Chpter One
How it Al Began
It wus an ordinary day at the Pataky house. Big bob was working at th beeper emporieum n Miram was dusting Olgas trophis while Helga was in her closet fixing up her Arnuld shrine. Thats wen it happend. All of th sudden, Phebe call;d Helga on th telephon. "Helga u hafto com quick. The hous is a bout 2 explood!
"WUT?!' helga rushed over 2 Phebe s house but it wus to late. Phebe wus ded - or so Helga thot. Howevr, she managed 2 escape miraculeusly fer sum un none reason. No one seemd to notice that Nadeen was outside stomping bugs or that this wus abnormel becuz she all ways did it. meenwhile the her friend Ronda was bizzy hating fashin like she ushuly was.
All of the suden Helga rush;d up to Ronda and Nadeen. "Phebe is ded!" That's wen Arnuld came into the scene. "Hoo kares about stupid littel Phebe? All she ev;r did was sit around and act geek-e." Howevr, Geruld, the kid he hate;d very much and want'd to shave his head bald did not seem 2 notice this or that it was abnormal b cuz stuff like this al ways happens. All of d sudden, Phebe appeared out of no ware. No 1 thought this was un usual either b cuz stuff like this al ways happens.
Then Mr Simmons sed 'Class today we will not be working on anything important so dont ask me NE questions n all respond in uni son un less i tell you personally. ok? Good. Now evry 1 open up there math boox cuz as u all know, there will be a test 2day." Helga slumped in her seat and sher e nuf, Phebe was sitting b side her. Then all o d sudden an anvil fell on Phebes head and she died. Then she disapeared. The class herd a nok on the door and Phebe entered. 'Sorry if i;m late.' That's wen the class start;d to notice there was something werid going on a bout Phebe, but no 1 reely seem;d too care.
Helga d cided to go look at the rooins of d Hyerdol hous but wen she got there it was still there. She looked in side the hous. Sher e nuff, Phebe as well as her mother Kyo and father Reba wer stil there. Evry thing was normul. In fakt, a bit 2 normal. That's when Sticky drop;d by.
Sticky: hay helga i came 2 pay my respekts 2 phebe.
Sid: Yah. boy howdee
Haruld: shee wus a nise kid she once ate my lunch for me win i didn;t want it.
Helga didnt see sid or Harold until they all of th sudden appeard out of thin are.
Skinky: i did that once for u 2 u no
Helga: but shees not ded
Skinky Sid n Haruld: WUT?!?
Helga: i sed sheez not ded
That's wen Arnuld dropt by - again.
Arnuld: r u still paying yer re specks for that loozer?
Haruld: Shee wuss my frend!
Sid: In fakt, i think i luv her.
But at that momint some thing happend that would change there fokal point. Az if out of no ware, a bom fell in Skinky's hans.
Wut wil thay do? Wil thay survive? Fined out in the next chaptr!
How it Al Began
It wus an ordinary day at the Pataky house. Big bob was working at th beeper emporieum n Miram was dusting Olgas trophis while Helga was in her closet fixing up her Arnuld shrine. Thats wen it happend. All of th sudden, Phebe call;d Helga on th telephon. "Helga u hafto com quick. The hous is a bout 2 explood!
"WUT?!' helga rushed over 2 Phebe s house but it wus to late. Phebe wus ded - or so Helga thot. Howevr, she managed 2 escape miraculeusly fer sum un none reason. No one seemd to notice that Nadeen was outside stomping bugs or that this wus abnormel becuz she all ways did it. meenwhile the her friend Ronda was bizzy hating fashin like she ushuly was.
All of the suden Helga rush;d up to Ronda and Nadeen. "Phebe is ded!" That's wen Arnuld came into the scene. "Hoo kares about stupid littel Phebe? All she ev;r did was sit around and act geek-e." Howevr, Geruld, the kid he hate;d very much and want'd to shave his head bald did not seem 2 notice this or that it was abnormal b cuz stuff like this al ways happens. All of d sudden, Phebe appeared out of no ware. No 1 thought this was un usual either b cuz stuff like this al ways happens.
Then Mr Simmons sed 'Class today we will not be working on anything important so dont ask me NE questions n all respond in uni son un less i tell you personally. ok? Good. Now evry 1 open up there math boox cuz as u all know, there will be a test 2day." Helga slumped in her seat and sher e nuf, Phebe was sitting b side her. Then all o d sudden an anvil fell on Phebes head and she died. Then she disapeared. The class herd a nok on the door and Phebe entered. 'Sorry if i;m late.' That's wen the class start;d to notice there was something werid going on a bout Phebe, but no 1 reely seem;d too care.
Helga d cided to go look at the rooins of d Hyerdol hous but wen she got there it was still there. She looked in side the hous. Sher e nuff, Phebe as well as her mother Kyo and father Reba wer stil there. Evry thing was normul. In fakt, a bit 2 normal. That's when Sticky drop;d by.
Sticky: hay helga i came 2 pay my respekts 2 phebe.
Sid: Yah. boy howdee
Haruld: shee wus a nise kid she once ate my lunch for me win i didn;t want it.
Helga didnt see sid or Harold until they all of th sudden appeard out of thin are.
Skinky: i did that once for u 2 u no
Helga: but shees not ded
Skinky Sid n Haruld: WUT?!?
Helga: i sed sheez not ded
That's wen Arnuld dropt by - again.
Arnuld: r u still paying yer re specks for that loozer?
Haruld: Shee wuss my frend!
Sid: In fakt, i think i luv her.
But at that momint some thing happend that would change there fokal point. Az if out of no ware, a bom fell in Skinky's hans.
Wut wil thay do? Wil thay survive? Fined out in the next chaptr!
