Who is the real me?
Spike's crypt
The Buffybot lie on top of Spike. "So baby, what do you want me to do?" she asked kissing his chest.
"I want to play a few games." He said
This brought a smile to her face and she said, "Ooh, games I like." She said
"No not those naughty little games," he said "A little fun game."
"What kind?" she asked
"We are going to go into the Scooby gang."
"Ooh," she said.
Magic box
The gang minus Buffy all sat around the table. Anya moved around the new section of the store.
"So do you guys like it?" she asked
"Anya's corner." Willow said
"Has a nice ring to it." Tara said.
"Thank you," she said "So when is Buffy going to get here?"
"I'm here," Buffybot said entering.
"Hey," the gang all said.
She focused around the room to make knowledgeable of everyone in her computer bank.
"So, Buff" Xander said, "Where have you been?"
"With Spike," she said, "Oh, oh not in a freaky way."
"No one was thinking that." Anya said, "Until now?" she put her index finger on her chin and made a humming sound.
She quickly pulled up a chair. "So what's the sitch?"
"Nothing," Willow said, "Still trying to figure out a way to kill Glory,"
"Oh," she said, "That's all. We can kill her ASAP."
"Ooh," Anya said, "Look at the perky fighter all of a sudden. Done getting your ass kicked?"
"I never got my ass kicked." Buffybot said
"Uh, ok," Xander said. "Are we neglecting the fact that all the times we fought her you have gotten your butt clinged around the room?"
"Uh," the Buffybot stammered. "That was noting. Just learning her moves."
Willow and Tara glanced at each other confused. "Are you ok?" Willow asked.
"Yeah,"
Buffy then entered the Magic box. "Hey guys,"
The gang all glanced around the room. One Buffy 2 Buffy's.
"Ah," Willow said, "Meet your wacky cousin."
They glanced at each other.
"Ok," Buffy said. "Who are you."
"I am Buffy the vampire slayer and you are?"
"Oh hold up. Hold up!" she said angrily "I am the damn slayer, ok?"
"I am the slayer," the Buffybot said.
"Oh wait Warren-Spike and Warren. I am so pissed." She said then held up her hand. "Wait I can't even act surprised."
"You shouldn't be," Buffybot said
"Where is Warren I am so going to kick his ass." Buffy said moving towards the door.
Buffybot grabbed her hand. "You cant do that."
Buffy pulled her arm away quickly. "Why not?"
"Warren's dead."
"Oh," Buffy said, "This is making more and more sense as we go along. Spike can't kill so he's using you."
"Yes,"
"Oh my god." She said, "Were you made to be me? Cause I really don't think I'm that stupid."
Buffybot moved towards the door. Blocking the real Buffy. "Are you going to get out of my way? Or am I going to have to make you?"
"Try me," Buffybot urged on.
"Did he do stuff to you?" Buffy asked concerned.
The look on the Buffybot's face was clear of the answer.
Buffy punched the Boffybot square in the face. The Buffybot got up angrily. "You dare hurt me."
"Huh?" Buffy asked confused. You dare hurt me. It brung a snicker to her face.
She did a roundhouse to the bot's face. The Buffybot uppercut the slayer in the face. She landed in the new section.
"Wait, wait!" Anya screamed. "Can you take the fight outside? Cause I cant have the store getting messed up."
The Buffybot moved towards Anya. Buffy did a high kick to the imposters back. The imposter fell to the ground. Buffybot got up in an uproar. She unleashed all she had on the slayer. Buffy fell to the ground hurt.
Xander took a crowbar and knocked it against her head. "Come on, come and get it." He urged on "What kind of battery do you take."
"I don't take a battery!" she said.
"Oh, so you just keep on going and going and going?" he asked.
She charged for him as he broke off in a sprint around the store. Willow and Tara were conjuring up something. A lightening ball formed. And it struck her. It sent the Buffybot flying through the front window.
Buffy got up. "Thanks guys," she said making a leap through the window.
She began to fight the bot once again. Uppercut upon uppercut. The Buffybot began to die down.
The gang assembled upset. "I am going to Spike." Buffy said turning to leave.
"Ok," Willow said
"Anya don't worry," Xander said looking at Anya's upset face. Her window was destroyed.
"How?" Anya said.
"I am a construction guy remember. I'll have it fixed up in no time." He said
They embraced. "Thanks sweetie," she said, "See my man can fix things."
Spike's crypt
Buffy kicked off the door. You could see the anger in her face.
"Oooh, sweetie back so soon?" he said embracing her. Smacking her ass.
She pushed him into the wall. "Damn it, I'm not your whore!"
"Oh, the slayer," he said backing up into the wall.
"What you thought I wasn't going to find out?" she asked backing into him. "Why would you do that?"
"I loved you and you didn't love me." He said, "I needed you to love me one way or the other."
She punched him. "Don't feed me that crap! You knew that even though you had your own version of me it wouldn't last."
She had begun to beat him up. She tossed him into the sunlight. He began to burn. She pulled him in just in time.
"Bloody hell!" he screamed "Are you trying to kill me."
"Tomorrow! You leave town by tomorrow or with that damn chip or not I will stake you." She said marching out the front door.
"Damn it," he said "Yeah that chip," he began to grin.
Glory's apartment
Glory stood in the doorway. She sat down, as did a strange guy. "So," she said "Are we close?"
"Yes very,"
"Brian?" she asked, "When are we going to do it?"
"Soon," he said "Our powers as gods are beginning to wind down in these human forms."
"Yeah," she said, "Ben isn't even excepting his."
"Well we are going to have to do something about that."
"Yes," she said "First things first. We need to find the key to bring the hell on this dimension."
"Yes," he said, "We have to find the key. But how?"
"I don't know, Daddy."
