that funny girl with the tiny tawny ears and the black nose that kinda looked like a brown mink?" Riiya demurred helpfully.
"YES! That one! We can't go to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house if she isn't up and typing the story!" Yakko wailed.
"What was that typing sound?" Marin asked.
"Her keyboard! And now, we'll never hear it again 'til she gets consious again for the next time to get into the woods! Which means we'll have to wait 'til part *three* until we get to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house, if Mink-san permits us," Yakko muttered.
Helplessly, the six kids stood in the grass, unable to move... >.<... until part 3 of this 'fic arose...
by Mink (mink@envy.nu)
Part 2: Stranded!
DISCLAIMER: Akazukin Chacha belongs to Ayahana Min; I don't own any of the characters. Wolf-Seravi is mine though! ^^; *niko* But that would be chou kawaii on Seravi, don'tcha think? *pause* Err, wait a minute... and situations belong to me. I *THINK* "Little Red Riding Hood" was written by the Grimm brothers. If that should go here...
And all the Pocky flavours are real ones. I especially like the Men's Pocky. *oishii* And... what about this? I think it's Cup Noodles. Or is it Cup Ramen? I forget. >.<; I'm too lazy to check it out in my basement...
"Play narration" parts like:
Mink: bleh bleh bleh
Seravi: bleh bleh bleh
Are small quips that the cast and I desire to make. *niko*
Also! This is basically an alternate universe. Not in a specific timeline to date. (See how messy this all gets? ^_^) And I've attempted to create a humorous 'fic. Actually, I was trying to write a non-humorous 'fic, but my sole editor, Kay, told me it was too humourous if I was attempting a humorous 'fic. So I'm not sure. You decide. ^_-
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Last time, our three travellers had just been battling a rival trainer. Now, what trouble awaits our three heroes? What --
Yakko: EXCUSE ME? Since when did we start using Pokémon-related intros?
Chacha: Oh, don't insult them too much! Pikachu is cute, isn't it?
Yakko: Anta baka?
Mink: Someone is going to end up crying, no fighting! *niko*
Yakko: *smacks Mink with her mallet* You're going to end up crying. Now start again.
... ^_^;
Yakko, Chacha, Riiya, and Shiine (or best known as Chacha-tachi) were now going by a small water foundation nearby. Riiya had still not demorphed from his wolf form in hopes of safety.
Yakko: "Chacha-tachi"? It should be Yakko-tachi!
Shiine: Yakko-san, let's leave it... ^_^;
Mink: *sees Yakko with her mallet again* Sheesh. Alright. I shouldn't have given you that mallet in the first place.
YAKKO-tachi came to the water. ^_^*
"Why are we getting Marin-chan?" Chacha asked.
"... She and I need to discuss some things," Yakko said after a pause.
"Why are we dragging *Marin* with us?" Riiya whined.
"Hey, isn't Orin-chan's house just over there?" Shiine said.
"That's right!" Chacha said happily. "Ne, Yakko-chan, we're going to just say hi to her, okay?"
Yakko smiled mischeviously. The burden of Chacha-tachi listening to her and Marin's plan wasn't what she wanted, and the trio had already thought of a way to not bother Marin or Yakko unknowingly! "Go ahead. Come back quick, if you still want to go to Seravi's obaa-san's house."
And the trio left, and Yakko stood on the water edge. "MA-RIIIIIN!" she yelled.
The waters shook from the intensity of her voice, since the author had put a Tsukino Usagi Wail Magnifier™ microphone by her voice (Marin might be deep in the water, and she might not be able to hear her! ^_^;).
Marin, half-deaf, stumbled her head from the water, irritated. "WHAT?!" she said, exasperated, and her eyes peered at Yakko's basket. "What's in there?"
"I'm delivering things to Seravi-sama's obaa-san," Yakko said importantly. "Chacha-tachi keep following me."
"And? I come in *how*?"
"I was hoping you could -- fehh -- discourage them from following."
Marin gave her a dubious look. "What's in it for me?"
"Riiya is with her," Yakko said. She realised it wouldn't really do too good if she told Marin that Riiya was the small wolf. She went along with the latter -- "But he's hidden by Chacha's magic. You need to find him yourself." With that, she tossed Marin something from the basket.
Marin catched the styrofoam cup-like object. "... Cup Noodles?" she repeated. "And this does *what*?"
"His ramen obsession. Waggle it. Do whatever," Yakko said. "And maybe I'll give you a potion so that Riiya will fall for you!"
Marin suddenly lit up. "REALLY?"
Chacha: SAY, Cup Noodles isn't sweets!
Shiine: The only sweets so far is the Pocky snacks and the Miracle Girls choc.
Riiya: CUP NOODLES? WHERE?!
Mink: WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH THEE DIMWITTED FOOLS?! YOU ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE VISITING ORIN-CHAAAAAN!
Riiya: HEY, we aren't dimwitted! Chacha, Shiine, come on!
Chacha: RIGHT! Ai yo --
Riiya: Yuuki yo --
Shiine: Kibou yo --
Chacha: Ai to yuuki to kibou --
Mink: SHUT UPPPPPP! NOT TIME YET! >.<
... Yakko nodded. "Now... I should call --"
However, Yakko had no need to use her Tsukino Usagi Wail Magnifier™ microphone again; Chacha-tachi came rushing back at that moment followed by Orin. ^_^
"Yakko-chan!" Chacha greeted her. "Can Orin-chan come with us?"
