Black
vs Petunia
A/N:
I was upset that lovely ol' 'Tunia didn't make much of a fuss when Sirius was
on the muggle news. So, this MIGHT have
happened without Harry knowing (the books ARE from his view). Unlikely, but it's MY fic!
Disclaimer:
um… I like to think they're all mine… I also like to think that I rule the
world!
It
was a normal day. Well, not
exactly. It was Freak Junior's
(Harry's) 13th birthday. But
who gave a stuff about that. I listened
absently to the news, which Dudley and Vernon were watching. There was a report about some escaped
prisoner.
"…
An escaped prisoner, Sirius Black…" the news reporter read. I knew that man. I knew that damned name. One of my sister's lot. One of
Lily's friends.
Please
no! I thought. Not him! Not Sirius Black! Anyone BUT
Sirius Black! I could remember it
like yesterday…
***FLASHBACK***
Lily's
owls had been in and out of the house all this summer. Carrying messages to her little
friends. But something else suddenly
flew in the window. Two boys! On broomsticks! Naturally, I screamed.
I
recognised one of the boys as James Potter, Lily's boyfriend. I swear her bedroom had photos of him
wherever you looked. Yuk! He couldn't even use a hairbrush!!! Lily looked overjoyed to see them.
"James!"
she yelled. "Sirius! What are you doing here?!"
"Me
and lover-boy were bored, and figured you were bored, so we flew over." The guy called Sirius said.
"Hey
Lil'. Nice to see you too." James said.
"Who
are you? I'm Sirius Black." Sirius said to me.
"I'm
Petunia Evans, you're a freak, I'm not a freak and I'm proud of it." I said coldly. James looked at me strangely. Instantly Sirius grinned and brought out his wand. He waved it and muttered some words. Suddenly I seemed really close to the floor.
"What
did you do?" I yelled, but all that came out was a croaking. I looked down. I was green!
"Hello
froggy!" Lily said cheerfully, then turned to Sirius and said, "y'know, one of
these days they're gonna ban magic during the holidays, because of you." And the three walked off leaving me as a
frog!
I
was a frog for 3 hours, till Mum made Lily turn me back! The first thing I said was aimed at Sirius.
"One
day you'll get into major trouble for something like that, and I hope you're
imprisoned for life!"
Oh
how right I was…
***END
FLASHBACK***
I
jerked into reality as James – no, Harry – came down the stairs. So I was right. Sirius had gotten life imprisonment. Turn up here and you're dead. I thought, not that he could hear. I was right, and I hope you rot in hell!
"No
need to tell us he's up to no good," I heard Vernon say. "Look at the state of him, the filthy
layabout! Look at the state of his
hair"
I
smiled, and glanced at the screen. He
had changed. He was no longer a cheeky,
bouncing, grinning boy. He was pale and
gaunt. I smiled. Revenge. It's a lot of fun, that's for sure. Sirius Black, that boy who used to taunt me, and sent me those howling
letters in red, had become a tramp. And
good riddance!
A/N:
y'like? I like anyway. Review if you want, I don't care. Petunia will use any flames on Sirius, Harry
and anyone else magic. So if you flame,
you'll be destroying the wizarding world! Muaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!