There's A Squirrel In Texas

by theguywhohasaname

Er... A parody of a song called 'There's a Girl in Texas.' Read and review!

Uhm... I wrote this parody of Trace Adkins' 'There's A Girl In Texas.' It's weird, and it repeats the title too many times, but I only did that 'cause Trace did. Ummm... Don't forget to review. And here it is....

When I stole half of Dallas,
chased by the swat team,
California is where I was headed for.
But a pair of eery lights blinded me,
and I'm lost. Can you help me
Not sure what I was looking for...
But there's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas that does.
He stole my memory.
His eyes lit up the night...
I'm the only man who survived the evil glow.
I won't try to hide from him, not with this mind of mine.
I can't live if I don't get revenge.
'Cause there's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas named Bugs.
If that squirrel that I've been chasin' ever notices me,
then I'll wake up to find he just ate me.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas named Bugs.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas named Bugs.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas.
There's a squirrel in Texas that hugs.