THE ZONE
Narrator: ~In a weird voice~ This is a story in the ZONE (Where normal things don't happen very often) You are entering a story (Chapter 2, to be exact) where chocolate pudding can defeat Gundams, and flowers laugh maniacally. Where Wing Zero is 2 inches tall and where Computers actually work. (Wow…) Where socks are still evil and there is a Shimegami as well as a Shinigami. Where slime can be used to write titles. Where people are not people. Okay… Blah blah blah… I think you've heard enough so read the story…
"Let's go Sailor Scouts!" Sailor Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mini Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Artemis nodded at Moon. Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mimi Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Artemis nodded at Moon. Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mimi Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Artemis nodded at Moon. Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mimi Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Artemis nodded at Moon. Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mimi Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Moon nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Jupiter. Jupiter nodded at Mercury. Mercury nodded at Mars. Mars nodded at Mimi Moon. Mini Moon nodded at Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo Mask nodded at Luna. Luna nodded at Diana. Diana nodded at Artemis. Artemis nodded at Moon. "WHY DID WE DO THAT?!" Artemis yelled. Moon shrugged at Mars…. I ran out of the room screaming….
Ryoko stared at the ceiling. The ceiling stared back. "I challenge you to a staring contest." Ryoko said, half asleep and not realizing she was talking to the ceiling. "Whatever." It answered.
5 MINUTES LATER… The Ceiling blinked. "YOU LOST!" Ryoko yelled.
Duo stared at the jar of chocolate pudding. "Move." He said to it. It sat there. "MOVE." He repeated. It sat. "MOVE!" He repeated again. The jar just sat. He poked it with a stick as Quatre walked up to him. "Duo, Pudding does not move." He said. "Who knows what can happen in this world." Duo stated. Stabbing the jar with a metal pole. It poked a hole in it but that's all that happened. Pudding dripped down the side. Duo continually chucked rocks at it. It move 2 ½ inches. "HA! SO YOU MOVE NOW!" He yelled and continued chucking rocks at it. "THAT'S IT! I TRY TO MAKE A POINT. THAT DOESN'T WORK. THEN YOU POKE ME WITH A STICK! NOW YOU CHUCK ROCKS AT ME! PUDDING HAS FEELINGS TOO!" The pudding yelled. It began chasing Duo and chucking rocks at HIM now. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" It laughed maniacally. Duo ran around screaming. Quatre went home to take some of the medication his psychiatrist said would stop his doorstop from talking to him.
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more tiny, fine print! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you even READ this? No? That may be a good thing.
Good Luck trying to read what in the name of the Gundam Deathscythe I wrote. You will win… air if you guess what I wrote! It's made me absolutely CRAZY trying to write this. Oh well… CHAPTER 3 on the way!
Okay.. It isn't the same as the first. Please, give me ideas. If you have ideas, I AM BEGGING YOU! Send them to me at ryoko1@mediaone.net because I need them. My mind is running out of ideas now. PLEASE! ~~Ryou-San~~
Jokes for U:
A duck walks into a drug store and asks: "Got any grapes?" The manager said no. The next day the duck walked in again and asked the same: "Got any grapes?" The manager answered the same. "No." This went on for about 3 weeks when the manager started getting mad. One day, like usual, the duck walked back in. "Got any grapes?" The manager yelled at the top of his lungs "NO AND IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" But the next day the duck came back in. "Got any nails?" He asked. "No." "Got any grapes?" The manager ran out screaming.
A boy walked up to his mom. "Mommy, where did I get my name?" He asked. The mother answered, "I named you after the first thing that fell on your head." The boys name was Dustpan. A second boy asked the same later. His name was Pan. The three of them heard a noise, "LKJGjkabkfgakjsbhdjhgakjlkdfhkjhaelkjhSQUAK!" They turned around. "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR!" They yelled.
REMEMBER TO E-MAIL YOUR IDEAS FOR CH. 3!!!!