This is a fic I made up.
Duo: Of couse it's a fic you made up! No one knows about it!
Oh yeah. Hee hee. You might not want to read this to your little sister (if you have one) because of the ending.
Duo: Ending?
Well, near the end.
Duo: NEAR THE END??
Sheesh. The whole second half of the story!!! OKAY???
Duo: Perfect!
So the story begins . . .
(4 Gundam pliots push Duo into the office)
Psychiatrist: Hello, Duo Maxswell.
Duo: It's MAX - well.
P: Like I said, Maxswell.
Duo: NO! MAX - well.
P: Like I said Ma-
Duo: Lets just go on already!!
P: OKay. I'd like to do some tests. Tell me the first vord you think of vhen I say a vord.
Duo: Letters.
P: I didn't say the vord yet!!!
Duo: Alphabet.
P: I didn't say the vord!!
Duo: Names.
P: No! No! No!
Duo: . . .
P: Okay. Past friendship.
Duo: . . . .
P: Vhy didn't you say anything?!
Duo: You didn't say a "vord".
P: Yes I did! I said Past Friendship!!
Duo: No, you didn't say a "vord".
P: Next thing. Inkblots. Tell me vhat you see,. (holds up inkblot)
Duo: (his faces scrunches up) Hum . . .
P: Vell??
Duo: Um . . .
P: Vhat do you see??
Duo: How about some ink??
P: ARGH!! (throws inkblot behind him, then scribbles on his notpad) Nov I'm going to try hypnosis. (holds up watch)
Duo: SNORE
P: O.O I didn't even sving it yet . . . Okay tell me about your past.
Duo: SNOORREE.
P: Are you listening??
Duo: (falls off chair) *BAM!!* What?! Owww. (picks himself up)
P: Verrrryyyy interskink.
Duo: What?
P: You may go nov. Send the next person in.
(Duo leaves and . . . )
Oooooooo!! Cliff hanger!! Hahahahaha!! Who's the next person to come in??? And why is Duo at a shrink??? Find out all this questions on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z! . . .er . . . The Gundam gang!!!
(Duo leaves and Heero is pushed into the room)
P: Hello, Heero Yuyyyyy. Sit down.
Heero: Hn.
P: Okay. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me what the first vord you think of. Gun.
Heero: I will kill you.
P: Now, now, now. Only one vord. Girlfriend.
Heero: . . . .
P: Var.
Heero: . . .
P: Friends?
Heero: . . .
P: Rubber Ducky song?
Heero: . . . .
P: Fine!! (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Heero: I will kill you.
P: Um hum. (scribbles on notepad) Nov I'm going to try hyposinos. (hold up watch and swings it)
Heero: (stares straight ahead)
P: Vell that von't vork. (throws watch behind him, scribbles on notepad) Tell the next person to come in.
(Heero walks out and . . .)
Ohhhh....what's gonna happen next?! Find out in the next episode of....um..The Gundam Gang!!
(Heero walks out and Trowa comes in)
P: Sit down, Trova Barton. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord you think of. Sister.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Vork.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Clovns?
Trowa: . . . .
P: Never mind. (holds up inkblot) Tell me vhat you see.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Vell?
Trowa: . . . .
P: Okay. Fine. I'm not even going to try hypsonsis on you cause the vatch is broken. Tell the next person to come in.
(Trowa leaves and . . )
I know you get the jist already.
(Trowa leaves and Wufei is pushed in)
P: Hello, Chang Vufei.
Wufei: WU - fei!
P: I know, Vufei.
Wufei: WU - fei.
P: Vufei.
Wufei: There is no justice in this fanfic!!
P: Okay. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord that comes to you. Vomen.
Wufei: Weak.
P: Var.
Wufei: Justice will be served!!!
P: Gundams.
Wufei: Nataku . . .
P: (scribbles on notepad) Um hum. (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Wufei: Nataku . . .
P: (holds up a signed picture of Duo)
Wufei: (Jumps on top of the desk) Justice will be served!!
P: (looks at picture) Oops. Hov did this get in here?! (throws it behind him) Tell the next person to come in.
(Wufei leaves and . . )
Oooo! This is going to be hard figuring out who comes in next.
