I'm lost -
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should return before I get back,
Please ask me to wait.
The fic that has Kari and me in it with the Gundam Boys
Our five favorite boys decide to take a break from fighting and decide to . . . go shopping!!
Wufei: Why are we doing this again?
Quatre: Well it says that we decided to take a break from fighting.
Duo: And to meet girls!!
Heero: It doesn't say that, Duo.
Duo: So?
Wufei: Weak, Maxwell, you're weak.
Duo: So, Wu-man, planning on meeting girls?
Wufei: No, and it's Wufei.
Duo: So what about you, Heero?
Heero: (Gives Duo death glare)
Duo: Trowa?
Trowa: No.
Duo: Well then I guess Quatre will come with me.
Quatre: What?! But . . . but . . .
Duo: Aw! It's okay. Come on! (Duo drags Quatre off and the rest of the team split up)
Kari: Shopping!!!
Jackie Chan: On to the clothes!!
(And off they go)
Quatre: I don't really want to meet any girls.
Duo: What?! You're yaoi??
Quatre: O.O NO!!! It's just that . . . that I get nervous around them.
Duo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quatre's afraid of girls!!
Quatre: No I'm not!!!
Duo: Hahahaha Let's go check the clothes section.
(They go off to the clothes section)
Kari: Heah how about this black shirt?
Jackie: Yeah that's great!!!
Kari: You need to get something.
Jackie: Yeah, but I really don't like anything here.
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Wufei: Where is the stupid fitting rooms? (walks around for a while until he comes up to the info desk) Where are the fitting rooms?
Woman: Oh right over there.
Wufei: (walks over to a door) Hum. It doesn't say anything. (Opens door and walks in)
Woman: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Pervert!!!! GET OUT!!!!
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs like the wind out of there)
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Heero: I wonder where I can find some weapons. (walks around until he comes up to the info desk) Where can I find the weapons department?
Woman: We don't have a weapons department.
Heero: (pulls gun out) I demand you have one NOW!!
Woman: O.O It's down this walk way through the boys department and to your left.
(Heero walks off in that direction)
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Trowa: I think I'm lost. Lets see I'm by the shoe department. I think I'll ask directions. (walks into shoe department) Excuse me but where is the gym equipment?
Man: It's down past the boys department and to the right.
Trowa: Thanks.
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Duo: Oh I see some girls!!!
Quatre: Hide me!!!
Duo: I won't be that bad. (walks over to the girls) Well, Hee-llo!
Girl one: Oh hello!!
Girl two: Oh hi!! Cute couple.
Duo: What?!
Girl one: Oh you two aren't girlfriend and boyfriend?
(Quatre's trying not to laugh while Duo's shocked)
Duo: I'm a boy.
Girl two: Oh sorry. (the girls walk off)
Duo: What a blow.
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(Heero follows the woman's directions and finds himself in . . . the woman's lingerie department!!)
Heero: O.O What?! Where am I?? This isn't the weapon's department!!! The woman's . . . lingerie department?? I will kill you. (shoots a mannequins head off and runs like hell from the department)
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Wufei: The humiliation. Justice will be served!! (marches over to where he talked to the woman who told him to go to that dressing room) Where is the dressing rooms??
Woman: Over there.
Wufei: That's the woman's!!
Woman: Oh. Over there then.
(Wufei storms off)
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Trowa ends up taking a left instead of a right at the boys department and ends up in . . . du du DA!! The woman's lingerie department!!!)
Trowa: O.O (walks out in shock)
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Duo: The humiliation!!!
Quatre: Actually it's not that bad.
Duo: Well they didn't call you a girl a least.
Quatre: Come on lets find some food. (walk off)
(Jackie and Kari are STILL in the clothing department)
Wufei: There's the men's dressing rooms!!! (starts to walk towards them but stops) No, I can't be. I have to go through THAT!?!?! I am not weak. I am not weak. I am not weak. (takes off running full speed ahead, while dodging woman mannequins in lingerie, and knocking over stands that have bras on) I made it alive!! (falls over unconscience from the horrible sights)
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(Heero walks around in shock until he comes upon the video games department) What is this? (walks up to Goldeneye game) Hum. (pushes buttons and game begins) Mission accepted. I will kill 006.
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(Trowa ends up getting lost again but finds himself at the video game department too) Heero? What are you playing?
Heero: Mission denined. I must finish this mission first.
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(Duo and Quatre are trying to find food when they come upon (drumroll please) the arouma of food!!!)
Duo: I smell food!!!
Quatre: We must be close. Look it's over there!!!
Duo: FOOOODDDD!!! (starts walking towards the food stand like a zomibe but suddenly stops) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! It's unreachable!!!
Quatre: I . . . I . . .
Duo: We can't pass through the woman's lingerie department and make it alive!!!
Quatre: What will my mother say?????
Duo: Forget about your mother, we need food!!!
Quatre: I . . . saw . . . woman's lingerie!!!
Duo: Calm down!!!
