Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and the absolutely fabulous characters do not belong to me.
Author's Notes: Oh boy. This is gonna be weird for sure......
Warnings: shounen-ai, cursing, Relena bashing, OOCness and this particular author's attempt at
humor (be afraid, be very afraid).
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Duo leans against a door, trying to look completely inconspicuious.
And failing misserably.
Wufei: "MAXWELL!!!!!! YOU BRAIDED BAKA! YOU TOOK NATAKU!!!!!"
Duo: *jumps, then plants a grin on his face* "What'ca talkin' about Wu-chan?"
Wufei: "INJUSTICE! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I SPEAK OF!"
With that Wufei reaches forward and attempts snatch the end of Duo's braid. Duo, expecting this,
moves out of the way and breaks into a run.
//Shit. I was hopeing he wouldn't notice so soon. Now I might never figure out what's going on
in that room!!!//
Dodging several attacks from Wufei, Duo skids into the kitchen and hides behind Quatre.
Quatre smiles slightly at his koi, wondering what trouble he had gotten himself into this time.
He didn't wait long for the answer as Wufei (who had managed to get his katana) came into the room,
his face flushed with anger.
Wufei: "OUT OF THE WAY WINNER! HONOR AND JUSTICE DEMAND THAT THIS FOOL BE PUNISHED!"
Quatre: *puppy dog eyes* But you wouldn't hurt my boyfriend, would you Wufei?
Wufei: //No....injustice......not......the.....puppy.....dog.......eyes.....//
With disgust Wufei tosses away the katana. Quatre smiles brightly as Duo sticks out his tongue.
Quatre: "Well, now what seems to be the problem?"
Wufei: *disgruntled* "He stole Nataku."
Confused Quatre looks at Duo, a bright red elastic catches his attention. On closer expection
he notices white lettering;
NATAKU.
Quatre brusts into laughter.
Heero and Trowa -- both looking quite flushed, with strange glints in their eyes -- walk into the
room.
Heero: "What did the baka do now?"
Duo: "I'm not a baka!!"
Wufei: "He took Nataku!"
Quatre: *still laughing*
Trowa: "....."
Relena: "Peace!"
All five Gundam pilots jump away in terror, Heero hides underneath the table with Wufei's katana
in hand.
Wufei: "HOW DID THAT WEAKLING ONNA GET IN HERE!"
Duo: *standing protectively in front of Quatre, pulls out a gun* "I don't know, but this is the
end for the little peace-loving Princess who would put us out of a job!"
Relena: *sappy music plays in the background* "But Duo, violence solves nothing! We must all live
in peace and harmony!" *turns into a raging demon* "NOW WHERE DID MY LITTLE HEE-CHAN GET TO?!?!"
BANG!!
Relena's lifeless body hits the floor.
Quatre, Duo and Wufei stare at Trowa, who calmly puts away his gun.
Trowa: "Heero-chan is MY boyfriend. There's no way I'd let that life-sucking bitch get him."
Heero (who has lost the katana) comes out from underneath the table to glomp Trowa.
Heero: "Trowa-sama!!!! My hero!"
Trowa takes Heero back to the bedroom, a certain red elastic tucked away in his hand.
Silence.
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Scythe Zero: o.O Where did that come from?
Author's Notes: Oh boy. This is gonna be weird for sure......
Warnings: shounen-ai, cursing, Relena bashing, OOCness and this particular author's attempt at
humor (be afraid, be very afraid).
********************************************
Duo leans against a door, trying to look completely inconspicuious.
And failing misserably.
Wufei: "MAXWELL!!!!!! YOU BRAIDED BAKA! YOU TOOK NATAKU!!!!!"
Duo: *jumps, then plants a grin on his face* "What'ca talkin' about Wu-chan?"
Wufei: "INJUSTICE! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I SPEAK OF!"
With that Wufei reaches forward and attempts snatch the end of Duo's braid. Duo, expecting this,
moves out of the way and breaks into a run.
//Shit. I was hopeing he wouldn't notice so soon. Now I might never figure out what's going on
in that room!!!//
Dodging several attacks from Wufei, Duo skids into the kitchen and hides behind Quatre.
Quatre smiles slightly at his koi, wondering what trouble he had gotten himself into this time.
He didn't wait long for the answer as Wufei (who had managed to get his katana) came into the room,
his face flushed with anger.
Wufei: "OUT OF THE WAY WINNER! HONOR AND JUSTICE DEMAND THAT THIS FOOL BE PUNISHED!"
Quatre: *puppy dog eyes* But you wouldn't hurt my boyfriend, would you Wufei?
Wufei: //No....injustice......not......the.....puppy.....dog.......eyes.....//
With disgust Wufei tosses away the katana. Quatre smiles brightly as Duo sticks out his tongue.
Quatre: "Well, now what seems to be the problem?"
Wufei: *disgruntled* "He stole Nataku."
Confused Quatre looks at Duo, a bright red elastic catches his attention. On closer expection
he notices white lettering;
NATAKU.
Quatre brusts into laughter.
Heero and Trowa -- both looking quite flushed, with strange glints in their eyes -- walk into the
room.
Heero: "What did the baka do now?"
Duo: "I'm not a baka!!"
Wufei: "He took Nataku!"
Quatre: *still laughing*
Trowa: "....."
Relena: "Peace!"
All five Gundam pilots jump away in terror, Heero hides underneath the table with Wufei's katana
in hand.
Wufei: "HOW DID THAT WEAKLING ONNA GET IN HERE!"
Duo: *standing protectively in front of Quatre, pulls out a gun* "I don't know, but this is the
end for the little peace-loving Princess who would put us out of a job!"
Relena: *sappy music plays in the background* "But Duo, violence solves nothing! We must all live
in peace and harmony!" *turns into a raging demon* "NOW WHERE DID MY LITTLE HEE-CHAN GET TO?!?!"
BANG!!
Relena's lifeless body hits the floor.
Quatre, Duo and Wufei stare at Trowa, who calmly puts away his gun.
Trowa: "Heero-chan is MY boyfriend. There's no way I'd let that life-sucking bitch get him."
Heero (who has lost the katana) comes out from underneath the table to glomp Trowa.
Heero: "Trowa-sama!!!! My hero!"
Trowa takes Heero back to the bedroom, a certain red elastic tucked away in his hand.
Silence.
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Scythe Zero: o.O Where did that come from?