P: Hello, Quatre Rebaba Vinner.
Quatre: Hello.
P: I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord you think of. Family.
Quatre: Sisters.
P: Rubber Ducky song.
Quatre: Duo made me sing it. Oh sorry! I was only supposed to think of one word, wasn't I?
P: Thats okay, since your really the only one vho's ansvered me. (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Quatre: (turns red in the face)
P: (turns inkblot so he can see it, looks at it, turns it back around) Vell?
Quatre: (turns bright red)
P : I see. (scribbles on notepad) Enough of that, (throws inkblot behind him) if its going to make you blush.
Quatre: (turns redder)
P: Send everyone else in.
Hee hee. See whats coming up next in the next chapter!!!
(The rest of the pilots come in)
Duo: Hey, Quatre, why so red?
Quatre: I . . . I . . . um . . .
Heero: So?
P: (looks at notepad) Oh yes, vell, it seems that Duo is abnormal, Heero is the silent killing type, Trova is just silent, Vufei rants about justice, and Quatre is thinking things that make him blush.
Wufei: We already know that aobut ourselves!!!
P: Vell . . .
Duo: (jumps up and grabes notebook) Let mee see this!! Hey! (looks at it, sees a sketch of all the Gundam biys) I look pretty good in this picture!!
Heero: (jumps on desk and pulls out gun) I regonize you now. (pulls off the fake mustace and beard)
Jackie: Hi! (smiles and waves)
Wufei: I was talking to a weak women!!!
Quatre: (turns red again)
Trowa: Where's your partner?
Jackie: Um, over there. (points to a bush)
Heero: (pulls out another gun and points it to the bush) Come out slowly, but I'll still shoot you.
Trowa: She's not going to come out if you say that.
Kari: (pops her head out of the bush) Hello! (climbs out of the bush and brushes herself off)
Duo: I really look good in this picture!!
Wufei: Shut up Maxwell!!
Jackie: Are you okay Quatre?
Quatre: (turns more red)
Duo: (looks at Quatre) Let me guess Quatre, you looked at the inkblot and saw that in the inkblot??? Man, I couldn't see even see it, and I tried!!
Quatre: (turns more red)
Duo: Who was it with?! Huh??
Wufei: (whipes out sword) SHUT UP, MAXWELL!!!
Heero: Think about it Duo.
Duo: (sits and thinks with the annoying thinking music playing over and over) So you actually did it with Quatre on the desk when we were just outside the office?!?!? (looks a Jackie)
Jackie: WHAT?!?!?!
Duo: Oooo. I think those two did do it . . .
Jackie: NO I DID NOT "DO IT" WITH QUATRE!!! Sure he's cute and all that but I didn't do it with him!!
Duo: Un hun.
Jackie: Come on! Think about it! He thougth I was this weird and demented shrink!!! And Kari was in here! I wouldn't do it with her in here!!
Wufei: I don't want to know who did it with who!!
Duo: I see, Jackie, so if Kari wasn't in here you'd do it with Quatre.
Jackie: What?! You have an over active imagination!!!
Duo: Are you sure it's just me because you and Quatre seem to be blushing.
Kari: I was gonna say that!!!
Jackie: You stay out of this Kari!! You have a very over active imangiation too!!
Kari: No!! WHy'd you go and say that??
Duo: Who? When? Where?
Kari: No . . .
Jackie: Mainly with Duo, but she's thought about all of you.
G-boys: What?!?!
Kari: Hey! You have too!!!
G-boys: WHAT!?!?!
Jackie: Um . . .
Heero: You've thought about doing it with all of us?
Duo: Hopefully all not a one time, cause I wouldn't like to see Wufei like that.
Wufei: SHUT UP, MAXWELL!! (wacks him over the head with the bush)
Duo: Owwww . . .
Heero: So have you?
Jackie and Kari: (nod their head at the same time)
Duo: Hey, I guess we're really popular. You want my number??
Wufei: Shut up, Duo!!
Quatre: What would my mother think??
Jackie: It's okay Quatre. (she then stars talking about when you hit a certain age how your body changes and stuff like that)
Trowa: That was a . . . interesting . . . speech.
