A/N: Hello, I have been going back and
correcting previous chapters because of some bothersome grammatical errors.
Hopefully I have caught them all. Oh yea, just so you know Inu Yasha and
Sesshomaru do have potty mouths for those who have never read the japanese
manga. I normally try to keep the language clean and smart, but I don't
feel this would be fair to their characters and as strange as this fic
maybe I don't want them to OOC. Also, if you feel there are still somethings
which you feel should be fixed plot or grammatical wise please let me know,
and I will fix them as soon as I can. I do try my best to make sure that
anything I post is error free, but there is only so much a computer can
catch (High tech my A$$). Anyways, I'm sure you're tired of reading this
lengthy author note so I hope you enjoy the story ^_~.
Puck Runs Amuck: part 3
Kagome had finally succeeded in getting a snarling Sesshomaru into the tub getting a few scratches in the process, "be still baka you're going to get cleaned up even if I have to hose you down!!"
A hysterical Sesshomaru would not hear of it, "you stupid bitch let me GO! I can wash myself! Damn you, I SAID let GO!" he finally managed to get loose but not before a smiling half youkai grabbed his wet tail and flung him back into the water. "You bastards," came the gurgled reply.
Kagome was losing patience something she usually had plenty of, "if you would keep still I'd be done with what I'm doing a lot quicker!" she poured something fragrant into her palm allowing Sesshomaru to get a good whiff of it. Sniff*, 'can it be.. that's.. that's.'
Kagome eyed the chibi demon suspiciously, "hmm, you look like you recognize this." Gulp*, "I don't know what you're talking about." She continued eyeing him certain that somehow he had something to do with all her shampoo disappearing every time she went back to the feudal era (herbal essence anyone ^_^). After all how else did he get that shine? She began to notice after awhile that Sess-chan had actually stopped struggling against her, "eh, no way!" his lids were drooping heavily and a slight sigh escaped him. "Aww, he can be so cute when he's not on a murderous rampage."
"Huh, what," lazy eyes looked up to see something from a nightmare, " Aahh, the witch is a giant!!" BOP*
Smiling mischievously Kagome poured a bucket of cold water over the head of our chibi demon, "EEYAH!!" Still smiling she hands him a towel, "ahem, forget something Sess-chan?" "Give me that wench!" That being said he made his way past Inu Yasha who had a huge grin plastered on his face, " Lets say I make that smirk of yours permanent."
"Eh, lets see if you can reach up here first Sessy-chan." Sesshomaru was not in the mood for this and took a swipe at the offending humans leg, "do you still insist on trying my patience!! Curse be damned I'll take you all with me!!"
Kagome calmly picked up the shrieking form in front of her by the tail and grabbed the other by the ear, "perhaps I didn't make myself clear the first time." Both eyed the too calm girl before them and immediately regretted opening their eyes that morning. Still the picture of perfect calm Kagome looked to Inu Yasha and said, "Sit!" oomph! "Once you pick yourself up from there be a dear and take a bath or are you going to become difficult?"
Finally shaking off the affects, "was that really necessary!! You know something I think this being a full demon is going to your damn head!" Kagome looked back at him in surprise, "what? I.. It is not! You 2 are just driving me CRAZY!! If you would stop acting like such brats maybe I wouldn't have to sit you all the time!!" oomph! *Grumble, curse, grumble. "Oops, sorry I didn't mean to do that.. he he, really."
A still cursing Inu Yasha just got up and stomped into the bathroom shutting the door loudly mumbling all the way. "Good one girl, now do you mind putting me down or would you like to know what its like to be missing an arm?" She glared at him angrily, "Don't you start with me I am not in the mood! Sighing in defeat he let her take him to her room, "here put this on. There's a hole in the back for your tail." Eyeing the clothes critically he muttered in distaste, "you have got to be joking. YOU expect ME to wear THAT. I think not." Rubbing her temples at the headache beginning to form she answered with barely contained fury, "you WILL put it on Sesshomaru and you WILL LIKE IT!!" He complied not realizing at the speed and accuracy he was able to do so, the face she had on now would make a god cower ^_^.
Kagome left him to dress, "I'm going downstairs to prepare something to eat so don't do anything you would normally do got that." Innocent eyes stared up at her, "whatever do you mean? Knowing that was as close to a yes as she would ever get she retreated to the kitchen. Sesshomaru began looking around her room noting the huge bed, "yawn* hmph, all this nonsense has drained me. Hmm, a few minutes can't hurt, just want to relax a minute before I kill them." A light snore soon filled the room ^_^.
(Meanwhile downstairs..)
