Okay, disclaimer here from
everyone's favorite Berry. I neither
own X-Men, Buffy, Sailor Moon, or anything else I knocked off while writing
this. Again, Anthony is the original
inspiration for "X-Board" so I didn't end up as Rogue due to my own ego.
These stories are all pretty much
X-Men merged with BC&S members with Buffy themes. Confused yet? Join the
club ;) The Buffy Cross & Stake
Board can be found at http://www.voy.com/14562/ Also, there's a link somewhere to the whole
universe that IS X-Board other than my stories since Anthony, Oz & I
all write the wacky adventures in the X-Board verse, but I'll have to go by Ant
cause I can't find the damn addy.
So you don't get confused:
Magneto+Max=Maxneto
Mystique+Mitsy=Mistyique
Pyro+Heather=Heatro
The Blob+BoB=The BoB
Marrow+Maye=Mayerrow
Rogue+Berry=Berrogue
Gambit+Anthony=Gambant
Prof X+Angel X=Prof Angel X
Cyclops+Oz=Cycloz
Jean Grey+Bagel=Bagel Grey
Psylocke+Kira=Ki-Locke
Beast+Wwolfe=Wwolfe (okay, so this one's a stretch ;p)
Dr. Cece Reyes+Cherry Willow=Dr. Cheery Reyes
In the great words of someguy, sit down, shut up & read! ;)
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NARRATION:
They're gifted- and cursed. Blessed
with neato powers to either save or destroy all that is. Yet, tragicly cursed because, hey, spandex
is itchy and tends to cling to your thighs. Or something like that.
MAXNETO:
Okay, Boarderhood of Evil Mutants©, lets do some evil!
THE BOB:
Come again?
NARRATION:
THE BOB and HEATRO stifle a laugh. Perverts.
MAXNETO:
We, that being us, are going to do some evil, thus create naughtiness run
amuck.
MAYERROW:
Wet dripping blood like water down a drainpipe!!
HEATRO:
Calm down mate.
MAXNETO:
Yes, well, like I was saying before hand, let's go attack the Buffy Studios.
NARRATION:
THE BOB lifts his hand.
MAXNETO:
Yes?
THE BOB:
Um,... why again are we attacking? I'm
still not quite clear on this. I know
we're evil, but we all like the show and Riley's already gone to boot.
MAXNETO:
He is?
HEATRO:
Yeah, where have you been mate?
MAXNETO:
*looks at the narrator* Riley's gone?
NARRATION:
Um yeah, I thought you knew.
MAXNETO:
Oh, um, er...
NARRATION:
*sigh* Riley felt that Buffy didn't love him because he was so 'human' so he
starts this obsession with being bitten by vampires because he gets off on the
danger. Buffy catches him in the act,
they fight. Then Riley gets a visit
from the army and they ask him to come with them and Riley ends up leaving with
Buffy calling out to him but he can't hear him.
HEATRO:
How 'bout we attack the Buffy studio then because Oz is still gone, mate?
MAXNETO:
Whatever, we'll figure it out when we get there.
NARRATION:
The Evil Boarderhood of Mutants© all stare at each other and twirl their thumbs.
MAXNETO:
Hey, where's MISTYIQUE?
NARRATION:
Meanwhile, our hero's the X-Board have landed in Brooklyn in search for a
mutant by the name of Dr. Cheery Reyes.
CYCLOZ:
*looking at the title* I thought we were looking for Dr. Cheery Reyes.
BAGEL
GREY: We are.
CYCLOZ:
Oh... okay. Um, who is Red October?
NARRATION:
Stop talking damnit!
KI-LOCKE:
Hold on guys.
GAMBANT:
You see somet'ing chere?
KI-LOCKE:
No, my thong was riding up.
GAMBANT:
Need a lil' help, non?
NARRATION:
GAMBANT places his thief hand on her backside. KI-LOCKE, true to her word, sticks her Psy-blade into GAMBANT'S, uh,
"best friend". GAMBANT drops
to the ground whimpering.
WWOLFE:
Well, that was certainly childish. To
quote Fabio "The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of
music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when
women are nearby"
BAGEL
GREY: What??
NARRATION:
WWOLFE rolls his eyes as GAMBANT somehow climbs to his feet. Meanwhile, just down the block, a group of
young people are enjoying their lunch at the local Mickey Dee's.
SOCKS:
Dude, these fries are rad!
HAZEL: Oh
I know!
VAMPYRSLAYER:
Mmm, how about that Big n' Tasty? TeeHee
SURLEIGH:
I'm totally digging these McNuggests.
XANDER'SWOMAN:
*mouth full* Smuff ampfft mmmrrk!
HAZEL:
You said it Xander'sWoman!
NARRATION:
The five girls laugh because they think it's funny. Ha?
SURLEIGH:
*looks at Narrator* Where the hell did you come from?
NARRATION:
Anyway, suddenly there's a huge explosion across the street.
SOCKS:
Evil's a foot!
HAZEL:
You know what that means!
XANDER'SWOMAN:
Scooby Scouts, attack!
NARRATION:
Annoying dance music starts up and all the girls suddenly are in little outfits
with equally strange skirts & thigh high hooker boots. Yes, I'm not even kidding.
VAMPYRSLAYER:
I am Sailor Angel!
SURLEIGH:
I am Sailor Willow!
HAZEL: I
am Sailor Giles!
XANDER'SWOMAN:
I am Sailor Xander!
SOCKS:
And I am Sailor Buffy! And by the power
of Buffy, we shall punish you!
NARRATION: After those annoying 5 minutes of roll call
were over, they rush over the building that has exploded. But, awaiting them there was the X-Board.
HAZEL:
Sailor Buffy! Evil's taken shape!
WWOLFE:
*Taking a look at the Scooby Scout* What the fuck?
GAMBANT:
Uh,..
VAMPYRSLAYER:
Black.... Leather... Pants... Attack!
NARRATION:
The X-Board watch as some pretty hokey light display happens from some wand
Sailor Angel was holding. They look at
each other.
BAGEL
GREY: Um, what now?
Come back for part 3! ;) Sailor Buffy & The Scooby Scouts take on X-Board. Meanwhile, what evil plan does the Evil Boarderhood of Mutants© have cooked up? And where the hell is Dr. Cheery Reyes?!?