Duo: I never knew some of that stuff!! . . . hint, hint.
Wufei: Shut up!!
Heero: Um, interesting.
Quatre: (starts bawling his eyes out)
Kari: Great you made him cry!!
Jackie: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!! I didn't know it would make him cry!!
Kari: Yeah right. (puts her hand on his sholder)
Jackie: I'm sorry Quatre.
(Quatre hugs Kari and keeps crying)
Kari: O.O Um . . . I . . . Quatre?
Duo: Let go of her!!! (Quatre lets go of Kari and then latches onto Jackie somehow still crying)
Jackie: (blushes)
Duo: Oh yeah and you two didn't do it.
Wufei: Shut up , Maxwell!! (hits him again)
Duo: Owwww.
Jackie: Quatre? Could you possibly . . . let go?
Quatre: (stops crying) What? Oh sorry! I didn't mean to . . .
Duo: Yeah, we all knew what you were-
Wufei: (hits Duo agian) Shut up!
Trowa: SO how did we start talking about all of this?
(Wufei points to Duo, Kari points to Jackie, Duo points to Jackie, and Jackie points to Duo and Kari) It was him/her!!
Trowa: Okay . . .
Heero: Why are we wasting time on this? I have better things to do!
Duo: Yeah, like Relena.
Heero: (pulls out gun) I going to kill you for even mentioning me and Relena's name in the same sentence!!!
Duo: I was just joking!
(Heero pulls the trigger but the gun doesn't go off)
Duo: He really tired to kill me!
(Heero throws the gun down and lunges at Duo, Duo takes off running with Heero folowing and Kari following Heero to stop him from killing Duo cause hse wants his number)
Trowa: We better leave, Wufei.
(Trowa and WUfei leave, Jackie and Quatre are left)
Jackie: So, did you really see that on the inkblot??
And TA-DA!!! It's done!! (applause) Thank you! Thank you!! I want to thank Kari most of all because of teh little IM's we happended to have about the G-boys that brought this fanfic out of me.
Duo: Of couse it's a fic you made up! No one knows about it!
Oh yeah. Hee hee. You might not want to read this to your little sister (if you have one) because of the ending.
Duo: Ending?
Well, near the end.
Duo: NEAR THE END??
Sheesh. The whole second half of the story!!! OKAY???
Duo: Perfect!
So the story begins . . .
(4 Gundam pliots push Duo into the office)
Psychiatrist: Hello, Duo Maxswell.
Duo: It's MAX - well.
P: Like I said, Maxswell.
Duo: NO! MAX - well.
P: Like I said Ma-
Duo: Lets just go on already!!
P: OKay. I'd like to do some tests. Tell me the first vord you think of vhen I say a vord.
Duo: Letters.
P: I didn't say the vord yet!!!
Duo: Alphabet.
P: I didn't say the vord!!
Duo: Names.
P: No! No! No!
Duo: . . .
P: Okay. Past friendship.
Duo: . . . .
P: Vhy didn't you say anything?!
Duo: You didn't say a "vord".
P: Yes I did! I said Past Friendship!!
Duo: No, you didn't say a "vord".
P: Next thing. Inkblots. Tell me vhat you see,. (holds up inkblot)
Duo: (his faces scrunches up) Hum . . .
P: Vell??
Duo: Um . . .
P: Vhat do you see??
Duo: How about some ink??
P: ARGH!! (throws inkblot behind him, then scribbles on his notpad) Nov I'm going to try hypnosis. (holds up watch)
Duo: SNORE
P: O.O I didn't even sving it yet . . . Okay tell me about your past.
Duo: SNOORREE.
P: Are you listening??
Duo: (falls off chair) *BAM!!* What?! Owww. (picks himself up)
P: Verrrryyyy interskink.
Duo: What?
P: You may go nov. Send the next person in.
(Duo leaves and . . . )
Oooooooo!! Cliff hanger!! Hahahahaha!! Who's the next person to come in??? And why is Duo at a shrink??? Find out all this questions on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z! . . .er . . . The Gundam gang!!!
(Duo leaves and Heero is pushed into the room)
P: Hello, Heero Yuyyyyy. Sit down.
