~The mind works best like a parachute, when it's open.
~What goes around, comes around.
~The simplest questions are the hardest to answer.
Kari: And we gather here today to mourn the death of a great friend of mine, fat usagi.
Duo: You didn't like the stupid rabbit and it wasn't even yours, it was your sister's!!
Kari: So?
Heero: Why are we here then?
Jackie: Because I needed an idea for a fanfic!
Heero: Oh.
Kari: Okay back to where we left off.
Wufei: No. I refuse to do this! The rabbit was weak!
Jackie: It's a rabbit!! And anyway so what?
Wufei: Where's the justice?
Jackie: I asked you a question first!
Wufei: I don't care! You're weak!
Jackie: I'm NOT weak! And stop blabbing on about justice! You're going to kill us by boredom!
Quatre: Waaaaaaaa!!! The fat rabbit died!
Trowa: We're past that part.
Quatre: We are? Oh. But . . . the rabbit's dead . . . *snif*
Heero: Stop your bickering or I will kill you all!!
Duo: Well, I'm not . . .
Heero: Shut up.
Wufei: We weren't bickering.
Heero: (Gives Wufei a death glare)
Kari: Can we just go on?
Trowa: That would be wise.
Kari: Goodbye, fat . . .
Cassie: Where's fat usagi?
Kari: I don't know.
Duo: But we were . . .
Kari: Shut up.
Cassie: (Goes over to Quatre) YOU'RE QUATRE!!! (She then latches on to him)
Quatre: AHHHHHH!!! Get her off!!
(Heero and Duo go over and try to pry her off)
Duo: I guess we'll have to amputate.
(Quatre's face goes deathly white)
Kari: (Grabs fat usagi and throws it over by Cassie) Here's you fat usagi!!
Cassie: (Lets go of Quatre and runs after the rabbit) Wait up!!
Duo: The rabbit was still alive?!
Kari: Damn I wanted to kill it.
And there it is!! I didn't really know you're sister's name, so I named her Cassie in this fic.
Jackie Chan