'Twas the Night before Christmas Snowboard Kid Style
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Twas the Night before Christmas and the
Snowboard Kids.
A/N: This is told from Jam's point of view. ^_^
'Twas the night before Christmas, when the tree caught fire,
The star smoked while the lights fried their wires.
Thank heaven for my blanket, that stomped out the blaze,
I thought we were goners, but I was still in a daze.
My cute little kids were wrapped up in bed,
While I took medicine for my achy head.
With Kali in her nightgown, and me in my cap,
I just snuggled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on my lawn, I heard yelling and cries,
Someone was mouthing off and screaming out lies.
On my way to the window, I tripped on the cat,
My face hit the wall with the sound of a splat.
I yelled to myself, and leaped for the stairs,
But on that first step, stepped on my son's teddy bear.
DARN IT! I cried, as I tumbled on down,
The fall, how it hurts, to land on your crown.
My head pounded with pain, but I pushed it aside,
I ran out the door, leaping over the fence to hide.
A skinny, but jolly person was not attemping a squeeze,
Down my brand new chimney I could not believe.
Then I thought to myself, why it must be Saint Nick!
But I didn't recall him having a nice little pick.
I gasped as I saw a wisp of blond hair,
Wait a sec, I wondered, who is that up there?
I thought Santa had white hair, and was old and quite fat,
But not spiky blond hair, or azure eyes at that!
I became quite suspicious as I climbed up the roof,
But jumped up in horror as I heard a great woof.
I saw a small dog with a horn on its head,
I guess it was taped because it fell down instead
I noticed the figure had a masculine voice,
I froze in terror, for I had no choice.
He took out a lead pipe, from his big velvet bag
As he jumped down my chimmey, that stupid old jerk...
I ran into the house, and saw him ransacking the place
His white, snowy beard, drooping down off his face.
This was not right, I thought to myself
I thought Santa was a merry old elf!
I stood in wonder as the figure whispered aloud,
" Gee, I hope that husband of hers comes around...
I'll smack him with this lead pipe as he comes to see what's wrong...
Then I'll ship his dead body off to some small town in Hong Kong!
Kali will be mine!! He shouted with glee
" I'll take her and kiss her, she'll belong to me!!!
I realized that voice and recalled his name.
It's Matt! That jerk! Who's always to blame!
I crept up behind him, and tackled him with a start
I took the lead pipe, and bashed at his heart.
He begged me for mercy, with tears in his eyes
" I'm sorry!" He exclaimed, he swears did not lie
I gave him a smile, and helped him up
" Here." I said, handing him a cup.
" It's eggnog, my favorite!" He squealed, as he gulped it all down
" Here, have a cookie." I added, trying to erase his cold frown.
He smiled and took it, as my family appeared.
My wife growled with anger, shouting, " Why is HE here?!
I went to her quickly, hugging her tight.
" He's come to visit us on this glorious night."
Kali smiled her smile, as she led Matt to a seat.
" Here, have a brownie, my own special treat."
Matt looked at the family, as tears formed again,
" Why are you being so nice after how bad I've been?"
My children jumped up by him, as they gave him small hugs
" Please don't be sad, here, have our pet bug!"
The kids lay their pet hair-eating mantis atop of his hair
" OH MY GOSH!!" He screamed, as he ran out of their lair.
The family laughed, and waved him goodbye
" Merry Christmas!" We shouted, not telling a lie.
We went back to bed, as my wife nuzzled my cheek,
" Honey, I have a gift for you, would you like a peek?"
I nodded stupidly, as my wife took my hand
She placed it on her tummy, which I didn't understand.
I jumped with excitement as I felt a small kick
I looked to my wife who nodded quite quick.
A baby! I thought! What a wonderful gift!
But next year, I think, we should close off our rift.
That chimmey, who needs it? I thought to myself.
Santa can get in, 'cause he's the main elf!
I turned to the window, seeing Matt run out of sight
" Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!"
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This story takes place in the future when everyone's grown up and
started their own families. Please don't get mad at me because I
bashed Matt. I just didn't know who to choose as a bad guy. This
took nearly five months to finish because I was SO busy! Sorry for
the long wait.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Twas the Night before Christmas and the
Snowboard Kids.
