Sporty (to the tune of Britney Spears' 'Lucky')
A songfilk about everyone's favourite Quidditch captain, Oliver Wood
Early mornin', he wakes up,
To shake awake the team's Seeker.
It's the season for Quidditch.
The old glint is back in his eye!
CHORUS
Isn't he sporty?
That Ollie Wood boy-
"He's so sporty,
He's a pain!
And he fly, fly, flies to win the game, yelling-
'WE WON! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, KID!'
But when we lost in the showers he hid."
Yelling at his Seeker, really loud,
There's his friends and his teachers in the crowd.
For Wood, to be imperfect,
Is to be really bad.
He's the best Keeper we have ever had!
CHORUS
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fred: "We think you're very good too, Oliver."
George: "Cracking Keeper."
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oliver (to Harry, in Book Two): "Quidditch practise! Come on!"
Isn't he sporty?
That Ollie Wood boy-
He is so sporty,
A true Keeper, all right.
Sorta deranged, and kinda manic too-
Oh, Oliver, we're all behind you!
CHORUS