If you read this and then wrte a bad review, watch your back ery carefully. I am amazed I was able to write it as well as I did. I had very little to work with. And one of the lines is the same as in the original song, too... I did the best I could, though. Read and review.

Well, you say Ol' fatty is an ugly witch,
and you keep lotsa secrets from her.
Well, she knows you don't like her hair,
knows you think she aint fair,
knows you know about her split ends.
And she's found out 'bout the time
you snuck out to save the world with me.
But does ol' fatty know about you and me?
Well, she knows you've been skipping meals to go to Burger King,
she's heard about the laptops extra drive.
She knows you hate her attitude,
knows you hate her tattoo,
but she lets all that slide.
And I'll bet she thinks she knows you from A to Z.
But does ol' fatty know about me?
Do you think she's got a clue
'bout the things we've been doing underneath the moon and stars?
How you're tired of the ground shakin' from the pounding of her thighs?
Well, and ol' fatty should go out into the world,
and get away from you and me.
But do you think ol' fatty knows about me?
Do you think she's got a clue
'bout the things we've been doing underneath the moon and stars?
How you're tired of the ground shakin' from the pounding of her thighs?
Well, and ol' fatty should go out into the world,
and get away from you and me.
But do you think ol' fatty knows about me?
But do you think ol' fatty knows about me?