Ohayo! I wrote this on kind of a whim when I was really bored so I know it's kind of, dumb but I'm posting it anywayz! Ja!
No Need for looking for Sasami/No Need for Washu's concoction/No Need for a Tenchi replacement
It was a quiet and peaceful day at the Masaki shrine. Yes, I said quiet and peaceful. No explosions, no yelling and screaming. Nothing. That's because everyone had passed out from lack of food, again. Why? Because Sasami has once again run off and they don't bother to look for her because judging from the last few times she has disappeared she had run off through a mirror with some little blonde kid in a orangey-pink dress. They figured that she'd come back when she was done playing the mirror.
It had been 2 1/2 days since she left. They all passed out from lack of food except for one who slowly crawled their way to the kitchen....
*BOOM* "I'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!! I'M A GENIUS!!! Yeah! You're a Genius! A genius!" Everyone woke up and looked around trying to find where the loud explosions were coming from. They all ran to the kitchen, thinking there was food, and found 5 guys standing in the kitchen in preppy outfits.
Mihoshi wailed, "OH MY THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!! AHHH!! I WANT THEM ALLL!!!"
Sasami popped out of the hand mirror that was on a table and ran into the kitchen screaming like a mad child.
Aeka and Kiyone had hearts in their eyes staring at the guys. Even Washu was drooling a little at her own creations. Ryoko didn't. She hated them. In fact they annoyed the crap out of her. She wanted to claw their eyes out. "Washu, what are they?" Ryoko asked disgusted.
"My latest and most best creation since I made you my dear! I've made a new preppy idol group that will make millions of girls swoon at their feet and we'll get all the money that they rake in!" Washu pressed her pointer fingers against her cheeks. "I call them the Backstreet Boys!"
"Why Backstreet Boys?" Tenchi asked finding the new guys annoying because now the girls weren't fighting over him and he felt unloved.
"Because I boiled five cups of water in a witches cauldron on high and them I added this chemical that I bought from some guy in the back streets of Tokyo. Technically they would be called the Chemical boys but they were bought from the Backstreets of Tokyo and I think Backstreet Boys has more of a ring."
"Oh." Ryoko and Tenchi said simultaneously with as little enthusiasm as humanly possible.
Then each one of the girl's glomped on to a Backstreet Boy and they all left. Ryoko and Tenchi were the only ones still in the kitchen.
"Don't worry Tenchi, I still love you..." Ryoko put a hand on his shoulder.
Tenchi plopped down cross-legged on the ground. "I feel so unloved."
***---***---***---***---***
TWO MONTHS LATER
"I'M A GENIUS!! AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS" a voice shouted from the $500,000 modern kitchen. With all the money the pathetic Backstreet Boys raked in, Tenchi built a mansion, a summer home and even a nice chunk of land in Tokyo with plenty of money to spare. He still felt unloved by everyone except Ryoko. Everyone ran into the kitchen wondering what she had done this time. They entered the kitchen and saw 5 guys just standing there in preppy clothes. They looked very familiar... "Everyone! Meet the next most popular idol group *NSync!"
All the girls except Ryoko glomped onto a one of them. "Do we even want to know where you got that name?" Tenchi asked.
"Well I took the DNA from the Backstreet Boys and cloned them into these guys! I call them *NSnyc because they are perfectly in sync with everything the Backstreet Boys do! Their songs, dance steps, voices, looks, everything is the same!"
Ryoko coughed out a mushroom.
Tenchi felt even less loved.
THE END
No Need for looking for Sasami/No Need for Washu's concoction/No Need for a Tenchi replacement
It was a quiet and peaceful day at the Masaki shrine. Yes, I said quiet and peaceful. No explosions, no yelling and screaming. Nothing. That's because everyone had passed out from lack of food, again. Why? Because Sasami has once again run off and they don't bother to look for her because judging from the last few times she has disappeared she had run off through a mirror with some little blonde kid in a orangey-pink dress. They figured that she'd come back when she was done playing the mirror.
It had been 2 1/2 days since she left. They all passed out from lack of food except for one who slowly crawled their way to the kitchen....
*BOOM* "I'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!! I'M A GENIUS!!! Yeah! You're a Genius! A genius!" Everyone woke up and looked around trying to find where the loud explosions were coming from. They all ran to the kitchen, thinking there was food, and found 5 guys standing in the kitchen in preppy outfits.
Mihoshi wailed, "OH MY THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!! AHHH!! I WANT THEM ALLL!!!"
Sasami popped out of the hand mirror that was on a table and ran into the kitchen screaming like a mad child.
Aeka and Kiyone had hearts in their eyes staring at the guys. Even Washu was drooling a little at her own creations. Ryoko didn't. She hated them. In fact they annoyed the crap out of her. She wanted to claw their eyes out. "Washu, what are they?" Ryoko asked disgusted.
"My latest and most best creation since I made you my dear! I've made a new preppy idol group that will make millions of girls swoon at their feet and we'll get all the money that they rake in!" Washu pressed her pointer fingers against her cheeks. "I call them the Backstreet Boys!"
"Why Backstreet Boys?" Tenchi asked finding the new guys annoying because now the girls weren't fighting over him and he felt unloved.
"Because I boiled five cups of water in a witches cauldron on high and them I added this chemical that I bought from some guy in the back streets of Tokyo. Technically they would be called the Chemical boys but they were bought from the Backstreets of Tokyo and I think Backstreet Boys has more of a ring."
"Oh." Ryoko and Tenchi said simultaneously with as little enthusiasm as humanly possible.
Then each one of the girl's glomped on to a Backstreet Boy and they all left. Ryoko and Tenchi were the only ones still in the kitchen.
"Don't worry Tenchi, I still love you..." Ryoko put a hand on his shoulder.
Tenchi plopped down cross-legged on the ground. "I feel so unloved."
***---***---***---***---***
TWO MONTHS LATER
"I'M A GENIUS!! AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS" a voice shouted from the $500,000 modern kitchen. With all the money the pathetic Backstreet Boys raked in, Tenchi built a mansion, a summer home and even a nice chunk of land in Tokyo with plenty of money to spare. He still felt unloved by everyone except Ryoko. Everyone ran into the kitchen wondering what she had done this time. They entered the kitchen and saw 5 guys just standing there in preppy clothes. They looked very familiar... "Everyone! Meet the next most popular idol group *NSync!"
All the girls except Ryoko glomped onto a one of them. "Do we even want to know where you got that name?" Tenchi asked.
"Well I took the DNA from the Backstreet Boys and cloned them into these guys! I call them *NSnyc because they are perfectly in sync with everything the Backstreet Boys do! Their songs, dance steps, voices, looks, everything is the same!"
Ryoko coughed out a mushroom.
Tenchi felt even less loved.
THE END