FINAL FANTASY VII
AUTHORS NOTE: THE CHARACTER CHRIS MADE HIS DEBUT APPEARENCE IN 'A COUNTDOWN TO CONFUSION'. SINCE THEN HE HAS APPEARED IN A NUMBER OF MY OTHER FICS, SO YOU MAY WANNA READ THEM BEFORE READING THIS, TO GET THE FULL BACKGROUND ON HIM.
'A Countdown To Victory'
"Ah!", Chris sighed. "There's nothin' more satisfying than gettin' away with a crime! I'm practically home free!"
He was laid back on a sunbed onboard the ship which had departed for the Costa Del Sol. As far as Chris knew, he had gotten clean away. But in actual fact, the Highwind and its crew were hot on his trail.
"Thank goodness you spotted him, Yuffie.", smiled Tifa. "We should have no trouble getting our money back now!"
"Yeah!", Yuffie agreed. "That bitch is goin' down!"
"Hey, let's get this thing movin' a bit faster, huh?!", yelled Barrett.
"Yes, sir!" replied the Full Fledged Pilot, as he pushed the Highwind as far as it could go.
Within moments, they had docked in at the seaside resort. It was really warm as usual, but the party didn't complain.
"Alright, now we just wait for Chris to arrive and then we can end this whole sorry mess!", said Cloud. "He should be here in a few hours. Lets all go have some fun until he arrives."
The party spilt up and went their seperate ways. Cloud and Barrett headed over to the bar for a couple of drinks, while Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie all went man hunting over at the beach.
"Thank you all for travelling with Junon Travel Express Enterprise. Please gather your belongings and get off the ship. I suggest you don't dawdle... The bandersnatchers will be released in five minutes!", exclaimed the ships captain.
"Ah! At last! Now I can do all those cool things I love, like hang out and screw hot chicks!", smirked Chris as he left the ship.
Meanwhile, over at the beach, Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie were trying to decide which guys they wanted to target. It was a tough decision.
"What about that guy over there?", Tifa thought.
"Nah, he's too ugly!", shrieked Aeris. "I prefer that one standing next to the umbrella."
"Ew! You have *bad* taste in men, Aeris!", Yuffie puked. "I'm goin' for a lie down!"
She wandered towards an empty sunbed and made herself comfortable. She sprawled her body out all over the bed and began to soak up the sun.
"Ah! Now this... is livin'!", she smiled.
"Yeah?! Well, I didn't even like her anyway! You're welcome to her!", shouted a familiar voice.
"What?! Oh, Gawd! I don't friggin' believe this!", Yuffie screamed. She sat up from her sunbed and looked around the beach. To her left, she could see Tifa and Aeris eyeing up the local surfers. To her right, she could see Chris, the cocky thief who stole the party's gil. He was argueing with a couple of teenage lovers. "Please don't let him see me! Please don't let him see me!"
"Alright, alright! I'm goin'!", Chris grumbled as he stormed off from the couple.
"Yes! Yes! Go up the steps! Up the steps!", Yuffie cheered quietly.
"My, my! Yuffie! Well, I didn't expect to see you here!", Chris had noticed her. "Want me to give you a rub down?"
"E-Excuse me?!"
"With the suntan lotion? You really should protect yourself, y'know? If you don't, then you're gonna get cancer.", he explained. "Wait-a-minute, how did you get here so fast? I didn't see you onboard the ship."
"Uh...", the young ninja struggled to come up with a good excuse. She didn't want to give away the whereabouts of the party, and she didn't want Chris to know that they were on to him about the stolen gil.
"Well? I'm still waitin', babe."
"...Oh Chris, you talk too much! C'mere baby!"
Yuffie pulled Chris down onto the sunbed, and started kissing him passionately. Chris closed his eyes and succumbed to her desire.
"Oh my God! Is that Yuffie over there?! Yuffie having it away with some young buck?!", Aeris bloated, as she and Tifa watched from the other end of the beach.
"I think it is!", howled Tifa. "Hehe! She's not holding back, huh?!"
"Yeah, but if she got lucky, then I'm sure we will too!"
"Tifa! Aeris! Wha' up?!"
