Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, and this computer isn't
mine. Hell, my life isn't even truly mine. ^_^ Anyways, on with the story,
you guys are probably tired of my ranting.
Puck Runs Amuck: Part 5
He had never seen so many lights or sniffed so many different scents. The strange carriages these people used amazed him. He had tried getting closer to it, but ended up getting noxious fumes in his face, "Damn, whatever that beast ate must've been horrible!" Continuing on he hadn't realized he had wandered as far as he had, till he turned around, and for the first time in his nearly 100 years, he was lost. "Kuso!! This is ridiculous. I the Great Demon of the Western lands am lost!! Damn it!! There's just to many scents to follow!! *Grrrr*
Unknown to our now lost demon a few of Tokyo's residents figured this would be the day that made them all famous.
"What the hell is that thing," muttered one of the strangers.
"Beats the hell out of me, but it isn't human. Did you see what it did to that girl back there?"
"Boys, that creature is what's going to put our names on the map. We just got to figure out a way to get it, and I happen to have a simple solution." Whispered the 3rd stranger while pulling out a bat from behind his back.
Hearing footsteps approach him from behind he thought it might be his brother trying to pull a fast one on him. He wasn't to surprise that it was nothing but a bunch of sweaty smelling humans.
"I should have known, even my brother has a little more finesse than that. I could hear your approach from a mile away." Sneered the dog demon while crouching into a battle stance preparing to flee or kill. Preferably kill as it made for a wonderful stress reliever.
"Holy shit!! It talks! It's got to be some sort of dwarf or something right?"
"Don't be stupid Bobby! Do dwarves have tails you Fuckin' moron! It's got to be some weird high tech experiment from the government. You've heard all the shows always talkin' about those extra whatever you call em'. Maybe it escaped or something. Whatever it is it's going to make us RICH! I bet whoever is looking for this thing wants it back. I bet they'll pay plenty for it to."
"Umm, that's all fine and good, but that thing is freaking me out. It's looking at us funny. Lets just do whatever and call the higher ups."
Sesshomaru didn't know whether to just kill them for making him waste the time to even consider them worthy of even being killed by his claws or to just laugh. They actually thought they could kill him let alone capture him? This was just too much. Becoming bored with the situation he turned away haughtily and didn't even bother looking back or batting a lash. It wasn't worth the effort.
"Gary the cat thing is getting away."
"What are you babbling about now!"
"Well, while you and Bobby were talking about all that weird government stuff the dude just up and left."
"Why didn't you say something sooner you idiot!"
"Because you always get mad at me for interruptin'. Besides
he didn't go to far he just turned that corner."
He was lost yes, but that didn't stop him from enjoying this little excursion. "So this is the future?" 'Amazing, and I have yet to encounter any demons. I wonder what happened between my past and that girl's future. Could they have somehow gathered the Shikon no Tama and wished for our destruction? No, because that would mean my brother's death, but then where are they? Could I have possibly been destroyed along with any others, but how?'
His thoughts were interrupted as the same humans from before somehow jumped in front of him. One was missing though, but he wasn't too concerned. What could a human possibly do to him?
"Out of my way. I do not repeat myself."
"You aren't going anywhere freak. Hey Bobby where's Gary he said he'd be back with something?"
As if waiting for that particular cue a shadow fell from the trees with something metallic shimmering in his left hand.
"Move now!" Shouted the human who had appeared from nowhere.
Sesshomaru was not worried about the object the human now held. He thought it was some joke. What could such a small object possibly do to harm him? He was growing slightly irritated though.
"I guess I'll be killing you after all. Such pests do not need to be alive. I'm doing everyone in this time a favor."
Before the man could blink Sesshomaru was in his face, poisoned claw at the ready. Out of fear and instinct the terrified human pulled the trigger of the metallic object in his hand.
BANG!!
The sound had startled him and the pain he now felt in his side confused him. Where had it come from? Blood was flowing freely from a nasty wound in his side. He had ripped the face from the human who had dared bring on this feeling. The human's companions had fled in absolute terror one of which had left a nasty smelling puddle on the floor. He was finding it a difficult task to keep his eyes open. Blackness soon found him just as he felt warm arms gently picking him up.
Pain. That's all he could remember and feel at the moment
was pain, and someone kept poking at him. He would kill the annoyance,
maybe later when this strange tiredness would leave him. Why does it keep
poking at him? Why won't it let him sleep? The pain was becoming unbearable
now. Something was being applied to the wound which was making it sting.
"Grrr, if you do not stop prodding me you
will soon have a need for a new face."
As threatening as he meant it to sound it came out more like
a forced whisper.
"Hmph, you should be thanking me. You almost died you know. Next time let us know if you want to have a night out on the town. I almost didn't find you, but thanks to this great nose it wasn't too hard. No thanks to your brother though. He said he could smell something was wrong. I didn't smell anything though. Then he just said there was some danger and took off. Idiot."
As if noticing for the first time where he was he sat up, and was soon regretting that move.
"Mmm, shouldn't have done that." He had totally forgotten he was in the presence of a sworn enemy an enemy who at one time was human. To him she was just another demon in his home, but the scent wasn't right. His home had a spicy exotic scent to it, and usually a hint of darkness and fear to keep away any intruders, but this smelled homier more like a humans home. Why did his castle smell human? Why did he smell that human girl his brother was always with?
Confusion and understanding soon dawned on his face, which was soon replaced by anger.
"WHERE am I! You dare to touch me! Handle me in any way again and I WILL destroy you." He had forgotten that he was still in a child's body and that she was now demon and that he was also stuck in her time. So when he found himself looking up to a demon with purple eyes and that human's scent he was slightly confused.
"Eh? How did you? When did you? Oh."
Kagome merely waited for him to finish his rambling. She knew he would be slightly confused and a bit temperamental. As much as Inu Yasha hated his brother they were very much alike aside from looks and his brothers sadistic need to have to kill something. His superiority complex was annoying her though.
"You done yet? If not you just let me know, and would you stop it already with the holier than thou crap. It's stupid and old. Maybe it's time for a change, hmm."
Inu Yasha chose that moment to show himself.
"Nice to see you managed to live through that little skirmish. You remind me of the roaches around here. No matter how many times you step on them they keep coming back."
Although still feeling a bit dazed he was not about to be outdone by some half-breed.
"Much like yourself I should say. Although you're more like a flea."
Kagome wasn't in the mood for this little naming war she was ticked off that Inu Yasha had left the way he had. She could have sat him, but she was afraid it would hurt him while in his human form.
"Where the hell did you go? You smell trouble then leave me here without even telling me where you were headed, or even what the trouble was. If it had been a demon what would you have done? You don't even have Tetsusaiga with you to defend yourself remember!"
Inu Yasha seemed a bit confused and angry at what she was telling him. "Umm, I thought that the answer was obvious and that you would have followed me. You do have demon senses now all you had to do was use your damn nose to find me, and I don't need your help fighting any demon with or without Tetsusaiga!"
Kagome couldn't stand it anymore. She couldn't hold it in. If she didn't say it she would blow. Not only was he right, but also he had a point. He didn't need her help. He had fought countless demons before in human form and never needed her then. She was also embarrassed that he had pointed out the obvious to her, and the only way she had of retaliating was that word. So be it.
SIT!!
"Oomph, bitch!!"
Hopping over his twitching form she headed downstairs.
Sesshomaru snickered at his brother's tactlessness. "Idiot." That said
he hopped on top of his brother's still convulsing form smirking at his
discomfort, and followed the demon girl downstairs.
A/N: there I posted it like I said I would. Hooray for me!! I
hope you like it ^_^