(Quatre turns and runs, Duo goes after Quatre)
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Security one: So he's knocked out?
Securtiy two: Yeah. We have to move him out of here.
Security one: Okay. (They lift up the body and take him out of the store)
(Guess what? Jackie and Kari are still in the clothing department)
Trowa: We need to go get the toher guys, Heero.
Heero: Mission denined.
(Trowa starts pulling Heero away from the game)
Heero: MISSION DENINED!!!! (tug of war begins with Trowa and Heero over the game, after a while Security guards come and remove them from the store)
I need to get a shower now, so I'll finish it later
Jackie Chan
(Quatre ran as fast as he could to get out of there) I need to get away! Duo will drag me threw THERE if I don't keep going! *SMACK* Oof! 'I ran into something, no someone.' (Quatre gets up for the floor) Are you alright miss?
Duo: Heah Quatre wait up! Oh! You ran into a GIRL!
Quatre: Here let me help you up.
Jackie: Thanks.
Kari: Heah Jackie . . . Oh hello!
Duo: Oh hi!
Kari: What happened?
Duo: Quatre ran into your friend.
Quatre: Are you sure you're alright miss?
Jackie: I'm fine and my name's Jackie, not miss.
Quatre: Oh and my name's Quatre.
Duo: I'm Duo!!!
Jackie: Oh sorry, I didn't notice you there.
Duo: Fine. Every girl is a blow to my selfesteem today.
Kari: My name's Kari.
Duo: Oh! Well, Hello Kari!!
Quatre: Duo, do you know where the other guys are?
Duo: No. But since we were going to eat, lets be nice and invite Kari and Jackie.
(At the food court after they took a minor detour around the woman's lingerie department)
Jackie: heah Duo, you mentioned something about other guys, who are they?
Quatre: We forgot all about them!!
Duo: Don't worry about them, their old enough to take care of themseleves.
(outside the store)
Wufei: Let me in!! (pounds his hands on the door)
Heero: Mission denined!! I must finish the game!!
~~~~~
Quatre: Yeah, I guess they'll be okay.
And that's all I could make up today. I'll be back with more tonight, once I get my creative juices flowing.
Jackie ChanHere's the next part and I hope it's the last.
Celebrate your differences!! If everyone was the same, we would all suck!
Kari: So who are your guy friends?
Duo: Oh there's Wu-man . . .
Quatre: His real name is Wufei.
Duo: Yeah, and he's really into justice and calling everyone weak, especially women. And there's Trowa, who doesn't talk much, and Heero, the one who greets everyone by pulling a gun out at them and saying I will kill you.
Jackie: Oh . . . . nice friends you got there.
Duo: Yep, one in a kind.
Kari: So how did you guys meet?
Duo: Coincidence.
Quatre: So how did you two meet as friends?
Jackie: At a camp overnighter, my Mom ended up picking her up and taking her there.
Quatre: Oh.
Security one: Excuse me, but do any of you happen to have seen three kids about your age, one with black hair and the other two with brown?
Jackie, Kari: No.
Quatre: We Mmmpfh!
Duo: Haven't.
Security one: Okay, but be careful they were thrown out earlier and have gotten back in.
Duo: Yes, sir!
Jackie: What's going on?
Kari: Yeah, you guys know something we don't know.
Duo: Oh, hee hee, it's nothing.
Quatre: Those three that were thrown out were our friends that we were talking about earlier.
Duo: Oh great ruin everything!
Kari: It's not like we weren't going to figure it out, Duo.
Duo: Hee hee.
Jackie: Well maybe we can find them and get them out of here before they get caught.
Kari: That sounds like a good idea.
Quatre: Okay good.
Duo: Um, guys?
Jackie: So do you think we should split up or stay together?
Duo: Guys?
Kari: Maybe we should split up.
Quatre: Well how about Kari and Duo go together and Jackie and I go together?
Duo: GUYS?
Jackie, Kari, Quatre: WHAT?!?
Duo: Help!!! (Duo being pulled away by angry looking Heero and Trowa, Wufei moves over to grab Quatre)
Jackie: HE-YA! (Kicks Wufei in the stomach) [I've ALWAYS wanted to do that!]
Kari: (Jumps up and punches Heero off Duo) Take that!!
Quatre: (Helps Duo get away from Trowa) Come on we gotta get out of here!!
(Jackie, Kari, Duo, Quatre all make a run for it)
Kari: I . . . think . . . we've . . . lost them.
Duo: . . . Yeah.
Jackie: Okay so what do we do now?
Quatre: How about go on a double date?
Duo: (has his eyes wide open and his mouth touching the ground) Wow, Quatre had the guts to ask out a girl!!
Jackie: Okay, lets go!
Duo: Heah, come on Kari, you're my date.
Kari: Yes!!
Oh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ, because, because, because, because, be - cause, all of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!!! Wow. I completed this fic, finally and I have time to spare, oh yes!!
Jackie Chan
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just had to kick Wufei!!! It's for all the times he's called women weak!!!