It was Barrett. He wobbled over toward the two girls, giggling like a maniac. He was drunk.
"Barrett? Look's like you've been drinking! Where's Cloud?", asked Tifa.
"H-He's still over at the bar...", he slurred. "I-I come, uh, came over to ask if you chicks wanna join us. W-Where's that little pecker Yuffie?"
"Um, she's kinda busy right now.", gurgled Aeris.
"Uh-huh! But we're not! There's no action here, so we might aswell go get drunk. C'mon Aeris!", yelled Tifa.
Barrett, Tifa and Aeris headed off to the tavern. As they walked past, Chris raised his sweating head.
"Wow! Geez, I need some air! You're amazin' Yuffie! Man, I've never met a chick like you before!", he exclaimed. "I'm gonna recommend you to all my friends! You won't be disap... Holy crap! It's them! It's those Midgar freaks!"
"Huh?! Wha?! What are you talking about?! T-There's no-one there!", paniced Yuffie. "Now do you want access to all area's or not?!"
"No, seriously! It was them! The funny lookin' girl with the pink dress and the sexy bar owner! I'd recognise those big pair of... eyes anywhere. They're walkin' up those steps with some gun-arm dude! Oh my God! They're tryin' to kill me!"
"You beasts!", screamed Yuffie. "W-Why would they be lookin' for you anyway?"
"...No reason."
"Chris, if we're goin' to be an item, then you're gonna haveta be honest with me!"
"An item?! You and me?! Uh, you're a super chick, but, uh... I'm not ready for a relationship yet. 'Sides, I hate bein' honest! I-I have to get outta here!"
"Outta here?! No, no you can't!", Yuffie knew she had to keep Chris from leaving town. If she could keep him here just a little longer, then maybe she could inform Cloud and bust his ass. She had to persuade him to stay put. "Chris, I-I love you! Don't leave me!"
"...Wha?", he was stunned. "Like I said, you're a super chick, but I gotta go! Bye hotstuff!"
Chris leapt off the sunbed and dashed away up through the town.
"Dammit!", snarled Yuffie. "That guy is such a pain in the butt! I have to warn the old timers!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
AUTHORS NOTE: THE CHARACTER CHRIS MADE HIS DEBUT APPEARENCE IN 'A COUNTDOWN TO CONFUSION'. SINCE THEN HE HAS APPEARED IN A NUMBER OF MY OTHER FICS, SO YOU MAY WANNA READ THEM BEFORE READING THIS, TO GET THE FULL BACKGROUND ON HIM.
'A Countdown To Victory'
"Ah!", Chris sighed. "There's nothin' more satisfying than gettin' away with a crime! I'm practically home free!"
He was laid back on a sunbed onboard the ship which had departed for the Costa Del Sol. As far as Chris knew, he had gotten clean away. But in actual fact, the Highwind and its crew were hot on his trail.
"Thank goodness you spotted him, Yuffie.", smiled Tifa. "We should have no trouble getting our money back now!"
"Yeah!", Yuffie agreed. "That bitch is goin' down!"
"Hey, let's get this thing movin' a bit faster, huh?!", yelled Barrett.
"Yes, sir!" replied the Full Fledged Pilot, as he pushed the Highwind as far as it could go.
Within moments, they had docked in at the seaside resort. It was really warm as usual, but the party didn't complain.
"Alright, now we just wait for Chris to arrive and then we can end this whole sorry mess!", said Cloud. "He should be here in a few hours. Lets all go have some fun until he arrives."
The party spilt up and went their seperate ways. Cloud and Barrett headed over to the bar for a couple of drinks, while Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie all went man hunting over at the beach.
"Thank you all for travelling with Junon Travel Express Enterprise. Please gather your belongings and get off the ship. I suggest you don't dawdle... The bandersnatchers will be released in five minutes!", exclaimed the ships captain.
"Ah! At last! Now I can do all those cool things I love, like hang out and screw hot chicks!", smirked Chris as he left the ship.
Meanwhile, over at the beach, Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie were trying to decide which guys they wanted to target. It was a tough decision.
"What about that guy over there?", Tifa thought.
"Nah, he's too ugly!", shrieked Aeris. "I prefer that one standing next to the umbrella."
