The Snowboard Kids and Digidestined's Crazy Christmas Party
A/N: This is dedicated to my friends, Moonfairy2000 and Moonkitty3000.
I wouldn't be Angewomon2000 if it was wasn't for your inspiration.
Enjoy the story!
(scene: Linda's mansion)
(Linda is making a list for the people who are coming to her party)
Linda: Hmm. Let's see. All of the Digidestined are coming, that's for
sure, but what about my friends? I should let Nancy, Tommy, Wendy,
Jeanette, and Brittany go to the party, but the problem is Slash and
Jam. After what happened to my birthday party, I'm not taking the risk.
I know. I let the others come, but not Slash and Jam. There. All
complete.
(She makes some phone calls)
On Christmas Eve
(scene: Linda's party)
(Slash and Jam heard rumors about Linda having a party)
Slash: That little brat. She didn't invite us.
Jam: We could sneak in.
Slash: But how?
Jam: See that window? We climb up to it.
Slash: I don't know. Looks dangerous.
Jam: Or we could go through the basement window.
Slash: The basement window.
Jam: (sighs) Fine. I go my way, and you go your way.
Slash: Said and done.
(They separate)
Jam: (is swinging a rope) Here goes nothing!
(He tosses it)
(It lands on the window)
Jam: (starts climbing) Almost there.
(Mimi steps in the room and starts to undress from her regular clothes
and starts to get ready for the party)
(When Jam climbs to the window, he doesn't know she's in there)
Jam: AAH!
Mimi: AAH!!
(Jam lets go of the rope)
Jam: (falls) The unpureness! Oh, the horror!
(He lands on the snowbank)
Jam: Oof!
Slash: Tried to get in?
Jam: I had it, but I saw Mimi undressed. (shudders)
Slash: Want to try the basement?
Jam: Fine, anything to get me away from Mimi. (shudders again)
(They find a open basement window)
Slash: (climbs down) Coming, Jam?
Jam: Coming.
(He climbs down)
Slash: Where's the door?
Jam: There it is!
(Slash opens the door only to find a hidden stairway)
Jam: Let's go upstairs.
(They follow the staircase to a room)
Slash: Come on. (opens door)
(Unfortunely, the staircase led to the room with Mimi still in it)
Slash and Jam: AAH!
Mimi: AAH!!
(The boys slams the door and run down the staircase)
Jam: Now you know how I felt when I saw Mimi.
Slash: Now I know.
(They head into the basement)
Jam: Now what?
Slash: There's another door.
(Jam opens to find another staircase)
Jam: This way.
Slash: Okay.
(They head up the stairs)
(The room they headed to was the kitchen)
Slash: Good. No sign of Mimi anywhere.
Jam: (sighs the sigh of relief)
Chef: Hey, out of here, kids!
Slash: Jam, look out!
Jam: For what?
Slash: Turn around and you'll see it.
(Jam turns around to encounter the chocolate cake)
Jam: (cringes) Yuck, I hate chocolate!
Slash: o_O; YOU hate CHOCOLATE?
Jam: Yeah, so what?
Slash: You DRINK hot CHOCOLATE.
Jam: That's a DRINK. I hate SOLIDS.
Slash: Oh.
Chef: Out of this kitchen, now!
Slash: Sheesh, don't bite our heads off.
Jam: Uh, Slash?
Slash: What?
Jam: That chef's got a butcher knife.
Slash: (gulps)
Jam: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(They start running)
(The chef chases them)
Chef: Come here, little children.
Slash: Keep running, Jam!
Jam: I *pant* don't think *pant* I'm going to *pant* make it.
Slash: Here, you go that way and I go this way.
Jam: *pant* Fine.
(They split up)
(The chef chases Slash)
Slash: :P You can't get me! You can't get me!
Chef: Come back here, you little brat!
(scene: Jam running up the stairs)
Jam: (gasping for air) That was close. Now I need a disguise.
(He runs into a room)
(He dresses up like he's a conceited girl. He tied a pink ribbon around
his hair)
(Slash comes up running and slams the door)
Slash: Is that you, Jam?
Jam: Yes, and you better not tell anyone that I'm dressed like this.
Slash: Okay, deal.
Jam: Put this on.
Slash: Why?
Jam: So that way, we can't get caught.
Slash: Oh.
(He puts on the dress)
Slash: I look stupid with a dress on.
Jam: Hold still, I'm trying to put on a bow.
Slash: A bow?!
Jam: They'll easily recongize you if you don't wear the bow.
Slash: Fine.
(He puts the bow on)
Jam: Now we need names. Girl names.
