Authors Note: Thanks Y'all who have read this! I'm so sorry I took so long posting this part. ( ::grovel grovel:: ) I've had exams so life has been busy
Riff Raff Blues Part 3
Katrina smiled as the parents with their children came wandering in. She laughed to herself as some of the more uptight parents stared at her unhappily. Each of these families was another customer. The little bratty children would all tell their parents how much they needed one of the "notebook" autograph books for Blue and Magenta to sign. Then one doting parent would buy a child a stuffed animal setting of a whole chain of wanting children.
"Ahh the wonders of capitalism" sighed Katrina, "it makes my closet happy!"
There was only one downside that Katrina could see to this mall appearance, so far there had been no single fathers, ah well she would have to go for an unstable marriage then, those were easy to find at these things.
…
"Come on James! Come on Bertha! Don't dawdle!" Janet called to her twins her were walking behind her, "Brad, you could help here! Your such a slug! These are your children as well!"
"Dammit Janet! Don't bother the poor kids they're only four years old they can't move that fast."
"Mommy, daddy used a bad word!" whined Bertha.
"You see what effect your having on the children dear? You have to be more aware!
"Sorry," mumbled Brad shuffling his feet, looking sheepish.
"Okay kids," sad Janet placing a cheerful smile on her face, "There are Blue and Magenta, daddy will bring you over, mommy's going to go shopping. Be sure to stick with daddy and ask him if you need anything," Janet leaned down to give Bertha and James a kiss. Bertha grinned charmingly, and James wiped it off with his sleeve. Janet was about to stick her hand out so that Brad could empty out half of his wallet into it when she noticed him looking at Katrina, "Are you Looking at that women?!"
"Yes, well no! Not in that way! I was just trying to figure out what she's wearing! That's all!"
"Well I never! You have children you know!"
"I wasn't!!!"
"You like her because she looks like that Columbia person!"
"You are sure one to talk, Ms. In the laboratory!"
"Mommy daddy, what are you talking about? Why are you shouting?" asked James looking at them quizzically.
"Nothing of importance son," replied Brad ruffling James' hair.
"Yes nothing kids" Janet applied her I'm a perfect pulled together mother smile, "mommy's going shopping now I'll meet you guys here in an hour or so. Can I have some money dear?"
Brad mumbled "of course" and pouted. Janet waltzed off to the shoe stores.
"Come on kids let's get in line."
"Daddy? Said Bertha applying her most perfect smile, "may I please have one of those notebooks so Blue and Magenta will sign it?"
…
"Columbia! They were talking about Columbia!" Squealed (or barked as the case may be) Magenta.
"Calm dearest sister," said Riff Raff while simultaneously stamping another paw print into a notebook held by and adoring child, "it could be another Columbia, they may very well be speaking of the country."
"What are you talking about? Those two are those innocents that some how found their way into the castle the night we tried to return to Transsexual!"
"Are you sure? Well yes they do look suspiciously like them."
"Yes they are! Their names were Janet and Brad, they appear to have children now."
"Yes and they also appear to have gotten married, silly things, I've always been strictly opposed to marriage, especially if you have kids."
"Maybe they can help us get back to Transsexual!"
"How, may I ask would they do that."
"We can make them!" grinned Magenta, almost giving a kid a paw print in the middle of his forehead.
Riff Raff Blues Part 3
Katrina smiled as the parents with their children came wandering in. She laughed to herself as some of the more uptight parents stared at her unhappily. Each of these families was another customer. The little bratty children would all tell their parents how much they needed one of the "notebook" autograph books for Blue and Magenta to sign. Then one doting parent would buy a child a stuffed animal setting of a whole chain of wanting children.
"Ahh the wonders of capitalism" sighed Katrina, "it makes my closet happy!"
There was only one downside that Katrina could see to this mall appearance, so far there had been no single fathers, ah well she would have to go for an unstable marriage then, those were easy to find at these things.
…
"Come on James! Come on Bertha! Don't dawdle!" Janet called to her twins her were walking behind her, "Brad, you could help here! Your such a slug! These are your children as well!"
"Dammit Janet! Don't bother the poor kids they're only four years old they can't move that fast."
"Mommy, daddy used a bad word!" whined Bertha.
"You see what effect your having on the children dear? You have to be more aware!
"Sorry," mumbled Brad shuffling his feet, looking sheepish.
"Okay kids," sad Janet placing a cheerful smile on her face, "There are Blue and Magenta, daddy will bring you over, mommy's going to go shopping. Be sure to stick with daddy and ask him if you need anything," Janet leaned down to give Bertha and James a kiss. Bertha grinned charmingly, and James wiped it off with his sleeve. Janet was about to stick her hand out so that Brad could empty out half of his wallet into it when she noticed him looking at Katrina, "Are you Looking at that women?!"
"Yes, well no! Not in that way! I was just trying to figure out what she's wearing! That's all!"
"Well I never! You have children you know!"
"I wasn't!!!"
"You like her because she looks like that Columbia person!"
"You are sure one to talk, Ms. In the laboratory!"
"Mommy daddy, what are you talking about? Why are you shouting?" asked James looking at them quizzically.
"Nothing of importance son," replied Brad ruffling James' hair.
"Yes nothing kids" Janet applied her I'm a perfect pulled together mother smile, "mommy's going shopping now I'll meet you guys here in an hour or so. Can I have some money dear?"
Brad mumbled "of course" and pouted. Janet waltzed off to the shoe stores.
"Come on kids let's get in line."
"Daddy? Said Bertha applying her most perfect smile, "may I please have one of those notebooks so Blue and Magenta will sign it?"
…
"Columbia! They were talking about Columbia!" Squealed (or barked as the case may be) Magenta.
"Calm dearest sister," said Riff Raff while simultaneously stamping another paw print into a notebook held by and adoring child, "it could be another Columbia, they may very well be speaking of the country."
"What are you talking about? Those two are those innocents that some how found their way into the castle the night we tried to return to Transsexual!"
"Are you sure? Well yes they do look suspiciously like them."
"Yes they are! Their names were Janet and Brad, they appear to have children now."
"Yes and they also appear to have gotten married, silly things, I've always been strictly opposed to marriage, especially if you have kids."
"Maybe they can help us get back to Transsexual!"
"How, may I ask would they do that."
"We can make them!" grinned Magenta, almost giving a kid a paw print in the middle of his forehead.