"Ew! You have *bad* taste in men, Aeris!", Yuffie puked. "I'm goin' for a lie down!"
She wandered towards an empty sunbed and made herself comfortable. She sprawled her body out all over the bed and began to soak up the sun.
"Ah! Now this... is livin'!", she smiled.
"Yeah?! Well, I didn't even like her anyway! You're welcome to her!", shouted a familiar voice.
"What?! Oh, Gawd! I don't friggin' believe this!", Yuffie screamed. She sat up from her sunbed and looked around the beach. To her left, she could see Tifa and Aeris eyeing up the local surfers. To her right, she could see Chris, the cocky thief who stole the party's gil. He was argueing with a couple of teenage lovers. "Please don't let him see me! Please don't let him see me!"
"Alright, alright! I'm goin'!", Chris grumbled as he stormed off from the couple.
"Yes! Yes! Go up the steps! Up the steps!", Yuffie cheered quietly.
"My, my! Yuffie! Well, I didn't expect to see you here!", Chris had noticed her. "Want me to give you a rub down?"
"E-Excuse me?!"
"With the suntan lotion? You really should protect yourself, y'know? If you don't, then you're gonna get cancer.", he explained. "Wait-a-minute, how did you get here so fast? I didn't see you onboard the ship."
"Uh...", the young ninja struggled to come up with a good excuse. She didn't want to give away the whereabouts of the party, and she didn't want Chris to know that they were on to him about the stolen gil.
"Well? I'm still waitin', babe."
"...Oh Chris, you talk too much! C'mere baby!"
Yuffie pulled Chris down onto the sunbed, and started kissing him passionately. Chris closed his eyes and succumbed to her desire.
"Oh my God! Is that Yuffie over there?! Yuffie having it away with some young buck?!", Aeris bloated, as she and Tifa watched from the other end of the beach.
"I think it is!", howled Tifa. "Hehe! She's not holding back, huh?!"
"Yeah, but if she got lucky, then I'm sure we will too!"
"Tifa! Aeris! Wha' up?!"
It was Barrett. He wobbled over toward the two girls, giggling like a maniac. He was drunk.
"Barrett? Look's like you've been drinking! Where's Cloud?", asked Tifa.
"H-He's still over at the bar...", he slurred. "I-I come, uh, came over to ask if you chicks wanna join us. W-Where's that little pecker Yuffie?"
"Um, she's kinda busy right now.", gurgled Aeris.
"Uh-huh! But we're not! There's no action here, so we might aswell go get drunk. C'mon Aeris!", yelled Tifa.
Barrett, Tifa and Aeris headed off to the tavern. As they walked past, Chris raised his sweating head.
"Wow! Geez, I need some air! You're amazin' Yuffie! Man, I've never met a chick like you before!", he exclaimed. "I'm gonna recommend you to all my friends! You won't be disap... Holy crap! It's them! It's those Midgar freaks!"
"Huh?! Wha?! What are you talking about?! T-There's no-one there!", paniced Yuffie. "Now do you want access to all area's or not?!"
"No, seriously! It was them! The funny lookin' girl with the pink dress and the sexy bar owner! I'd recognise those big pair of... eyes anywhere. They're walkin' up those steps with some gun-arm dude! Oh my God! They're tryin' to kill me!"
"You beasts!", screamed Yuffie. "W-Why would they be lookin' for you anyway?"
"...No reason."
"Chris, if we're goin' to be an item, then you're gonna haveta be honest with me!"
"An item?! You and me?! Uh, you're a super chick, but, uh... I'm not ready for a relationship yet. 'Sides, I hate bein' honest! I-I have to get outta here!"
"Outta here?! No, no you can't!", Yuffie knew she had to keep Chris from leaving town. If she could keep him here just a little longer, then maybe she could inform Cloud and bust his ass. She had to persuade him to stay put. "Chris, I-I love you! Don't leave me!"
"...Wha?", he was stunned. "Like I said, you're a super chick, but I gotta go! Bye hotstuff!"
Chris leapt off the sunbed and dashed away up through the town.
"Dammit!", snarled Yuffie. "That guy is such a pain in the butt! I have to warn the old timers!"
TO BE CONTINUED...