Slash: How about Lani for you and Dana for me?
Jam: Cool. I agree.
(Kari enters the room)
Kari: Oh, hello.
Jam (Lani): Oh, hello.
Slash (Dana): Hi.
Kari: Are you here for the party?
Both: ^_^ Yeah.
Kari: See ya downstairs.
Both: Okay, bye.
Kari: What are your names?
Slash: Dana.
Jam: And mine's Lani.
Kari: Lani, Dana, I have to ask you something.
Both: (nervously) ^_^' What?
Kari: Are you related to Slash and Jam?
Both: ^_^' Why?
Kari: You have the same noses as them.
Slash: I'm Slash's second cousin.
Jam: And I'm Jam's cousin.
Kari: Cousins? How cute.
Slash: We'll be heading downstairs.
Jam: Mmm-hmm.
Kari: See ya. ^_^
Both: Bye.
(Kari leaves the room)
Slash: That was close.
Jam: TOO close.
Slash: Let's head out to the party.
Jam: Let's go ahead.
(They leave the room)
(scene: The ballroom)
(Slash and Jam.......err, Dana and Lani see Matt and Takeru)
A/N: Slash and Jam's names will change to their disquise names. ^_^
Dana: Hi.
Lani: Hello.
Takeru: Hello. I'm Takeru. What's your name?
Dana: Dana.
Lani: And I'm Lani.
Matt: Nice to meet you, Dana. You, too, Lani.
Dana and Lani: Thank you. ^_^
Kari: (sees them) Hey, Dana. Hey, Lani.
Both: ^_^ Hi!
Kari: Haven't you told about your relations to Slash and Jam?
Both: Not yet.
Kari: Well, Dana is Slash's second cousin and Lani is Jam's cousin.
Matt: Really? No wonder they have the same noses as those two.
Lani: It's a trait from my uncle.
Dana: And this also comes from my uncle.
Linda: (walks by) Hello.
Lani and Dana: '_'; Uh-oh.
Linda: Who are these two?
Kari: Linda, these are Slash and Jam's cousins, Lani and Dana.
Correction, Dana is Slash's second cousin.
Linda: Oh, really?
Kari: Really.
Linda: I don't remember cousins being in their families.
Both: '_'; Uh-oh.
Kari: I don't know. They might be lost cousins.
Linda: I seriously doubt it.
Both: We're going to be get some punch.
Kari: Okay.
Both: See ya in a few.
(They run to the punch bowl)
Lani: Linda already suspected us.
Dana: We're in deep trouble.
Linda: Hi, guys.
Both: -_-; Oh, no.
Linda: Are you really those boys' cousins?
Both: Yes.
Linda: Then why I haven't seen you?
Dana: We have school all year long, except for the Christmas holiday.
Linda: Wait a minute. We have school all year long, except for the
holiday, too. Are you lying?
Dana: '_'; I'm not lying.
Linda: I think you're lying, Slash.
Dana: (thinking) Uh-oh. She discovered me. I'm toast.
Linda: And don't think you're off the case, Jam.
Lani: (quietly) Oh, no. I'm dead.
Linda: I knew it was you two because when you went into the dressing
room, I passed by and saw the whole thing. Besides, I still can
recognize you with or without the bow, Slash. (giggling)
A/N: Now their names will go back to normal.
Slash: Grr.
Jam: Why us? Why?
Linda: You'll mess the party up.
Slash: Don't look now, Linda, but there's a food fight going about.
Linda: Wha- (get splatted by a cream puff)
Jam: Ha ha ha- (is hit with a plate) @$%$!
Slash: You said a bad word! You said a bad- (is plowed by cake)
Linda: Grr! Maybe you wouldn't destroy the party after all.
Slash: I agree. Oh, yeah, Jam said his first bad word.
Linda: He did?
Jam: Ow.
Slash: You okay?
Jam: I'm fine. Just a konk on my head.
Linda: You said a bad word.
Jam: I did? Oh, dear.
(The food fight continues)
Nancy: Linda, Taichi and Matt started a food fight.
Linda: They did. Oh, they are in big trouble.
(She runs into the ballroom)
(Everyone except Nancy, Mimi, Koushiro, Jyou, Jeanette, Wendy, Sora,
and Brittany are throwing food)
Linda: STOP IT!!!!!
(Everyone stops)
Linda: Taichi. Matt.
Both: What?
Linda: (slaps them silly)
Both: Ow.
Linda: That's what you get for throwing food.
Both: We're sorry.
(Jam sees Mimi)
Jam: AAH!! (runs away)
Mimi: What's his problem?
