The reason why I started the fic so far down was I didn't want you to read ahead right away. It would have screwed it up, because I like the beginning.
Oh yeah and I'm making this as it comes to me!!

Jackie Chan's fic that I didn't make up a name for because it would give it away

It was a dark and stormy night, really it was just a boring afternoon. The five boys sat in a circle patiently waiting for one of the boys to make a move. Tension, fear, and terror was going threw each of them at a constant speed. One of them even had to really pee, but anyway back to the story . . .

Trowa: Go fish!

Wufei: Damn. (picks a card from the pile)

Duo: I GOTTA GO PEE!!!

Heero: Hold it!!

Duo: But, I REALLY REALLY have to go pee!!

Heero: Shut up.

Trowa: Quatre do you have an eight?

Quatre: Go fish.

Trowa: (takes a card from the pile)

Quatre: Heero, do you have a ten?

Heero: (Throws the ten card at Quatre)

Quatre: Thanks!

Heero: Duo, do you have . . .

Duo: I GOTTA PEE!!!!

Heero: SHUT UP!!!

Duo: Okay.

Heero: a king?

Duo: What?

Heero: I was finishing my first sentence before you rudely interrupted!!

Duo: Oh. No, go fish.

Heero: (grabs a card from the middle of the pile)

Duo: HEAH!!! You can't do that!! You have to take it from the top!!

Heero: So?

Duo: That's cheating!!!

Wufei: Oh and you don't do that, Duo?

Duo: What? Me? Cheat? I've never thought of it in my whole life.

Trowa: Your WHOLE life?

Duo: Well, maybe not my WHOLE life, but at least tonight!

Wufei: Oh yeah, right. (rolls his eyes)

Duo: Heah!! I saw that!!

Wufei: This is a waste of my time!! I should be out worshipping Nataku!!

Duo: Don't go changing the subject on me!!!

Heero: I thought thats what you would want, I mean we're talking about you cheating here.

Duo: Oh . . . yeah. Well, what were you talking about Quatre?

Quatre: I didn't say anything!

Heero: Now you're trying to change the subject.

Duo: So?

Wufei: Justice will be served!!

Duo: I . . .I . . .GOTTA PEE!!!

Heero: (pulls gun out at Duo)

Duo: Yikes!!! (Almost peed his pants) Why'd you do THAT??

Heero: So you would pee your pants and stop whining about it.

Duo: Well, I didn't pee my pants!!

Wufei: We can arrange that . . .

Duo: WHAT?!?!? Guys I don't like that look on your faces . . .

(Heero, Wufei, and Trowa jump on Duo and start to tickle him)

Trowa: Come on Quatre, help us here!!

Quatre: I can't!! I don't know what my mother would say!!

(Heero, Wufei, and Trowa continue their tickle torture)

Duo: Stttttttoooooppppp it!! I can't hold it much longer!!!

(They continue to tickle)

Duo: Nooooooooooo!!!!

(Duo ends up getting away from them and runs outisde)

Heero: Good he's gone.

Wufei: I'm going to worship Nataku now.

Trowa: He'll be out there all night.

(Later, after everyone is asleep)

Duo is in a tree, murmuring in his sleep) NO!!! Don't tickle me!! I gotta pee . . .


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Okay I don't know what came over me when I wrote this fic, but it just came to me and I typed it out.
Jackie Chan