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How Cyclops Forgot to Pee.
"Scott, have you seen my marigold mix?" Storm boomed through the house.
She didn't get an answer save hearing a loud "Help me! My balls are on fire!"
Thinking nothing of this because everybody knew how kinky Jean was, she shrugged her
shoulders and went into the kitchen to eat a carrot or something, because true X-Men in
her opinion left the twinkies that have been coated in Beast's fur, alone.
Instead, she found Cyclops dressed in mens clothing, popping popcorn.
"Hi there, sugah." he said in Rogue fashion. "Y'all looking foa somethin' ta ..Eat?"
He said, looking Storm up and down in pure womanly lust and was promptly rewarded
with dry heave chunks tossed on his glasses. "Now Cheri, you no need go do that!"
he said in Gambit's voice. "I jus try to being freindly. Now I need go wash off your little
love spatter."
So off he went to wash and Storm was off to find crackers, and lots of them. She had gotten smashed
to tinkers with Bobby a few weeks ago and woke up feeling like she slept in a freezer.
On top of it all, Aunt Flo still hadn't shown. Just as she bit into the first cracker,
she heard a loud "Ahhheeeeeeeeeeee!" from the bathroom in a very british voice.
Thinking somebody had seen Scott naked and got scared, she ran in there to see
Scott with his pants down, standing in front of the toilet screaming
"How do I use this thing?! It'll take me forever just to get it out!" he asked very seriously
and recieved a foot in the family jewles.
"I thought you loved me!" Scott sputtered in Bobby's voice.
"Robert!" Storm called as she sat near Scott's head, loudly. "Are you in there! I'll get you out!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Scott yelled in his own voice. "What do you think you're doing!"
"I'm getting Robert out of your head!"Storm said. "Hold still!"
At this Scott ran full force around the house nearly naked and came upon, Rogue, Bobby, Gambit and Betsy,
covered in muck, sitting dazed.
"What are you guys doing?" he asked.
"Touching ourselves." was the reply.
"On my couch?" he asked.
"Yup. You one lucky man!" Gambit said lighting a cigarette.
"What do you mean?" Scott said before spotting Storm, toting a pair of hedge trimmers.
"Crap!" Scott exclaimed as he was about to bolt, but Storm stopped and hugged Bobby.
"Where were you young man!" She said "Aggghhhh! I almost had to kill Scott to get you back!"
"Why didn't you?" Everybody asked.
"Hey Stormy, When Scott leaves, we gotta show you something." Gambit said.
"Ok.. Scott, Leave!" She commanded.
" Yes Ma'am!" He said as he went to find Jean and fullfill his craving for chicken.
"What did you need to show me?" Storm asked.
" The toilet!" He said. "Go ahead, step in!"
"This had better not be a trick!" She said. But she stuck her foot in and instantly
she was making out with Jean, through reddened eyes and eating buffalo wings.
Then she was on the couch, touching herself.
"I'm a real girl!" she said before passing out.
When she woke up, the tried to step in the toilet again and got stuck. Cyclops had to
blast the tank to free her. When she was asked why she did that, she told them, but it
was all a freakish dream from watching movies.
Moral of the story, minds are easly influenced by visual/ audio input. Read a frickin book.
I don't own Marvel and had no permission to write this, nor anyone elses.
How Cyclops Forgot to Pee.
"Scott, have you seen my marigold mix?" Storm boomed through the house.
She didn't get an answer save hearing a loud "Help me! My balls are on fire!"
Thinking nothing of this because everybody knew how kinky Jean was, she shrugged her
shoulders and went into the kitchen to eat a carrot or something, because true X-Men in
her opinion left the twinkies that have been coated in Beast's fur, alone.
Instead, she found Cyclops dressed in mens clothing, popping popcorn.
"Hi there, sugah." he said in Rogue fashion. "Y'all looking foa somethin' ta ..Eat?"
He said, looking Storm up and down in pure womanly lust and was promptly rewarded
with dry heave chunks tossed on his glasses. "Now Cheri, you no need go do that!"
he said in Gambit's voice. "I jus try to being freindly. Now I need go wash off your little
love spatter."
So off he went to wash and Storm was off to find crackers, and lots of them. She had gotten smashed
to tinkers with Bobby a few weeks ago and woke up feeling like she slept in a freezer.
On top of it all, Aunt Flo still hadn't shown. Just as she bit into the first cracker,
she heard a loud "Ahhheeeeeeeeeeee!" from the bathroom in a very british voice.
Thinking somebody had seen Scott naked and got scared, she ran in there to see
Scott with his pants down, standing in front of the toilet screaming
"How do I use this thing?! It'll take me forever just to get it out!" he asked very seriously
and recieved a foot in the family jewles.
"I thought you loved me!" Scott sputtered in Bobby's voice.
"Robert!" Storm called as she sat near Scott's head, loudly. "Are you in there! I'll get you out!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Scott yelled in his own voice. "What do you think you're doing!"
"I'm getting Robert out of your head!"Storm said. "Hold still!"
At this Scott ran full force around the house nearly naked and came upon, Rogue, Bobby, Gambit and Betsy,
covered in muck, sitting dazed.
"What are you guys doing?" he asked.
"Touching ourselves." was the reply.
"On my couch?" he asked.
"Yup. You one lucky man!" Gambit said lighting a cigarette.
"What do you mean?" Scott said before spotting Storm, toting a pair of hedge trimmers.
"Crap!" Scott exclaimed as he was about to bolt, but Storm stopped and hugged Bobby.
"Where were you young man!" She said "Aggghhhh! I almost had to kill Scott to get you back!"
"Why didn't you?" Everybody asked.
"Hey Stormy, When Scott leaves, we gotta show you something." Gambit said.
"Ok.. Scott, Leave!" She commanded.
" Yes Ma'am!" He said as he went to find Jean and fullfill his craving for chicken.
"What did you need to show me?" Storm asked.
" The toilet!" He said. "Go ahead, step in!"
"This had better not be a trick!" She said. But she stuck her foot in and instantly
she was making out with Jean, through reddened eyes and eating buffalo wings.
Then she was on the couch, touching herself.
"I'm a real girl!" she said before passing out.
When she woke up, the tried to step in the toilet again and got stuck. Cyclops had to
blast the tank to free her. When she was asked why she did that, she told them, but it
was all a freakish dream from watching movies.
Moral of the story, minds are easly influenced by visual/ audio input. Read a frickin book.