Heero: Hn.
P: Okay. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me what the first vord you think of. Gun.
Heero: I will kill you.
P: Now, now, now. Only one vord. Girlfriend.
Heero: . . . .
P: Var.
Heero: . . .
P: Friends?
Heero: . . .
P: Rubber Ducky song?
Heero: . . . .
P: Fine!! (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Heero: I will kill you.
P: Um hum. (scribbles on notepad) Nov I'm going to try hyposinos. (hold up watch and swings it)
Heero: (stares straight ahead)
P: Vell that von't vork. (throws watch behind him, scribbles on notepad) Tell the next person to come in.
(Heero walks out and . . .)
Ohhhh....what's gonna happen next?! Find out in the next episode of....um..The Gundam Gang!!
(Heero walks out and Trowa comes in)
P: Sit down, Trova Barton. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord you think of. Sister.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Vork.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Clovns?
Trowa: . . . .
P: Never mind. (holds up inkblot) Tell me vhat you see.
Trowa: . . . .
P: Vell?
Trowa: . . . .
P: Okay. Fine. I'm not even going to try hypsonsis on you cause the vatch is broken. Tell the next person to come in.
(Trowa leaves and . . )
I know you get the jist already.
(Trowa leaves and Wufei is pushed in)
P: Hello, Chang Vufei.
Wufei: WU - fei!
P: I know, Vufei.
Wufei: WU - fei.
P: Vufei.
Wufei: There is no justice in this fanfic!!
P: Okay. I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord that comes to you. Vomen.
Wufei: Weak.
P: Var.
Wufei: Justice will be served!!!
P: Gundams.
Wufei: Nataku . . .
P: (scribbles on notepad) Um hum. (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Wufei: Nataku . . .
P: (holds up a signed picture of Duo)
Wufei: (Jumps on top of the desk) Justice will be served!!
P: (looks at picture) Oops. Hov did this get in here?! (throws it behind him) Tell the next person to come in.
(Wufei leaves and . . )
Oooo! This is going to be hard figuring out who comes in next.
P: Hello, Quatre Rebaba Vinner.
Quatre: Hello.
P: I'm going to say a vord and you tell me the first vord you think of. Family.
Quatre: Sisters.
P: Rubber Ducky song.
Quatre: Duo made me sing it. Oh sorry! I was only supposed to think of one word, wasn't I?
P: Thats okay, since your really the only one vho's ansvered me. (holds up inkblot) Vhat do you see?
Quatre: (turns red in the face)
P: (turns inkblot so he can see it, looks at it, turns it back around) Vell?
Quatre: (turns bright red)
P : I see. (scribbles on notepad) Enough of that, (throws inkblot behind him) if its going to make you blush.
Quatre: (turns redder)
P: Send everyone else in.
Hee hee. See whats coming up next in the next chapter!!!
(The rest of the pilots come in)
Duo: Hey, Quatre, why so red?
Quatre: I . . . I . . . um . . .
Heero: So?
P: (looks at notepad) Oh yes, vell, it seems that Duo is abnormal, Heero is the silent killing type, Trova is just silent, Vufei rants about justice, and Quatre is thinking things that make him blush.
Wufei: We already know that aobut ourselves!!!
P: Vell . . .
Duo: (jumps up and grabes notebook) Let mee see this!! Hey! (looks at it, sees a sketch of all the Gundam biys) I look pretty good in this picture!!
Heero: (jumps on desk and pulls out gun) I regonize you now. (pulls off the fake mustace and beard)
Jackie: Hi! (smiles and waves)
Wufei: I was talking to a weak women!!!
Quatre: (turns red again)
Trowa: Where's your partner?
Jackie: Um, over there. (points to a bush)
Heero: (pulls out another gun and points it to the bush) Come out slowly, but I'll still shoot you.
Trowa: She's not going to come out if you say that.
Kari: (pops her head out of the bush) Hello! (climbs out of the bush and brushes herself off)
Duo: I really look good in this picture!!
Wufei: Shut up Maxwell!!
Jackie: Are you okay Quatre?