A/N: This is told from Jam's point of view. ^_^
'Twas the night before Christmas, when the tree caught fire,
The star smoked while the lights fried their wires.
Thank heaven for my blanket, that stomped out the blaze,
I thought we were goners, but I was still in a daze.
My cute little kids were wrapped up in bed,
While I took medicine for my achy head.
With Kali in her nightgown, and me in my cap,
I just snuggled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on my lawn, I heard yelling and cries,
Someone was mouthing off and screaming out lies.
On my way to the window, I tripped on the cat,
My face hit the wall with the sound of a splat.
I yelled to myself, and leaped for the stairs,
But on that first step, stepped on my son's teddy bear.
DARN IT! I cried, as I tumbled on down,
The fall, how it hurts, to land on your crown.
My head pounded with pain, but I pushed it aside,
I ran out the door, leaping over the fence to hide.
A skinny, but jolly person was not attemping a squeeze,
Down my brand new chimney I could not believe.
Then I thought to myself, why it must be Saint Nick!
But I didn't recall him having a nice little pick.
I gasped as I saw a wisp of blond hair,
Wait a sec, I wondered, who is that up there?
I thought Santa had white hair, and was old and quite fat,
But not spiky blond hair, or azure eyes at that!
I became quite suspicious as I climbed up the roof,
But jumped up in horror as I heard a great woof.
I saw a small dog with a horn on its head,
I guess it was taped because it fell down instead
I noticed the figure had a masculine voice,
I froze in terror, for I had no choice.
He took out a lead pipe, from his big velvet bag
As he jumped down my chimmey, that stupid old jerk...
I ran into the house, and saw him ransacking the place
His white, snowy beard, drooping down off his face.
This was not right, I thought to myself
I thought Santa was a merry old elf!
I stood in wonder as the figure whispered aloud,
" Gee, I hope that husband of hers comes around...
I'll smack him with this lead pipe as he comes to see what's wrong...
Then I'll ship his dead body off to some small town in Hong Kong!
Kali will be mine!! He shouted with glee
" I'll take her and kiss her, she'll belong to me!!!
I realized that voice and recalled his name.
It's Matt! That jerk! Who's always to blame!
I crept up behind him, and tackled him with a start
I took the lead pipe, and bashed at his heart.
He begged me for mercy, with tears in his eyes
" I'm sorry!" He exclaimed, he swears did not lie
I gave him a smile, and helped him up
" Here." I said, handing him a cup.
" It's eggnog, my favorite!" He squealed, as he gulped it all down
" Here, have a cookie." I added, trying to erase his cold frown.
He smiled and took it, as my family appeared.
My wife growled with anger, shouting, " Why is HE here?!
I went to her quickly, hugging her tight.
" He's come to visit us on this glorious night."
Kali smiled her smile, as she led Matt to a seat.
" Here, have a brownie, my own special treat."
Matt looked at the family, as tears formed again,
" Why are you being so nice after how bad I've been?"
My children jumped up by him, as they gave him small hugs
" Please don't be sad, here, have our pet bug!"
The kids lay their pet hair-eating mantis atop of his hair
" OH MY GOSH!!" He screamed, as he ran out of their lair.
The family laughed, and waved him goodbye
" Merry Christmas!" We shouted, not telling a lie.
We went back to bed, as my wife nuzzled my cheek,
" Honey, I have a gift for you, would you like a peek?"
I nodded stupidly, as my wife took my hand
She placed it on her tummy, which I didn't understand.
I jumped with excitement as I felt a small kick
I looked to my wife who nodded quite quick.
A baby! I thought! What a wonderful gift!
But next year, I think, we should close off our rift.
That chimmey, who needs it? I thought to myself.
Santa can get in, 'cause he's the main elf!
I turned to the window, seeing Matt run out of sight
" Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!"
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This story takes place in the future when everyone's grown up and
started their own families. Please don't get mad at me because I
bashed Matt. I just didn't know who to choose as a bad guy. This
took nearly five months to finish because I was SO busy! Sorry for
the long wait.