Authors Note: I understand that this is just a little bit odd but it's based of the premise that Blue's Clues has a Character named Magenta this isn't Blues Clues bashing I have a little sister who loves the show so I have nothing against it (another note yes I KNOW that Blue is female but you know what it's all the same in Rocky Horror)
Disclaimer: I own neither Rocky Horror nor Blues Clues BUT If I did I'd be filthy rich I'd have so much money that I could fill swimming pools full of Jello and hire lots of cute German Interns and and and well you get the point but I don't own them so I have no money what so ever so Don't sue me 'kay?
~~~~ The Riff Raff Blues part 1 ~~~~
"Because with me and you, and my pal Blue, we can do anything, that we wanna do! See you later!"
"Okay Guys that's a Wrap!"
Magenta stopped waggling her ears and looking cute, and tuned to blue sobbing "Wrap it sounds like warp, Why did we have to remain on this joy forsaken planet? And WHY did we have to come on this foolish Children's show?"
"My dear Sister," said blue his/her voice changing from a light yippy bark to a slow angsty scraggle, "you ask me this everyday and All I can say is that I'm sorry Our ship broke down and we needed money it was my best idea at the time."
"Will we EVER return to Transylvania Huh?" at this point they were walking out of the studio and walking down the street to catch the bus back to their loft in the artsy neighborhood of the city.
"Wait little Puppies remember that there's a mall appearance tomorrow there'll be lotsa kids so don't be late!"
Riff Raff/Blue turned around to see one of the many assistant directors calling to them, "we are not little puppies," Riff Raff annunciated, "and we don't intend to be called little puppies!" sadly though it came out as " rff rfff rff-rff Woof! Woof! Heh heh heh arf arf arf arf rff rff Bark Bark!"
"Great I'll see you tomorrow at the "Denton Mall" g'bye Blue g'bye Magenta!"
"Well at least my beautiful sister," said Riff Raff (Authors Note: okay so from now on Blue will be called Riff Raff during the narrative.), giving Magenta a lick behind one of her huge ears, "at least you get to keep your name, and your sex."
Magenta glared at Riff Raff, "as if YOUR sex really matters, we are Transylvanians remember."
The got off at their bus stop, and slunk into their dark brownstone apartment building. They walked up two flights of stairs, their pastel colors clashing with the dankness of their surroundings. They walked into their apartment; it was dimly lit with obscure chandeliers, and decorated mainly with wall hangings and bizarre posters. It wasn't very well kept, with hair dryers and wine glasses strewn across the floor.
In the corner there was a huge chest that Riff Raff proceeded to automatically, and nosed open with his muzzle. Out of it he took an object that looked suspiciously like the gun he used to kill off the inhabitants of the Frank' N' Furter castle. He turned and pointed it straight at Magenta who was scratching behind her large pink floppy ear.
"Riff Raff, couldn't you at least warn me?" asked Magenta who had then found herself in a rather uncomfortable position, back in her human form. She got herself on her feet, shook out her hair and walked over to where Riff Raff had his paws perched on the "gun". She swiped it up pointed it at Riff Raff and pulled the trigger.
"Thank you my most beautiful sister, and I'm very sorry for the inconvenience," Riff Raff had planned ahead and was already on his feet when re-transformed. He walked over to his sister and raised an eyebrow. "Don't you think we should get some 'sleep' before our mall appearance tomorrow?"
Magenta sat down on a chair with a thud, "Yes, Denton Mall, Denton…"
"Mall, yes, I know, so what lets 'go to bed.'"
"No, one moment why does 'Denton' sound so familiar?" Magenta was in deep though, and Riff Raff was getting agitated.
"Does it really matter, let's have some fun before we have to go amuse children tomorrow!'
Magenta finally seemed to come to, she met Riff Raff's hands and they both bushed their hands in the air, and fell onto the mattress lying on the floor.
~~~~Riff Raff Blues Part 2~~~~
Katrina Paced backwards and forward in the large mall "entertainment" area. "Where are they?! They should have been here 5 no 6 minutes ago! Why did I ever start working for this stupid television show?!"
