DISCLAIMER: BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I OWN EVERYTHING BWHAHAHAHAHA! I AM INSTOPABLE! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: ANYBODY READING THIS AT THE MOMENT IS SUBMITTING THEMSELVES COMPLETELY UNDER MY REIGN AND ARE ACKNOWLEDGING ME AS THEIR ON AND ONLY QUEEN! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I OWN YOU TOO NOW! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
AUTHOR'S NOTE AFTER SHE HAS TAKEN SEDATIVES: I am attempting this story from an idea Natas had. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE (you must be getting sick of these): GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE!!!!!!
The Gender Bender watched. He had chosen his next victims wisely: The X-People (IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THEM BEING CALLED THAT THEY CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME! * PULLS OUT A GUN * WELL... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! NOW READ ON MY LOYAL SUBJECT BWHAHAHAHAHA)
***
It was a beautiful day at the X-mansion.
The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, the sun was shinning, until...
"I'm going swimming now." yelled Snott.
What? You didn't think he was dead did you? Of course he's not. He just got rushed to hospital, and even if he had died, Marvel (whom I also own) have four Jean Greys (I didn't pay them to bring that horror upon the world and they were severely punished for it BWHAHAHAHAHAHA) so why can't I have a second Snott. WHAT AM I SAYING?! NOBODY DESERVES EVEN ONE SNOTT!
Everyone else in the pool quickly escaped, Rogue flew, Kitty phased (I think you get the drift)
The only one left was Jublees.
"Ahh...like a like little like help like here like please?" she moaned.
"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop fillin' ya bra with puddin', sugah." Said Rogue as she helped her out of the pool, (although if she had of left her there it wouldn't have been much of a loss.)
You see the problem with Snott going swimming is that he goes starkers, I'm talking about the full monty here peoples. Oh he does wear something of course... a swimming cap because I couldn't bear it if his trademark, immaculate hair got messed up. Along with going naked he also has a tendency to relieve himself in the pool.
Thankfully before we all had to see Snott naked the Gender Bender decided to attack.
"HEHEHEHEHEHE I AM THE MIGHTY GENDER BENDER AND YOU SHALL ALL FACE THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY...hang on I'll be back in a sec.
* AUTHOR FLIES IN ON A FLYING KANGAROO * WHAT? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF QANTAS?
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.GENDER BENDER THE FLYING MARMOSET AND I ARE HERE TO REEK HAVOC ON YOUR IMSIGNIFICANT EXISTANCE! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A blushing Gender Bender (blushing because he stuffed up his entrance) said the magic words "GOOGLY FISH AND TABLE SAUCED BRUSSEL SPROUTS" and used his mutant power to swap the minds of mutants to send the X-People into eternal confusion.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OBEY ME NOW MY LOYAL SUBJECTS!" yelled the author.
Gender Bender the flying marmoset whispered to the author "wrong lines"
"oh... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
The author and her flying marmoset companion left.
The X-People just looked at each other with a 'what the' expression on their faces.
***
K PEOPLES I AM LEAVING IT THERE FOR THE MOMENT AS MY BRAIN HAS GONE ALL MOOSHY AND I CAN'T THINK CLEARLY CAUSE IT'S SLIDING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AT THE MOMENT * suddenly Gender Bender the amazing flying marmoset steps on it *
"oops"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO THINK AGAIN"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was my plan for now I shall be able to take over the world!"
* slaps GB over the head * "I don't think so GB"
"damn now I have to remain your side kick"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA"
OK WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE DONE IT AGAIN AND GOTTEN SIDE TRACKED. WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO SUBMIT YOURSELF UNDER MY COMMAND! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME YOUR IDEAS OR IF YOU WANT TO TAKE PART OR EMAIL ME AT firey_bitch@start.com.au
OH AND BY THE WAY: GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE!!!!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: ANYBODY READING THIS AT THE MOMENT IS SUBMITTING THEMSELVES COMPLETELY UNDER MY REIGN AND ARE ACKNOWLEDGING ME AS THEIR ON AND ONLY QUEEN! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I OWN YOU TOO NOW! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
AUTHOR'S NOTE AFTER SHE HAS TAKEN SEDATIVES: I am attempting this story from an idea Natas had. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE (you must be getting sick of these): GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE!!!!!!
The Gender Bender watched. He had chosen his next victims wisely: The X-People (IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THEM BEING CALLED THAT THEY CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME! * PULLS OUT A GUN * WELL... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! NOW READ ON MY LOYAL SUBJECT BWHAHAHAHAHA)
***
It was a beautiful day at the X-mansion.
The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, the sun was shinning, until...
"I'm going swimming now." yelled Snott.
What? You didn't think he was dead did you? Of course he's not. He just got rushed to hospital, and even if he had died, Marvel (whom I also own) have four Jean Greys (I didn't pay them to bring that horror upon the world and they were severely punished for it BWHAHAHAHAHAHA) so why can't I have a second Snott. WHAT AM I SAYING?! NOBODY DESERVES EVEN ONE SNOTT!
Everyone else in the pool quickly escaped, Rogue flew, Kitty phased (I think you get the drift)
The only one left was Jublees.
"Ahh...like a like little like help like here like please?" she moaned.
"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop fillin' ya bra with puddin', sugah." Said Rogue as she helped her out of the pool, (although if she had of left her there it wouldn't have been much of a loss.)
You see the problem with Snott going swimming is that he goes starkers, I'm talking about the full monty here peoples. Oh he does wear something of course... a swimming cap because I couldn't bear it if his trademark, immaculate hair got messed up. Along with going naked he also has a tendency to relieve himself in the pool.
Thankfully before we all had to see Snott naked the Gender Bender decided to attack.
"HEHEHEHEHEHE I AM THE MIGHTY GENDER BENDER AND YOU SHALL ALL FACE THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY...hang on I'll be back in a sec.
* AUTHOR FLIES IN ON A FLYING KANGAROO * WHAT? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF QANTAS?
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.GENDER BENDER THE FLYING MARMOSET AND I ARE HERE TO REEK HAVOC ON YOUR IMSIGNIFICANT EXISTANCE! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A blushing Gender Bender (blushing because he stuffed up his entrance) said the magic words "GOOGLY FISH AND TABLE SAUCED BRUSSEL SPROUTS" and used his mutant power to swap the minds of mutants to send the X-People into eternal confusion.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OBEY ME NOW MY LOYAL SUBJECTS!" yelled the author.
Gender Bender the flying marmoset whispered to the author "wrong lines"
"oh... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
The author and her flying marmoset companion left.
The X-People just looked at each other with a 'what the' expression on their faces.
***
K PEOPLES I AM LEAVING IT THERE FOR THE MOMENT AS MY BRAIN HAS GONE ALL MOOSHY AND I CAN'T THINK CLEARLY CAUSE IT'S SLIDING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AT THE MOMENT * suddenly Gender Bender the amazing flying marmoset steps on it *
"oops"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO THINK AGAIN"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was my plan for now I shall be able to take over the world!"
* slaps GB over the head * "I don't think so GB"
"damn now I have to remain your side kick"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA"
OK WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE DONE IT AGAIN AND GOTTEN SIDE TRACKED. WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE PART YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO SUBMIT YOURSELF UNDER MY COMMAND! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME YOUR IDEAS OR IF YOU WANT TO TAKE PART OR EMAIL ME AT firey_bitch@start.com.au
OH AND BY THE WAY: GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE!!!!!!