Whore House Parrot
Bulma was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. Bulma went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff." Bulma thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.
She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." Bulma was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
A couple hours later, Bra returned from school with Pan. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." Pan, Bra and Bulma were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation.
A couple of hours later, Vejiita came back from training. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores. Hi Vejiita!"
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Cattle Market
Bulma drags Vejiita to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year"
Bulma turns to Vejiita and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year"
Bulma turns to Vejiita and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over five times a month. You can learn from this one also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year"
Bulma's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one."
Vejiita turns to Bulma and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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(lets pretend that pan gets a cool job)
Pan and some friends were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. Pan teed off and watched in horror as her ball was shanked directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
Pan rushed down to the man, Trunks, and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she said earnestly.
"Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a minute", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But Pan persisted, and Trunks finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage him.
Pan then asked him: "How does that feel?"
Trunks replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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(WARNING; goten bashing ahead, Im sorry Goten, you know youre mu bud but......)
Goten walks up to the bar and asks the barman for 6 shots of his strongest spirit.
The barman asks if he is celebrating something . "Yes", replies Goten, "my first blow-job".
"Well " the barman replies " the 7th is on the house".
Goten Replies,
"No offence sir but if 6 doesnt get rid of the taste then 7 wont !"
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Yamcha himself unable to satisfy his blonde girlfriend. He tried hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to do the job. He finally went to krillin and asked for advice. His friend told him not to worry because he knew a method that was 100% successful.
He says, "Hire a big guy to stand near your bed and waving a huge towel over both of you while you are having sex. This way your girlfriend will be stimulated and have an orgasm."
Yamcha hired the man, but all efforts were in vain. He went back to krillin and told him what happened. So Krillin suggested that they switch places.
"Why don't you wave the towel while the man does the job in bed," says Krillin. Poor Yamcha agreed, and said that he would do anything to satisfy his Girlfriend. He hired the same guy again and this time they traded positions. Naturally, the blonde had a divine orgasm.
Yamcha leaned over to the guy and said, "You see!! That's how you wave the towel!"
Love Aya-chan
Bulma was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. Bulma went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff." Bulma thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.
She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." Bulma was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
A couple hours later, Bra returned from school with Pan. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." Pan, Bra and Bulma were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh about the situation.
A couple of hours later, Vejiita came back from training. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores. Hi Vejiita!"
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Cattle Market
Bulma drags Vejiita to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year"
Bulma turns to Vejiita and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year"
Bulma turns to Vejiita and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over five times a month. You can learn from this one also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year"
Bulma's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one."
Vejiita turns to Bulma and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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(lets pretend that pan gets a cool job)
Pan and some friends were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. Pan teed off and watched in horror as her ball was shanked directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
Pan rushed down to the man, Trunks, and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she said earnestly.
"Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a minute", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But Pan persisted, and Trunks finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage him.
Pan then asked him: "How does that feel?"
Trunks replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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(WARNING; goten bashing ahead, Im sorry Goten, you know youre mu bud but......)
Goten walks up to the bar and asks the barman for 6 shots of his strongest spirit.
The barman asks if he is celebrating something . "Yes", replies Goten, "my first blow-job".
"Well " the barman replies " the 7th is on the house".
Goten Replies,
"No offence sir but if 6 doesnt get rid of the taste then 7 wont !"
~~~~~~~~~~~
Yamcha himself unable to satisfy his blonde girlfriend. He tried hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to do the job. He finally went to krillin and asked for advice. His friend told him not to worry because he knew a method that was 100% successful.
He says, "Hire a big guy to stand near your bed and waving a huge towel over both of you while you are having sex. This way your girlfriend will be stimulated and have an orgasm."
Yamcha hired the man, but all efforts were in vain. He went back to krillin and told him what happened. So Krillin suggested that they switch places.
"Why don't you wave the towel while the man does the job in bed," says Krillin. Poor Yamcha agreed, and said that he would do anything to satisfy his Girlfriend. He hired the same guy again and this time they traded positions. Naturally, the blonde had a divine orgasm.
Yamcha leaned over to the guy and said, "You see!! That's how you wave the towel!"
Love Aya-chan