Katrina smiled as she reminded herself, the money, and the men. She needed the money for her closet and hair. She needed the men because, well why does any 27-year-old woman need men?
She did have quite an impressive closet pleather and bizarrely patterned mini skirts, funky belts, funky shirts, patterned and fishnet stockings, platforms and go-go boots, loads of jewelry, and last but not least her whole large collection of big, single to million colored glasses. Her hair was also quite a commitment originally a brunet she had it dyed orange and blond, and cut to a bob just bellow her ears with bangs gelled into sections covering half her face, sometime v=covering her glasses depending on the size of the glasses. Her hairdresser said that this hair-do best complemented her pleasantly slight short figure.
Oh yes and the men? Well show biz was always a wonderful place to find great men, but working with children's entertainment she found to be best. Single fathers were always so caring and were generally desperate for a woman.
But she realized there would be no single men if the main attractions weren't to show up. "WHERE ARE THEY?"
"Rff rff rff rff arf bark bark," barked Magenta apparently cheerily.
"You two are late, we have to prepare for your appearance! You know I don't have to be your Agent/publicist, I could quit, I COULD QUIT!" Shouted Katrina becoming hysterical. She shivered and shakily pushed her glassed back up her nose.
"Rff ::whimper::" barked Riff Raff, in what sounded like apology but what was actually, "poor dear, hasn't gotten any for awhile has she?"
Magenta had to hold back a laughing bark.
"Now Get into your positions, sound check, and make sure that the appropriate color inkpads are at your spots so you can 'sign' autographs."
Magenta and Riff Raff went through the usual motions for a mall appearance but in the back of her mind Magenta was still wondering why "Denton" sounded so familiar, it certainly didn't look familiar.
…
"James, Bertha keep it down back there!" shouted Janet to her twins ruff housing in the back of her car.
"But we want to see Blue and Magenta now!" whined James.
"James just pulled my pig tail!" complained Bertha.
"James don't bother your sister, we'll be at the mall soon and see Blue and Magenta," Janet then turned to her husband driving the car, "Brad, why can't you help me here?"
"Dammit Janet! I'm trying to drive the car!" but he quickly turned his head around to look at his children and sighed, "listen to your mother kids okay?"
Authors note: well well well To Be continued if enough people read it okay?
Disclaimer: I own neither Rocky Horror nor Blues Clues BUT If I did I'd be filthy rich I'd have so much money that I could fill swimming pools full of Jello and hire lots of cute German Interns and and and well you get the point but I don't own them so I have no money what so ever so Don't sue me 'kay?
~~~~ The Riff Raff Blues part 1 ~~~~
"Because with me and you, and my pal Blue, we can do anything, that we wanna do! See you later!"
"Okay Guys that's a Wrap!"
Magenta stopped waggling her ears and looking cute, and tuned to blue sobbing "Wrap it sounds like warp, Why did we have to remain on this joy forsaken planet? And WHY did we have to come on this foolish Children's show?"
"My dear Sister," said blue his/her voice changing from a light yippy bark to a slow angsty scraggle, "you ask me this everyday and All I can say is that I'm sorry Our ship broke down and we needed money it was my best idea at the time."
"Will we EVER return to Transylvania Huh?" at this point they were walking out of the studio and walking down the street to catch the bus back to their loft in the artsy neighborhood of the city.
"Wait little Puppies remember that there's a mall appearance tomorrow there'll be lotsa kids so don't be late!"
Riff Raff/Blue turned around to see one of the many assistant directors calling to them, "we are not little puppies," Riff Raff annunciated, "and we don't intend to be called little puppies!" sadly though it came out as " rff rfff rff-rff Woof! Woof! Heh heh heh arf arf arf arf rff rff Bark Bark!"
"Great I'll see you tomorrow at the "Denton Mall" g'bye Blue g'bye Magenta!"
"Well at least my beautiful sister," said Riff Raff (Authors Note: okay so from now on Blue will be called Riff Raff during the narrative.), giving Magenta a lick behind one of her huge ears, "at least you get to keep your name, and your sex."
Magenta glared at Riff Raff, "as if YOUR sex really matters, we are Transylvanians remember."
