"Daddy, Daddy!"

"Yes, honey?"

"The long-nosed Tengu from the forest stole
Satsuki-oneesan's undies!"

The father blinked. He'd always assumed that the legend
of the Tengu from the forest was simply a folktale or
something.

"Er, where's Satsuki, Mei?"

"She's out in front of the well, naked and crying!"

The father stood up and walked into the kitchen.

"Daddy? Where are you going?"

"I'm calling the police, Mei."

***
A Totoro / Kotaro Crossover . . .
My Neighbor, Kotaro