Quatre: (turns more red)
Duo: (looks at Quatre) Let me guess Quatre, you looked at the inkblot and saw that in the inkblot??? Man, I couldn't see even see it, and I tried!!
Quatre: (turns more red)
Duo: Who was it with?! Huh??
Wufei: (whipes out sword) SHUT UP, MAXWELL!!!
Heero: Think about it Duo.
Duo: (sits and thinks with the annoying thinking music playing over and over) So you actually did it with Quatre on the desk when we were just outside the office?!?!? (looks a Jackie)
Jackie: WHAT?!?!?!
Duo: Oooo. I think those two did do it . . .
Jackie: NO I DID NOT "DO IT" WITH QUATRE!!! Sure he's cute and all that but I didn't do it with him!!
Duo: Un hun.
Jackie: Come on! Think about it! He thougth I was this weird and demented shrink!!! And Kari was in here! I wouldn't do it with her in here!!
Wufei: I don't want to know who did it with who!!
Duo: I see, Jackie, so if Kari wasn't in here you'd do it with Quatre.
Jackie: What?! You have an over active imagination!!!
Duo: Are you sure it's just me because you and Quatre seem to be blushing.
Kari: I was gonna say that!!!
Jackie: You stay out of this Kari!! You have a very over active imangiation too!!
Kari: No!! WHy'd you go and say that??
Duo: Who? When? Where?
Kari: No . . .
Jackie: Mainly with Duo, but she's thought about all of you.
G-boys: What?!?!
Kari: Hey! You have too!!!
G-boys: WHAT!?!?!
Jackie: Um . . .
Heero: You've thought about doing it with all of us?
Duo: Hopefully all not a one time, cause I wouldn't like to see Wufei like that.
Wufei: SHUT UP, MAXWELL!! (wacks him over the head with the bush)
Duo: Owwww . . .
Heero: So have you?
Jackie and Kari: (nod their head at the same time)
Duo: Hey, I guess we're really popular. You want my number??
Wufei: Shut up, Duo!!
Quatre: What would my mother think??
Jackie: It's okay Quatre. (she then stars talking about when you hit a certain age how your body changes and stuff like that)
Trowa: That was a . . . interesting . . . speech.
Duo: I never knew some of that stuff!! . . . hint, hint.
Wufei: Shut up!!
Heero: Um, interesting.
Quatre: (starts bawling his eyes out)
Kari: Great you made him cry!!
Jackie: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!! I didn't know it would make him cry!!
Kari: Yeah right. (puts her hand on his sholder)
Jackie: I'm sorry Quatre.
(Quatre hugs Kari and keeps crying)
Kari: O.O Um . . . I . . . Quatre?
Duo: Let go of her!!! (Quatre lets go of Kari and then latches onto Jackie somehow still crying)
Jackie: (blushes)
Duo: Oh yeah and you two didn't do it.
Wufei: Shut up , Maxwell!! (hits him again)
Duo: Owwww.
Jackie: Quatre? Could you possibly . . . let go?
Quatre: (stops crying) What? Oh sorry! I didn't mean to . . .
Duo: Yeah, we all knew what you were-
Wufei: (hits Duo agian) Shut up!
Trowa: SO how did we start talking about all of this?
(Wufei points to Duo, Kari points to Jackie, Duo points to Jackie, and Jackie points to Duo and Kari) It was him/her!!
Trowa: Okay . . .
Heero: Why are we wasting time on this? I have better things to do!
Duo: Yeah, like Relena.
Heero: (pulls out gun) I going to kill you for even mentioning me and Relena's name in the same sentence!!!
Duo: I was just joking!
(Heero pulls the trigger but the gun doesn't go off)
Duo: He really tired to kill me!
(Heero throws the gun down and lunges at Duo, Duo takes off running with Heero folowing and Kari following Heero to stop him from killing Duo cause hse wants his number)
Trowa: We better leave, Wufei.
(Trowa and WUfei leave, Jackie and Quatre are left)
Jackie: So, did you really see that on the inkblot??
And TA-DA!!! It's done!! (applause) Thank you! Thank you!! I want to thank Kari most of all because of teh little IM's we happended to have about the G-boys that brought this fanfic out of me.