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Adam: Welcome back! This is Love Line! I'm Adam Carrolla, that's Dr. Drew. Our special guest tonight is B.G.'s very own rebel, Zell Dincht! It's been a very exciting show so far!
Zell: I just hope Irvine got to Quisty in time!
Adam: I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. Let's take our next call. We have…is that spelled right? Ma, from Balamb?
Ma: Zell Dincht! What on Hyne's green planet do you think your doing?
Zell: (nervous) Ma!
Drew: Is this your mother?
Zell: Yeah, hi Ma.
Ma: Don't you 'hi Ma' me! You're in big trouble, mister!
Zell: But Ma, Selphie's…
Ma: I know dear, they're transferin' your sweetie away. I feel bad too! I like that girl. But that ain't no reason to start a riot!
Zell: It ain't a riot, Ma…
Ma: Don't correct me! I know what ya'll are doin'! You're gonna get a lot of people in trouble over somethin' you don't even know is true yet!
Zell: But Ma…
Ma: Now you listen here, young man! You are gonna tell those people to stop their riot, and you're gonna do it right now!
Zell: But…
Ma: No 'buts'! Just tell them!
Adam: I put Ma Dincht on hold, cause Zell's started to panic!
Zell: I can't believe she called in!
Adam: How old are you Zell?
Zell: I'm 22, why?
Adam: Aren't you a little old for your mother to be bossing you around like that?
Zell: That's just the way she is, I guess. She just doesn't want me to get in trouble. If you're still listening Ma, I'm sorry. I gotta do this for Selphie!
Drew: We've got Irvine on the phones again.
Adam: Irvine?
Irvine: (sad) Hey guys.
Zell: You didn't stop Quistis, did you?
Irvine: I stopped her before she did real damage. But she got in a few good lashes.
Zell: How is… he doing?
Irvine: Less than happy, to say the least. I'm in the infirmary with him now. (Male's painful scream in the background) He's getting stitches.
Adam: Yikes!
Irvine: Yeah. (Another scream, followed by yelling) Oh, that's…nice.
Zell: What did he say?
Irvine: He's gonna kill us.
Zell: (whining) Oh man!
Irvine: (more yelling) He said that we're going to get a Lionheart shoved up a not so nice place.
Zell: (nervous) He's the one that got her fired!
Irvine: You wanna tell him that?
Zell: No! Tell him that I take cafeteria duty for the next fifty years!
Irvine: Maybe later. (Pause) Hey, Xu. Come to see me? (Pause, female voice talking) Xu's gonna talk to you now, okay. Later, Zell.
Zell: Later, Irvine.
Adam: Xu? You there?
Xu: Yeah, I'm here. I've got some interesting news for you.
Zell: What's up?
Xu: I was listening when you were talking to Irvine earlier. When Adam was thinking how weird it was that only me, you, Raijin, and Seifer are getting demoted. Well, that got me thinking too.
Zell: You figured it out?
Xu: Yup!
Zell: Well, tell me! Why are we getting demoted?
Xu: We're not.
Zell: (pause) What!?
Xu: We're not getting demoted, Zell.
Drew: I knew it!
Adam: How do you know?
Xu: Out of the people involved, besides non-SeeD persons, who wasn't getting demoted?
Zell: Irvine and Quistis.
Xu: Right. Now what kind of person would start a rumor about demotion and leave Quistis off the list?
Zell: (pause, then angry) A Trepie!
Adam: The Trepies? Aren't those her worshipers?
Zell: They are also the one's that hid Nida last week!
Adam: But why would they leave Irvine off the list too?
Xu: He's her boyfriend. They may not like him, but if he'd been on the demotion list, it would have pissed her off.
Zell: You mean to tell me that I got half the Garden on strike because of a Trepie!?
Xu: Afraid so, Zell. (Pause, male voice in the background) Hello Sir! You wish to speak with them, Sir?
Adam: Who's that?
Zell: (nervous) There's only one person she calls 'sir'! Headmaster?
Cid: Hello Zell.
Zell: I'm sorry sir! I…I didn't know it was a Trepie!
Cid: It's alright, son. We're getting the strikers back in the Garden now. No harm done.
Zell: I just wanna know something, sir. Why are you sending my Selphie away?
Cid: That, I'm sorry to say, is my fault. When I was making up her paperwork, I accidentally got the 'permanent transfer' form instead of the 'temporary transfer' form.
Zell: Temporary?
Cid: That's right, Zell. I'm only sending her away for a few weeks. She's going there to train instructors, to make them flight instructors. I would never send Selphie away from her home and friends!
Adam: So this was all just a misunderstanding!
Cid: Yes. But you, Zell, still incited a strike in my Garden. I'm afraid you're still going to have to be punished.
Zell: I'm going to get demoted now! How ironic!
Cid: No, I'm not going to demote you. In fact, I'm not the one who's going to punish you.
Zell: (nervous) You're not?
Cid: I'll leave the punishment up to the Commander.
Zell: (panicked) No! No, please sir! I'd rather be demoted! Please don't!
Cid: Hello Squall, you're looking better. (Pause, male voice talking) Of course, son.
Squall: Zell.
Zell: (nervous gulp) Yeah?
Squall: I want you back at the Garden. NOW!
Zell: O-okay! I gotta go now, it's been fun.
Adam: Well kiddies, that does it for another episode of Love Line! I'd like to thank our guest tonight, Zell Dincht, for joining us. We all should pray to Hyne for a merciful death! Until next time, this is Adam Carrolla and Dr. Drew saying mahallow.
Notes: This is probably the last one I'm doing. If I do happen to do another one, it will be a loooong while. I hope you liked this one! Review people! Show me Love!