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How was it? Review and I might give a sequel to this story. Ja ne! ^_^
A/N: This is dedicated to my friends, Moonfairy2000 and Moonkitty3000.
I wouldn't be Angewomon2000 if it was wasn't for your inspiration.
Enjoy the story!
(scene: Linda's mansion)
(Linda is making a list for the people who are coming to her party)
Linda: Hmm. Let's see. All of the Digidestined are coming, that's for
sure, but what about my friends? I should let Nancy, Tommy, Wendy,
Jeanette, and Brittany go to the party, but the problem is Slash and
Jam. After what happened to my birthday party, I'm not taking the risk.
I know. I let the others come, but not Slash and Jam. There. All
complete.
(She makes some phone calls)
On Christmas Eve
(scene: Linda's party)
(Slash and Jam heard rumors about Linda having a party)
Slash: That little brat. She didn't invite us.
Jam: We could sneak in.
Slash: But how?
Jam: See that window? We climb up to it.
Slash: I don't know. Looks dangerous.
Jam: Or we could go through the basement window.
Slash: The basement window.
Jam: (sighs) Fine. I go my way, and you go your way.
Slash: Said and done.
(They separate)
Jam: (is swinging a rope) Here goes nothing!
(He tosses it)
(It lands on the window)
Jam: (starts climbing) Almost there.
(Mimi steps in the room and starts to undress from her regular clothes
and starts to get ready for the party)
(When Jam climbs to the window, he doesn't know she's in there)
Jam: AAH!
Mimi: AAH!!
(Jam lets go of the rope)
Jam: (falls) The unpureness! Oh, the horror!
(He lands on the snowbank)
Jam: Oof!
Slash: Tried to get in?
Jam: I had it, but I saw Mimi undressed. (shudders)
Slash: Want to try the basement?
Jam: Fine, anything to get me away from Mimi. (shudders again)
(They find a open basement window)
Slash: (climbs down) Coming, Jam?
Jam: Coming.
(He climbs down)
Slash: Where's the door?
Jam: There it is!
(Slash opens the door only to find a hidden stairway)
Jam: Let's go upstairs.
(They follow the staircase to a room)
Slash: Come on. (opens door)
(Unfortunely, the staircase led to the room with Mimi still in it)
Slash and Jam: AAH!
Mimi: AAH!!
(The boys slams the door and run down the staircase)
Jam: Now you know how I felt when I saw Mimi.
Slash: Now I know.
(They head into the basement)
Jam: Now what?
Slash: There's another door.
(Jam opens to find another staircase)
Jam: This way.
Slash: Okay.
(They head up the stairs)
(The room they headed to was the kitchen)
Slash: Good. No sign of Mimi anywhere.
Jam: (sighs the sigh of relief)
Chef: Hey, out of here, kids!
Slash: Jam, look out!
Jam: For what?
Slash: Turn around and you'll see it.
(Jam turns around to encounter the chocolate cake)
Jam: (cringes) Yuck, I hate chocolate!
Slash: o_O; YOU hate CHOCOLATE?
Jam: Yeah, so what?
Slash: You DRINK hot CHOCOLATE.
Jam: That's a DRINK. I hate SOLIDS.
Slash: Oh.
Chef: Out of this kitchen, now!
Slash: Sheesh, don't bite our heads off.
Jam: Uh, Slash?
Slash: What?
Jam: That chef's got a butcher knife.
Slash: (gulps)
Jam: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(They start running)
(The chef chases them)
Chef: Come here, little children.
Slash: Keep running, Jam!
Jam: I *pant* don't think *pant* I'm going to *pant* make it.
Slash: Here, you go that way and I go this way.
Jam: *pant* Fine.
(They split up)
(The chef chases Slash)
Slash: :P You can't get me! You can't get me!
Chef: Come back here, you little brat!
(scene: Jam running up the stairs)
Jam: (gasping for air) That was close. Now I need a disguise.
(He runs into a room)
(He dresses up like he's a conceited girl. He tied a pink ribbon around
his hair)
(Slash comes up running and slams the door)
Slash: Is that you, Jam?
Jam: Yes, and you better not tell anyone that I'm dressed like this.
Slash: Okay, deal.
Jam: Put this on.
Slash: Why?
Jam: So that way, we can't get caught.
Slash: Oh.
(He puts on the dress)
Slash: I look stupid with a dress on.
Jam: Hold still, I'm trying to put on a bow.
Slash: A bow?!
Jam: They'll easily recongize you if you don't wear the bow.
Slash: Fine.
(He puts the bow on)
Jam: Now we need names. Girl names.
