I'm lost -
I've gone to look for myself.
If I should return before I get back,
Please ask me to wait.

The fic that has Kari and me in it with the Gundam Boys

Our five favorite boys decide to take a break from fighting and decide to . . . go shopping!!

Wufei: Why are we doing this again?

Quatre: Well it says that we decided to take a break from fighting.

Duo: And to meet girls!!

Heero: It doesn't say that, Duo.

Duo: So?

Wufei: Weak, Maxwell, you're weak.

Duo: So, Wu-man, planning on meeting girls?

Wufei: No, and it's Wufei.

Duo: So what about you, Heero?

Heero: (Gives Duo death glare)

Duo: Trowa?

Trowa: No.

Duo: Well then I guess Quatre will come with me.

Quatre: What?! But . . . but . . .

Duo: Aw! It's okay. Come on! (Duo drags Quatre off and the rest of the team split up)

Kari: Shopping!!!

Jackie Chan: On to the clothes!!

(And off they go)

Quatre: I don't really want to meet any girls.

Duo: What?! You're yaoi??

Quatre: O.O NO!!! It's just that . . . that I get nervous around them.

Duo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quatre's afraid of girls!!

Quatre: No I'm not!!!

Duo: Hahahaha Let's go check the clothes section.

(They go off to the clothes section)

Kari: Heah how about this black shirt?

Jackie: Yeah that's great!!!

Kari: You need to get something.

Jackie: Yeah, but I really don't like anything here.

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Wufei: Where is the stupid fitting rooms? (walks around for a while until he comes up to the info desk) Where are the fitting rooms?

Woman: Oh right over there.

Wufei: (walks over to a door) Hum. It doesn't say anything. (Opens door and walks in)

Woman: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Pervert!!!! GET OUT!!!!

Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs like the wind out of there)

~~~~~

Heero: I wonder where I can find some weapons. (walks around until he comes up to the info desk) Where can I find the weapons department?

Woman: We don't have a weapons department.

Heero: (pulls gun out) I demand you have one NOW!!

Woman: O.O It's down this walk way through the boys department and to your left.

(Heero walks off in that direction)

~~~~~

Trowa: I think I'm lost. Lets see I'm by the shoe department. I think I'll ask directions. (walks into shoe department) Excuse me but where is the gym equipment?

Man: It's down past the boys department and to the right.

Trowa: Thanks.

~~~~~

Duo: Oh I see some girls!!!

Quatre: Hide me!!!

Duo: I won't be that bad. (walks over to the girls) Well, Hee-llo!

Girl one: Oh hello!!

Girl two: Oh hi!! Cute couple.

Duo: What?!

Girl one: Oh you two aren't girlfriend and boyfriend?

(Quatre's trying not to laugh while Duo's shocked)

Duo: I'm a boy.

Girl two: Oh sorry. (the girls walk off)

Duo: What a blow.

~~~~~

(Heero follows the woman's directions and finds himself in . . . the woman's lingerie department!!)

Heero: O.O What?! Where am I?? This isn't the weapon's department!!! The woman's . . . lingerie department?? I will kill you. (shoots a mannequins head off and runs like hell from the department)

~~~~~

Wufei: The humiliation. Justice will be served!! (marches over to where he talked to the woman who told him to go to that dressing room) Where is the dressing rooms??

Woman: Over there.

Wufei: That's the woman's!!

Woman: Oh. Over there then.

(Wufei storms off)

~~~~~~

Trowa ends up taking a left instead of a right at the boys department and ends up in . . . du du DA!! The woman's lingerie department!!!)

Trowa: O.O (walks out in shock)

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Duo: The humiliation!!!

Quatre: Actually it's not that bad.

Duo: Well they didn't call you a girl a least.

Quatre: Come on lets find some food. (walk off)

(Jackie and Kari are STILL in the clothing department)

Wufei: There's the men's dressing rooms!!! (starts to walk towards them but stops) No, I can't be. I have to go through THAT!?!?! I am not weak. I am not weak. I am not weak. (takes off running full speed ahead, while dodging woman mannequins in lingerie, and knocking over stands that have bras on) I made it alive!! (falls over unconscience from the horrible sights)

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(Heero walks around in shock until he comes upon the video games department) What is this? (walks up to Goldeneye game) Hum. (pushes buttons and game begins) Mission accepted. I will kill 006.

~~~~~

(Trowa ends up getting lost again but finds himself at the video game department too) Heero? What are you playing?

Heero: Mission denined. I must finish this mission first.

~~~~~

(Duo and Quatre are trying to find food when they come upon (drumroll please) the arouma of food!!!)

Duo: I smell food!!!

Quatre: We must be close. Look it's over there!!!

Duo: FOOOODDDD!!! (starts walking towards the food stand like a zomibe but suddenly stops) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! It's unreachable!!!

Quatre: I . . . I . . .

Duo: We can't pass through the woman's lingerie department and make it alive!!!

Quatre: What will my mother say?????

Duo: Forget about your mother, we need food!!!

Quatre: I . . . saw . . . woman's lingerie!!!