The got off at their bus stop, and slunk into their dark brownstone apartment building. They walked up two flights of stairs, their pastel colors clashing with the dankness of their surroundings. They walked into their apartment; it was dimly lit with obscure chandeliers, and decorated mainly with wall hangings and bizarre posters. It wasn't very well kept, with hair dryers and wine glasses strewn across the floor.
In the corner there was a huge chest that Riff Raff proceeded to automatically, and nosed open with his muzzle. Out of it he took an object that looked suspiciously like the gun he used to kill off the inhabitants of the Frank' N' Furter castle. He turned and pointed it straight at Magenta who was scratching behind her large pink floppy ear.
"Riff Raff, couldn't you at least warn me?" asked Magenta who had then found herself in a rather uncomfortable position, back in her human form. She got herself on her feet, shook out her hair and walked over to where Riff Raff had his paws perched on the "gun". She swiped it up pointed it at Riff Raff and pulled the trigger.
"Thank you my most beautiful sister, and I'm very sorry for the inconvenience," Riff Raff had planned ahead and was already on his feet when re-transformed. He walked over to his sister and raised an eyebrow. "Don't you think we should get some 'sleep' before our mall appearance tomorrow?"
Magenta sat down on a chair with a thud, "Yes, Denton Mall, Denton…"
"Mall, yes, I know, so what lets 'go to bed.'"
"No, one moment why does 'Denton' sound so familiar?" Magenta was in deep though, and Riff Raff was getting agitated.
"Does it really matter, let's have some fun before we have to go amuse children tomorrow!'
Magenta finally seemed to come to, she met Riff Raff's hands and they both bushed their hands in the air, and fell onto the mattress lying on the floor.
~~~~Riff Raff Blues Part 2~~~~
Katrina Paced backwards and forward in the large mall "entertainment" area. "Where are they?! They should have been here 5 no 6 minutes ago! Why did I ever start working for this stupid television show?!"
Katrina smiled as she reminded herself, the money, and the men. She needed the money for her closet and hair. She needed the men because, well why does any 27-year-old woman need men?
She did have quite an impressive closet pleather and bizarrely patterned mini skirts, funky belts, funky shirts, patterned and fishnet stockings, platforms and go-go boots, loads of jewelry, and last but not least her whole large collection of big, single to million colored glasses. Her hair was also quite a commitment originally a brunet she had it dyed orange and blond, and cut to a bob just bellow her ears with bangs gelled into sections covering half her face, sometime v=covering her glasses depending on the size of the glasses. Her hairdresser said that this hair-do best complemented her pleasantly slight short figure.
Oh yes and the men? Well show biz was always a wonderful place to find great men, but working with children's entertainment she found to be best. Single fathers were always so caring and were generally desperate for a woman.
But she realized there would be no single men if the main attractions weren't to show up. "WHERE ARE THEY?"
"Rff rff rff rff arf bark bark," barked Magenta apparently cheerily.
"You two are late, we have to prepare for your appearance! You know I don't have to be your Agent/publicist, I could quit, I COULD QUIT!" Shouted Katrina becoming hysterical. She shivered and shakily pushed her glassed back up her nose.
"Rff ::whimper::" barked Riff Raff, in what sounded like apology but what was actually, "poor dear, hasn't gotten any for awhile has she?"
Magenta had to hold back a laughing bark.
"Now Get into your positions, sound check, and make sure that the appropriate color inkpads are at your spots so you can 'sign' autographs."
Magenta and Riff Raff went through the usual motions for a mall appearance but in the back of her mind Magenta was still wondering why "Denton" sounded so familiar, it certainly didn't look familiar.
…
"James, Bertha keep it down back there!" shouted Janet to her twins ruff housing in the back of her car.
"But we want to see Blue and Magenta now!" whined James.
"James just pulled my pig tail!" complained Bertha.
"James don't bother your sister, we'll be at the mall soon and see Blue and Magenta," Janet then turned to her husband driving the car, "Brad, why can't you help me here?"
"Dammit Janet! I'm trying to drive the car!" but he quickly turned his head around to look at his children and sighed, "listen to your mother kids okay?"
Authors note: well well well To Be continued if enough people read it okay?