FF7 Party
Cloud was sitting on his butt at home watching Martha Stewart when Barret called
"Hey cloud wanna come to a party tonight?"
"I dont know man Martha is showing us how to make her specialty'Marthas Lazy Boy Fat Pumped Salad'"
"Chicks will be there"
"BOOYAKA IM THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!"and with that he went to get some beer to bring.
TIFAS HOUSE
Tifa is staring with drool all down her front at a picture of Cloud when the phone rang.
Hello...(drool)...this is Tifa"
"Hey tita,imean Tifa wanna come to a party tonight?"
"I have more important things to do"she said staring at clouds pic again.
"Cloud will be there"
"(drool)....IM THERE!!!!!!!"
And then Barret called Cait Sith,Cid,Vincent,Yuffie and Red
2 hours later
KNOCK KNOCK
"I got it"Barret said to the people there already.He opened the door and the whole gang was there."Hey everyone"
"Hey Barret"everyone said(except Tifa who was staring at Cloud)
"Come on in"he said letting everyone in.Cloud immediatly went to a table where a group of girls were playing strip poker.
"Ohhhhhh ya"he said sitting down and watching.Tifa followed and clung to Cloud.
Cid went over to some kids who were drunk and were talking about making a rocket.Cait Sith saw a stuffed animal and decided to try and sweettalk it.Red just plopped down behind the couch and decided to wait for everyone to get so drunk that theyll fall down and sleep where they land so he could steal from them.Yuffie go a little box of sleeping grass out and decided to trick everyone into taking it and then she would steal from them.Vincent simply sat down and closed his eyes thinking.
Barret went to join Cloud.
3 HOURS LATER
"OK A Royal Flush i win again."
"Oh ya Cloud im glad to have a friend whos really good at cards like you."Cloud and Barret had just won their 79th game.
"OK ladies take it off"
"Hey guys wanna burrito?"Yuffi had just walked over.
"Sure"they all said.So Yuffie handed them the burritos with sleeping grass in them and walked away.
"These burritos taste a lot like sleeping grass."Barret said looking at Cloud
"OH sh.....ZZZZZZZZ"everyone at the table suddenly fell off their chair drooling while they slept.
"Hey boys"Yuffie said as she walked up to Cids group."heres a cigarette for you all heh heh"
'cait sith is probobly allready asleep,so that leaves Red and Vincent.She walked over to Vincent and figured he had already gotten drunk and fallen asleep.So she looked for Red
10 MINUTES LATER
"Man i guess Red left already"she said to herself"Time to steal"
So she went to the poker table saying "Sucker"to each one them.
Meanwhile Red had moved from behind the couch and was stealing from Cids group saying"Stupid humans never know when to stop drinking......almost like Cloud is with Tifa every night"
As they were both walking towards the door they remembered Vincent.They started towards him from different sides of the room and saw one another.
"The....?"Yuffie said"I thought you went to pets mart or something."
"I thuoght you fell down drunk and helpless like the rest of your idiot race"
"Why you little......ALL CREATION"Yuffie yelled
"Stupid little single stomached micro sypheloc bilobe.......COSMO MEMORY"
Both attacks wiped out eachother.
"huh wha....."Vincent had just come out of his trance.He saw Yuffie and Reds crispy black bodies and their bags of loot.
"Humph..........never let morons try to do an idiots job"Vincent said taking the bags."See ya SUCKERS!!!!"he said leaving the house.
OK OK i tried to make that funny but if its not flames are welcome. 8)