Duo: Calm down!!!

(Quatre turns and runs, Duo goes after Quatre)

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Security one: So he's knocked out?

Securtiy two: Yeah. We have to move him out of here.

Security one: Okay. (They lift up the body and take him out of the store)

(Guess what? Jackie and Kari are still in the clothing department)

Trowa: We need to go get the toher guys, Heero.

Heero: Mission denined.

(Trowa starts pulling Heero away from the game)

Heero: MISSION DENINED!!!! (tug of war begins with Trowa and Heero over the game, after a while Security guards come and remove them from the store)

I need to get a shower now, so I'll finish it later
Jackie Chan
(Quatre ran as fast as he could to get out of there) I need to get away! Duo will drag me threw THERE if I don't keep going! *SMACK* Oof! 'I ran into something, no someone.' (Quatre gets up for the floor) Are you alright miss?

Duo: Heah Quatre wait up! Oh! You ran into a GIRL!

Quatre: Here let me help you up.

Jackie: Thanks.

Kari: Heah Jackie . . . Oh hello!

Duo: Oh hi!

Kari: What happened?

Duo: Quatre ran into your friend.

Quatre: Are you sure you're alright miss?

Jackie: I'm fine and my name's Jackie, not miss.

Quatre: Oh and my name's Quatre.

Duo: I'm Duo!!!

Jackie: Oh sorry, I didn't notice you there.

Duo: Fine. Every girl is a blow to my selfesteem today.

Kari: My name's Kari.

Duo: Oh! Well, Hello Kari!!

Quatre: Duo, do you know where the other guys are?

Duo: No. But since we were going to eat, lets be nice and invite Kari and Jackie.

(At the food court after they took a minor detour around the woman's lingerie department)

Jackie: heah Duo, you mentioned something about other guys, who are they?

Quatre: We forgot all about them!!

Duo: Don't worry about them, their old enough to take care of themseleves.

(outside the store)

Wufei: Let me in!! (pounds his hands on the door)

Heero: Mission denined!! I must finish the game!!

~~~~~

Quatre: Yeah, I guess they'll be okay.

And that's all I could make up today. I'll be back with more tonight, once I get my creative juices flowing.
Jackie ChanHere's the next part and I hope it's the last.

Celebrate your differences!! If everyone was the same, we would all suck!


Kari: So who are your guy friends?

Duo: Oh there's Wu-man . . .

Quatre: His real name is Wufei.

Duo: Yeah, and he's really into justice and calling everyone weak, especially women. And there's Trowa, who doesn't talk much, and Heero, the one who greets everyone by pulling a gun out at them and saying I will kill you.

Jackie: Oh . . . . nice friends you got there.

Duo: Yep, one in a kind.

Kari: So how did you guys meet?

Duo: Coincidence.

Quatre: So how did you two meet as friends?

Jackie: At a camp overnighter, my Mom ended up picking her up and taking her there.

Quatre: Oh.

Security one: Excuse me, but do any of you happen to have seen three kids about your age, one with black hair and the other two with brown?

Jackie, Kari: No.

Quatre: We Mmmpfh!

Duo: Haven't.

Security one: Okay, but be careful they were thrown out earlier and have gotten back in.

Duo: Yes, sir!

Jackie: What's going on?

Kari: Yeah, you guys know something we don't know.

Duo: Oh, hee hee, it's nothing.

Quatre: Those three that were thrown out were our friends that we were talking about earlier.

Duo: Oh great ruin everything!

Kari: It's not like we weren't going to figure it out, Duo.

Duo: Hee hee.

Jackie: Well maybe we can find them and get them out of here before they get caught.

Kari: That sounds like a good idea.

Quatre: Okay good.

Duo: Um, guys?

Jackie: So do you think we should split up or stay together?

Duo: Guys?

Kari: Maybe we should split up.

Quatre: Well how about Kari and Duo go together and Jackie and I go together?

Duo: GUYS?

Jackie, Kari, Quatre: WHAT?!?

Duo: Help!!! (Duo being pulled away by angry looking Heero and Trowa, Wufei moves over to grab Quatre)

Jackie: HE-YA! (Kicks Wufei in the stomach) [I've ALWAYS wanted to do that!]

Kari: (Jumps up and punches Heero off Duo) Take that!!

Quatre: (Helps Duo get away from Trowa) Come on we gotta get out of here!!

(Jackie, Kari, Duo, Quatre all make a run for it)

Kari: I . . . think . . . we've . . . lost them.

Duo: . . . Yeah.

Jackie: Okay so what do we do now?

Quatre: How about go on a double date?

Duo: (has his eyes wide open and his mouth touching the ground) Wow, Quatre had the guts to ask out a girl!!

Jackie: Okay, lets go!

Duo: Heah, come on Kari, you're my date.

Kari: Yes!!

Oh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ, because, because, because, because, be - cause, all of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!!! Wow. I completed this fic, finally and I have time to spare, oh yes!!
Jackie Chan
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just had to kick Wufei!!! It's for all the times he's called women weak!!!