Inu Yasha had finished bathing and was now dressed in the modern clothes Kagome had laid out for him. He watched as she prepared the food and drink without even so much as a word or a glance to confirm he was there. 'Wait a minute I'm the one who should be mad at her. Why the hell is she treating me like I'm not even here. She's not the one who got sat twice for no reason, well, the first time I'll give her but that second time was just wrong'
Kagome knew someone was watching her, but she knew it wasn't a threat so didn't pay any attention to it. To many things were going through her mind right now, so many questions with no answers, and to top it off she was stuck with 2 demons who were both driving her slowly insane one of which was now in human form. Her tail swished from side to side in agitation, Inu Yasha had noticed it and thought it was because she was still mad at him and did not want him there, "feh, if you don't want me here at least say so you don't have to brush me off like I'm not even here!" Kagome looked up noticing for the first time he was standing there, "Inu Yasha.. I'm sorry, I just have a lot of things on my mind right now." "Whatever.. so where's Sesshomaru?"
As if on cue a bleary eyed Sess-chan walked into the room receiving stares from all, "WHAT!!" Inu Yasha tried to contain his laughter but failed miserably, "snicker* you have a nice nap Sess-chan."
Kagome couldn't help but notice how cute Sesshomaru looked with that sleepy pout, it took all of her self-control to not hug him on the spot, "Inu Yasha stop teasing him so much. Hey there Sess-chan you're just in time lunch is ready."
"I do not care for human food nor am I hungry," his stomach betrayed him however, grr*. Smiling she handed him a bowl of ramen, "here try this, I think you'll like it." He sniffed at it in distaste and glanced over to his brother who had been gulping it down like he had been half starved or something, finally when he thought no one was looking he took a bite, "hmm, it will have to do."
Kagome smiled at him, " I'm glad you like it. Listen, I'm going to go take a shower you think you guys can sit still without trying to kill each other, you guys can watch T.V. or something, I think Ranma is on right now."
Sesshomaru looked at both of them in confusion, "what is this Tee Vee you speak of wench?" rolling her eyes she picked up the remote and turned it on, "this is a T.V. it's a form of entertainment for us mere mortals. Here." Handing the remote to Inu Yasha who had previous experience with it, "see if you guys can find something to watch, I'll be right back."
Sesshomaru stared in awe at the characters trapped in the box, "who would've ever know a human could devise such a form of torture. Having that boy turn into a girl every time that demon girl with the mallet hits him into the water, but how do they get in there. What spell does she use?"
Inu Yasha was to amused by his brothers inquiries to answer him. He had been the same way until Kagome had explained it to him but he wasn't about to tell his brother that it wasn't real. Oh no, he was going to enjoy this, "Kagome has been practicing her spells lately, those are all the unfortunate people she has been experimenting with, these are all failures though. You should see what she did to this one guy, he turns into a pig."
Sesshomaru didn't want to believe him but the child he was right now was making it hard not to, "Liar, your wench possesses no such spells!" Inu Yasha just sat back and smiled.His work was done the fear was there that's all he wanted, "believe what you want, if it makes you feel better pretend I never said it." They sat there in silence watching the rest of the show, Sesshomaru squirming in his seat all the while with Inu Yasha pretending not to notice his brothers apparent discomfort, not even noticing Kagome walk in, "hey guys, wow, you're both still in one piece. I'm surprised. So, what should we do now?"
(Up in the clouds..)
"Hmm, nice to see my new players are getting along. That girl seems to handle them well." Puck hadn't noticed the being which had crept up silently behind him, " what are you up to," came the booming voice. Caught by surprise he quickly made the view of his entertainment disappear, "whatever do you mean?" Torrents of wind seemed to attack him from all sides as the mysterious voice seemed to grow louder in its annoyance, "you have been warned of the consequences due to your actions before Talyss, need we remind you again?" He heard the threat in those words quite clearly he knew there would be more than just a reminder, there was always more than that when dealing with this one. To say he was terrified was an understatement. He knew to well what the "consequences" would be, but who said he was getting caught, "I have done nothing but what you have asked of me, and that has been to watch the mortals of this realm and grow old with boredom." The next reply had the back of his neck hairs standing on end, " we shall see little one, we shall see," was the cold reply. With that said the voice and its foreboding presence disappeared.
He let go of a breath he hadn't been aware
he was holding, "whew, better make sure those 3 don't come back for awhile.
Hmm, what had those 2 been fighting over when I arrived? Ah yes, that rusty
old sword. I sensed magic in that sword. What had they called it, Tetsusaiga?
Must be something important to these mortals to spill blood over it, but
then again I think they would kill each other over a piece of meat. *Sigh.
At least they won't know about them unless they come back through that
well. Hmm, better seal it then, and to keep the other 2 in line I'll use
this as an insurance piece." The smile was once again upon his small face
as he held up his newfound treasure. "Indeed"
A/N: well, there you go, the 3rd part all
pretty and revised ^_^. I hope you like it and the changes. That should
take care of all the errors.. I think. Anywho, the 5th part will be up
soon. *jumps for joy* -
Sky