Morph that funky monkey white boy

by Britz

A little songfic about Marco to the tune of "Play that funky music white boy" by Wild Cherry, you'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll just groan loudly.

Britz-This song-fic is dedicated to a writer by the name of Chrissy, I couldn't have done this without you. True you had absolutely no involment in this fic, and you really don't know me at all, it's a long and confusing story kids, really boring too. BTW: If you want to get tecnecal in this song I know Marco doesn't morph a proper monkey and that he's Hispanic not white, but hey who gives a toss? When I heard the song this morning and came up with the idea I thought "morph that funky gorilla hispanic boy" had the same ring so screw it.

Disclaimer- animorphs ain't mine and "play that funky music white boy" isn't mine either (BTW: It's the original version by Wild Cherry I'm taking off here not Vanilla Ice's)

MORPH THAT FUNKY MONKEY WHITE BOY
-Sung by Marco (I can't tell you my last name)
-Written by Britz Britten
-On the Album "sing it when your'e morphing"

Hey do it now...Yeah hey.

Yeah, I use to be a normal kid
Though I hadn't been dealt a full hand
Cause my dad had heaps of problems yeah
And so his ass got canned.

Then everything changed around me,
The Yeerks made me feel so low
But Jake quickly decided, yes he did
To go to the Yeerk pool and check out the show
Yeah there was-

Fighting, and biting, and lots of icky violence
And it all, just hit us so Jake turned around and shouted
Morph that funky monkey white boy
Morph that funky monkey now
Morph that funky monkey white boy
Knock out that Taxxon and morph that funky monkey before you die
Before you die, oh before you die.

--Guitar Solo--

Now it definautly ain't easy
Fighting Yeerks and freeing minds
The whole things very shaky
I just wanna leave it all behind
My mum's back which feels better (spoken: So much better)
But we're all spinning out in every way
still I'll never lose that feeling
Of the lesson learned that day
When there was:

Fighting, and biting, and lots of icky violence
And it all, just hit us so Jake turned around and shouted
Morph that funky monkey white boy
Morph that funky monkey now
Morph that funky monkey white boy
Knock out that Taxxon and morph that funky monkey before you die
Before you die, oh before you die.

Now I always morph that funky monkey
Morph that funky monkey
Morph that funky monkey
I keep morphing that funky monkey
I'll morph that funkey monkey till I die (Fade)

Britz-Brilliant hey? I'll post this and probaly be back in like two seconds, I've got an idea for a song about Tobias to the tune of "Rockin Robin" what do ya think? Later fan-fic fans.