Disclaimer: I do NOT own: The Dragon Slayers, Folken, Dernkirk, Twister, Sakura or Krispy, Guymelefs, Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, *takes a deep breath* or anything else in my story that has already been copyrighted.
The Joke
By: Ellis-chan
"We heard you Dalet." Migel cut in. He was sprawled on his bed, staring at the ceiling.
"Well I am! What're we going to do?"
"We could go razz some innocent villige..." Gatti said dully, polishing his sword for the tenth time.
"Been there, done that. That's what we do every day!" Viole muttered.
"We could play a game..." said Chesta. "How about Twister?"
"Twister? That's so been done already." Dalet moaned.
"Truth or Dare?"
"No."
"Spin the Bottle!!" All the Dragon Slayers stared at Dilandau, who had just walked in. He blushed and looked at the floor. Then carefully walked over to his bed and passed out.
"Sake." Migel whispered. Big goofy grins spread across the other Dargon Slayer's faces. What a great idea...they all got up and ran to the hanger.
Once there, all the Dragon Slayers hopped into their Guymelefs and took off towards Palas.
~*~*~*~*~
"Yes, I am looking for a dress for my er...girlfriend." Guimel said, practically on the floor laughing. The store clerk didn't seem to notice--or didn't care.
"What size?"
"Er...um..." Guimel looked to his friends for help. "What size do you think Dilandau-sama takes?"
"Say medium." Gatti answered in an undertone.
"Medium."
"Right this way sir." The clerk led them to the medium section and they searched for the most appalling dress they could. Finally! A sea green dress with a red satin sash, a huge skirt, and LOTS of yellowed ruffles.
"Perfect. I'll take this one." The clerk looked shocked at Guimel's choice, but wrapped it up and took their money.
~*~*~*~*~
The next day, Dilandau woke up with a terrible hangover. He tried to get up, but his feet were caught up in something...
"Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" He screamed when he saw the ugly dress...and that he was in it! All the Dragon Slayers woke up with a start, and laughed their asses off when they saw their leader running circles in the dress. Folken then burst into the room.
"Who got burned??!! Huh??" His face turned an interesting shade of red and he backed out of the room. His laughter could be heard even when he was half way across the Vione. The Ryuu' only laughed harder when Dilandau tried to get out of the dress...he ripped at the back, seams, skirt, then...RRRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!! The dress tore off and the mighty Dilandau-sama stood in the middle of the room full of Dragon Slayers in nothing but his boxers...then...
~*~*~*~*~
"DILLY-CHANNNN!!!" Ellis yelled and jumped into his arms.
"NANI???!" Dilandau tried to get rid of the girl but it was no use. *Dilandau does a really big sweatdrop.* The Ryuu' roll on the ground pointing and laughing. "GERROFF!! Folken!!! HELP!" Folken walks in, Leah is latched on to him.
"Sorry...I kind of have a dilemma of my own right now..."
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
**Dilandau-sama was never looked up to quite the same way after the incident. All the Dragon Slayers got slapped and punched for Migel, Gatti, Guimel, Dalet, Viole, and Chesta's joke. The other nine Ryuu' got to make them pay as well. Folken still giggles at Dilandau-sama whenever he sees him. Ellis-chan and Leah were rudely interrupted from petting and glomping Dilandau and Folken when the bright light sucked them up and sent them back to Earth. Dernkirk was disappointed in the Ryuu'**