Yakko and Marin exchanged glances. Orin was better than Chacha-tachi, but they didn't want her mingling along.
"Only if Marin can come, then," Yakko said imperilously. Even though she truly didn't want Marin to come, she didn't want Orin tagging along too much.
Chacha-tachi exchanged wary glances (and Riiya hid behind Chacha's feet).
"Sure, I guess," Chacha said hesitantly.
"Where's Riiya-kun?" Marin demanded to know. "You're hiding him with your magic, aren't you, Chacha!" she accused. "Oh, I know all the story; Yakko told me all about it."
The others sweatdropped.
Yakko: Ya know... I've been wondering.
Mink: Okay, you know what? You all have TOO many interruptions.
Yakko: WAIT! When are we going to actually *leave* for Seravi-sama's house?
Mink: What do you mean, *HIS* house?
Yakko: *flush* I mean, his grandma's.
Mink: *gets mad* YOU WERE PLANNING TO DITCH THE OTHERS?!
Yakko: Well...
Mink: S'NOT IN THE SCRIPT! GET BACK IN THERE! *swings a mallet but misses*
Yakko: *hits Mink with her mallet* I think you should remain unconsious for a while.
o.O...
Yakko suddenly looked towards a dirt path leading into the woods. "Come on! We have to get going if we're going to deliver this basket to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house," she said crisply.
"Wai, wai!" Chacha said. "Let's go!"
"WAIIIIT!" Yakko said suddenly, and everyone halted (Marin had now gotten out of the water, dried up). "If all of you can prove one good reason why I should take you along, I'll let you come."
"I have *GOOD* magic!" Chacha said, then facefaulted. "Erk. Nevermind. But I'll keep you company! And besides, Yakko-chan, if something happens, like we meet up with wolves and one of them chases you? We can trick them by switching hoods!"
"DENIED!" Yakko said, then she paused. "No way I'm letting you borrow *my* hood. Besides, I look hideous in red." Seeing Chacha's lower lip quivered, she sighed. "A deal, then. Get me some time with Seravi-sama -- ALONE! -- and you can come."
The others facefaulted, but Chacha agreed. "Okay!" she said enthusiastically.
"I do good magic," Shiine said, almost reciting Chacha's first remark.
Everyone fell, and Yakko facefaulted. "That's true. Okay."
Orin shyly looked up, as the others encouraged her. "If an enemy comes, I can fight them off," she said softly. ("I hope.")
"That's good. And you, Riiya?"
("Riiya-kun? Where? Where?" Marin said, ignoring the wolf on the ground.)
"Umm... I..." Riiya said, staring at his paws. "Oh! I'm a wolf, right? The thread of wolf attacks? I can fight 'em off!" And to prove it, he popped into his boy form, and put up his fists.
"RIIYA-KUUUU~N! I've been looking EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" Marin cried, and hugged Riiya, who was suffocating and had no energy to morph back into his wolf form.
"Okay, let's go!" Yakko said, and she began marching towards the woods.
"WAIT!" Chacha cried. "We don't have a good reason to bring Marin-chan with us!"
Yakko glowered. "Marin is a *fine*. She's just going to help me in some things."
"Do what, carry the basket?" Riiya said, snickering, as he escaped briefly from Marin's clutches.
Yakko narrowed her eyes at him, and suddenly swiped a potion from underneath her cloak, dangling it. "Riiya?" she said all too sweetly. "I have a *wonderful* potion here that will make you lose your wolf-morphing abilities," she said. "Be careful."
Riiya swallowed, and gulped. "Erk."
Riiya: WHOA! Since when did *YAKKO* become so powerful?
Mink: Shaddup. It's just a 'fic. STOP INTERRUPTING! We'll never get to the woods, and to Seravi's obaa-san's house, then we'll never end the 'fi~ic!
Riiya: *grr* Are you repri-repri--
Mink: "Reprimanding" you?
Riiya: Shaddup! But no, really. How did Yakko become so good? She found a potion that could get rid of *MY* wolf state? Even Shiine-chan isn't that good -- heck, even Dorothy or Seravi isn't that good!
Mink: *turns big* ARE YOU INSULTING SHIINE-CHAN?! *AND* DOROTHY?
Riiya: *meekly* Ehehe... no... you're addicted to too many mallets. n.n *grabs a mallet and schmacks Mink, leaving her unconsious again!*
Yakko suddenly looked at the sky. "HEY!" she began to cry out. "HEY, Mink-san!"
There was a silence.
"WOW!" Riiya said suddenly. "That funny typing-clickety noise isn't there anymore, in the sky!"
"SUGOI!" Chacha said, clapping her hands.
Yakko. "Darn," Yakko said. "ALRIGHT, WHO KNOCKED THE AUTHOR UNCONSIOUS THIS TIME?!"
"You mean that funny girl with the tiny tawny ears and the black nose that kinda looked like a brown mink?" Riiya demurred helpfully.
"YES! That one! We can't go to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house if she isn't up and typing the story!" Yakko wailed.
"What was that typing sound?" Marin asked.
"Her keyboard! And now, we'll never hear it again 'til she gets consious again for the next time to get into the woods! Which means we'll have to wait 'til part *three* until we get to Seravi-sama's obaa-san's house, if Mink-san permits us," Yakko muttered.
Helplessly, the six kids stood in the grass, unable to move... >.<... until part 3 of this 'fic arose...