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The day before the lauch he had a date with a prositute, and he woke up 4 hours late because the prositute had apprently
hit him over the head with a beer bottle and jacked all of his money. It was a good thing however, the scientists had also
procrastinated over when to lauch, so he accually arrived on time.
Upon his lauch he accidently grabbed the female scientist's suit case which had really not suprised him when he opened
the suitcase to find very many dildos and vibraters inside.
On his long flight he closed his eyes thought about his childhood. He remembered his early girl friend who dumped him when he apprently had
been jacking off with the picture of a horse. He also remembered when one day a large man had offered him some candy and
after eating it he could not remember what had happened because he woke up in a dumpster with a large pain in his ass. He
never found out what had happened. He decieded to stop thinking about his past because when he opened his eyes he had hit is
partner over the head with a beer bottle and was in the process of stuffing the dead body into a condom.
Before arriving on Earth he decieded to play space cow-boy to ease his pain and accidently ramed into the 7th Gundam's capsule
(Gundam Mega Melons) and the 7th Gundam swerived and colided with the moon. The pilot was found many years later and he only
said these words,"Damn space-cowboy wanna-bes.
The previous crash had caused his Gundam capsule to crash into a large mountain side.
Fortionalty for him the Gundam was accually built partly of used forks and used spoons with large deposits of Gundamnium,
in which the cheap material had fallen apart before the crash.
Slightly wounded he walked toward the city and began his new life where he was no longer the smartest man, but he was
consider a Ultra-Normal-Man. He was on his way to the hospital, but he saw a nearby steak-house and went over there to
chew the fat. The entire time he had felt guilty because he wasn't in the hospital having his bones poped back into place,
but he was having fun watch girls with padding for brests walk around and serve other men food. However, the next morning he
woke up in a hospital anyway and he no longer felt guilty about anything because he had just saved him self the trouble of
feeling all that horrrible pain and the walk.
In the city he found a nice girl in which they both had gotten very well "accquianted" until she suddenly opened the
suitcase in which was full of dildos and vibrators. She left him in the morning because it took an entire night to kick him
and all of his stuff out of his house. He began to yell out large amounts of profanity at his newly ex-girlfriends house,
but he had forgot that she lived on a missle silo and his voice had activated the self-destruct system.
He then suddenly remembered his mission and began to walk to the army-surplus factory which advertised,"If you can't blow your
enemy up with our equipment, you've got a problem." However, he was stopped by a sign that said, "Happy Hour". He then walked
over to the bar and began to consume a large amount of beer.
After waking up the next day he picked up his supplies and began to leave.
He met up with Quatra and then began to become good friends until Quatra had exposed his homo-sexualty to him. He ran away
as fast as he could from Quatra while Quatra yelled behind him, "Wait come back, I haven't shown you my room!"
He then destroyed a base by accidently steping on an mine which triggered all the other mines in the base's area. The
explotion did not touch the base, but it blew up all of the waste disposal systems in the base and all of the base's men
died, drowning in their own waste.
After his indirect victory he decied to go back into space and celebrate. How ever when he arrived on a space-station he was
attacked by an escaped "experiment" which had poisoned him and caused him to go into a coma.
When he woke up he walked into the street and saw some boy with a ponytail yelling out,"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
He then deciede to go back to Earth because he reliazed he had forgotten his lucky fork...
The Lonely Gundam doesn't take kindly to people who don't review.
The day before the lauch he had a date with a prositute, and he woke up 4 hours late because the prositute had apprently
hit him over the head with a beer bottle and jacked all of his money. It was a good thing however, the scientists had also
procrastinated over when to lauch, so he accually arrived on time.
Upon his lauch he accidently grabbed the female scientist's suit case which had really not suprised him when he opened
the suitcase to find very many dildos and vibraters inside.
On his long flight he closed his eyes thought about his childhood. He remembered his early girl friend who dumped him when he apprently had
been jacking off with the picture of a horse. He also remembered when one day a large man had offered him some candy and
after eating it he could not remember what had happened because he woke up in a dumpster with a large pain in his ass. He
never found out what had happened. He decieded to stop thinking about his past because when he opened his eyes he had hit is
partner over the head with a beer bottle and was in the process of stuffing the dead body into a condom.
Before arriving on Earth he decieded to play space cow-boy to ease his pain and accidently ramed into the 7th Gundam's capsule
(Gundam Mega Melons) and the 7th Gundam swerived and colided with the moon. The pilot was found many years later and he only
said these words,"Damn space-cowboy wanna-bes.
The previous crash had caused his Gundam capsule to crash into a large mountain side.
Fortionalty for him the Gundam was accually built partly of used forks and used spoons with large deposits of Gundamnium,
in which the cheap material had fallen apart before the crash.
Slightly wounded he walked toward the city and began his new life where he was no longer the smartest man, but he was
consider a Ultra-Normal-Man. He was on his way to the hospital, but he saw a nearby steak-house and went over there to
chew the fat. The entire time he had felt guilty because he wasn't in the hospital having his bones poped back into place,
but he was having fun watch girls with padding for brests walk around and serve other men food. However, the next morning he
woke up in a hospital anyway and he no longer felt guilty about anything because he had just saved him self the trouble of
feeling all that horrrible pain and the walk.
In the city he found a nice girl in which they both had gotten very well "accquianted" until she suddenly opened the
suitcase in which was full of dildos and vibrators. She left him in the morning because it took an entire night to kick him
and all of his stuff out of his house. He began to yell out large amounts of profanity at his newly ex-girlfriends house,
but he had forgot that she lived on a missle silo and his voice had activated the self-destruct system.
He then suddenly remembered his mission and began to walk to the army-surplus factory which advertised,"If you can't blow your
enemy up with our equipment, you've got a problem." However, he was stopped by a sign that said, "Happy Hour". He then walked
over to the bar and began to consume a large amount of beer.
After waking up the next day he picked up his supplies and began to leave.
He met up with Quatra and then began to become good friends until Quatra had exposed his homo-sexualty to him. He ran away
as fast as he could from Quatra while Quatra yelled behind him, "Wait come back, I haven't shown you my room!"
He then destroyed a base by accidently steping on an mine which triggered all the other mines in the base's area. The
explotion did not touch the base, but it blew up all of the waste disposal systems in the base and all of the base's men
died, drowning in their own waste.
After his indirect victory he decied to go back into space and celebrate. How ever when he arrived on a space-station he was
attacked by an escaped "experiment" which had poisoned him and caused him to go into a coma.
When he woke up he walked into the street and saw some boy with a ponytail yelling out,"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
He then deciede to go back to Earth because he reliazed he had forgotten his lucky fork...
The Lonely Gundam doesn't take kindly to people who don't review.