Slash: How about Lani for you and Dana for me?
Jam: Cool. I agree.
(Kari enters the room)
Kari: Oh, hello.
Jam (Lani): Oh, hello.
Slash (Dana): Hi.
Kari: Are you here for the party?
Both: ^_^ Yeah.
Kari: See ya downstairs.
Both: Okay, bye.
Kari: What are your names?
Slash: Dana.
Jam: And mine's Lani.
Kari: Lani, Dana, I have to ask you something.
Both: (nervously) ^_^' What?
Kari: Are you related to Slash and Jam?
Both: ^_^' Why?
Kari: You have the same noses as them.
Slash: I'm Slash's second cousin.
Jam: And I'm Jam's cousin.
Kari: Cousins? How cute.
Slash: We'll be heading downstairs.
Jam: Mmm-hmm.
Kari: See ya. ^_^
Both: Bye.
(Kari leaves the room)
Slash: That was close.
Jam: TOO close.
Slash: Let's head out to the party.
Jam: Let's go ahead.
(They leave the room)
(scene: The ballroom)
(Slash and Jam.......err, Dana and Lani see Matt and Takeru)
A/N: Slash and Jam's names will change to their disquise names. ^_^
Dana: Hi.
Lani: Hello.
Takeru: Hello. I'm Takeru. What's your name?
Dana: Dana.
Lani: And I'm Lani.
Matt: Nice to meet you, Dana. You, too, Lani.
Dana and Lani: Thank you. ^_^
Kari: (sees them) Hey, Dana. Hey, Lani.
Both: ^_^ Hi!
Kari: Haven't you told about your relations to Slash and Jam?
Both: Not yet.
Kari: Well, Dana is Slash's second cousin and Lani is Jam's cousin.
Matt: Really? No wonder they have the same noses as those two.
Lani: It's a trait from my uncle.
Dana: And this also comes from my uncle.
Linda: (walks by) Hello.
Lani and Dana: '_'; Uh-oh.
Linda: Who are these two?
Kari: Linda, these are Slash and Jam's cousins, Lani and Dana.
Correction, Dana is Slash's second cousin.
Linda: Oh, really?
Kari: Really.
Linda: I don't remember cousins being in their families.
Both: '_'; Uh-oh.
Kari: I don't know. They might be lost cousins.
Linda: I seriously doubt it.
Both: We're going to be get some punch.
Kari: Okay.
Both: See ya in a few.
(They run to the punch bowl)
Lani: Linda already suspected us.
Dana: We're in deep trouble.
Linda: Hi, guys.
Both: -_-; Oh, no.
Linda: Are you really those boys' cousins?
Both: Yes.
Linda: Then why I haven't seen you?
Dana: We have school all year long, except for the Christmas holiday.
Linda: Wait a minute. We have school all year long, except for the
holiday, too. Are you lying?
Dana: '_'; I'm not lying.
Linda: I think you're lying, Slash.
Dana: (thinking) Uh-oh. She discovered me. I'm toast.
Linda: And don't think you're off the case, Jam.
Lani: (quietly) Oh, no. I'm dead.
Linda: I knew it was you two because when you went into the dressing
room, I passed by and saw the whole thing. Besides, I still can
recognize you with or without the bow, Slash. (giggling)
A/N: Now their names will go back to normal.
Slash: Grr.
Jam: Why us? Why?
Linda: You'll mess the party up.
Slash: Don't look now, Linda, but there's a food fight going about.
Linda: Wha- (get splatted by a cream puff)
Jam: Ha ha ha- (is hit with a plate) @$%$!
Slash: You said a bad word! You said a bad- (is plowed by cake)
Linda: Grr! Maybe you wouldn't destroy the party after all.
Slash: I agree. Oh, yeah, Jam said his first bad word.
Linda: He did?
Jam: Ow.
Slash: You okay?
Jam: I'm fine. Just a konk on my head.
Linda: You said a bad word.
Jam: I did? Oh, dear.
(The food fight continues)
Nancy: Linda, Taichi and Matt started a food fight.
Linda: They did. Oh, they are in big trouble.
(She runs into the ballroom)
(Everyone except Nancy, Mimi, Koushiro, Jyou, Jeanette, Wendy, Sora,
and Brittany are throwing food)
Linda: STOP IT!!!!!
(Everyone stops)
Linda: Taichi. Matt.
Both: What?
Linda: (slaps them silly)
Both: Ow.
Linda: That's what you get for throwing food.
Both: We're sorry.
(Jam sees Mimi)
Jam: AAH!! (runs away)
Mimi: What's his problem?
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