To be continued.
Spike's crypt
The Buffybot lie on top of Spike. "So baby, what do you want me to do?" she asked kissing his chest.
"I want to play a few games." He said
This brought a smile to her face and she said, "Ooh, games I like." She said
"No not those naughty little games," he said "A little fun game."
"What kind?" she asked
"We are going to go into the Scooby gang."
"Ooh," she said.
Magic box
The gang minus Buffy all sat around the table. Anya moved around the new section of the store.
"So do you guys like it?" she asked
"Anya's corner." Willow said
"Has a nice ring to it." Tara said.
"Thank you," she said "So when is Buffy going to get here?"
"I'm here," Buffybot said entering.
"Hey," the gang all said.
She focused around the room to make knowledgeable of everyone in her computer bank.
"So, Buff" Xander said, "Where have you been?"
"With Spike," she said, "Oh, oh not in a freaky way."
"No one was thinking that." Anya said, "Until now?" she put her index finger on her chin and made a humming sound.
She quickly pulled up a chair. "So what's the sitch?"
"Nothing," Willow said, "Still trying to figure out a way to kill Glory,"
"Oh," she said, "That's all. We can kill her ASAP."
"Ooh," Anya said, "Look at the perky fighter all of a sudden. Done getting your ass kicked?"
"I never got my ass kicked." Buffybot said
"Uh, ok," Xander said. "Are we neglecting the fact that all the times we fought her you have gotten your butt clinged around the room?"
"Uh," the Buffybot stammered. "That was noting. Just learning her moves."
Willow and Tara glanced at each other confused. "Are you ok?" Willow asked.
"Yeah,"
Buffy then entered the Magic box. "Hey guys,"
The gang all glanced around the room. One Buffy 2 Buffy's.
"Ah," Willow said, "Meet your wacky cousin."
They glanced at each other.
"Ok," Buffy said. "Who are you."
"I am Buffy the vampire slayer and you are?"
"Oh hold up. Hold up!" she said angrily "I am the damn slayer, ok?"
"I am the slayer," the Buffybot said.
"Oh wait Warren-Spike and Warren. I am so pissed." She said then held up her hand. "Wait I can't even act surprised."
"You shouldn't be," Buffybot said
"Where is Warren I am so going to kick his ass." Buffy said moving towards the door.
Buffybot grabbed her hand. "You cant do that."
Buffy pulled her arm away quickly. "Why not?"
"Warren's dead."
"Oh," Buffy said, "This is making more and more sense as we go along. Spike can't kill so he's using you."
"Yes,"
"Oh my god." She said, "Were you made to be me? Cause I really don't think I'm that stupid."
Buffybot moved towards the door. Blocking the real Buffy. "Are you going to get out of my way? Or am I going to have to make you?"
"Try me," Buffybot urged on.
"Did he do stuff to you?" Buffy asked concerned.
The look on the Buffybot's face was clear of the answer.
Buffy punched the Boffybot square in the face. The Buffybot got up angrily. "You dare hurt me."
"Huh?" Buffy asked confused. You dare hurt me. It brung a snicker to her face.
She did a roundhouse to the bot's face. The Buffybot uppercut the slayer in the face. She landed in the new section.
"Wait, wait!" Anya screamed. "Can you take the fight outside? Cause I cant have the store getting messed up."
The Buffybot moved towards Anya. Buffy did a high kick to the imposters back. The imposter fell to the ground. Buffybot got up in an uproar. She unleashed all she had on the slayer. Buffy fell to the ground hurt.
Xander took a crowbar and knocked it against her head. "Come on, come and get it." He urged on "What kind of battery do you take."
"I don't take a battery!" she said.
"Oh, so you just keep on going and going and going?" he asked.
She charged for him as he broke off in a sprint around the store. Willow and Tara were conjuring up something. A lightening ball formed. And it struck her. It sent the Buffybot flying through the front window.
Buffy got up. "Thanks guys," she said making a leap through the window.
She began to fight the bot once again. Uppercut upon uppercut. The Buffybot began to die down.
The gang assembled upset. "I am going to Spike." Buffy said turning to leave.
"Ok," Willow said
"Anya don't worry," Xander said looking at Anya's upset face. Her window was destroyed.
"How?" Anya said.
"I am a construction guy remember. I'll have it fixed up in no time." He said
They embraced. "Thanks sweetie," she said, "See my man can fix things."
Spike's crypt
Buffy kicked off the door. You could see the anger in her face.
"Oooh, sweetie back so soon?" he said embracing her. Smacking her ass.
She pushed him into the wall. "Damn it, I'm not your whore!"
"Oh, the slayer," he said backing up into the wall.
"What you thought I wasn't going to find out?" she asked backing into him. "Why would you do that?"
"I loved you and you didn't love me." He said, "I needed you to love me one way or the other."
She punched him. "Don't feed me that crap! You knew that even though you had your own version of me it wouldn't last."
She had begun to beat him up. She tossed him into the sunlight. He began to burn. She pulled him in just in time.
"Bloody hell!" he screamed "Are you trying to kill me."
"Tomorrow! You leave town by tomorrow or with that damn chip or not I will stake you." She said marching out the front door.
"Damn it," he said "Yeah that chip," he began to grin.
Glory's apartment
Glory stood in the doorway. She sat down, as did a strange guy. "So," she said "Are we close?"
"Yes very,"
"Brian?" she asked, "When are we going to do it?"
"Soon," he said "Our powers as gods are beginning to wind down in these human forms."
"Yeah," she said, "Ben isn't even excepting his."
"Well we are going to have to do something about that."
"Yes," she said "First things first. We need to find the key to bring the hell on this dimension."
"Yes," he said, "We have to find the key. But how?"
"I don't know, Daddy."
To be continued.
