The Tale of The Insane Dibbun Army
(AUTHORS NOTE)
Cloud: Well, A New Redwall Fic. Finally!
Dwopple: Whoodaya Mean Finally? We Dibbun Awmy Types got more work than you do all day!
Cloud: But I'm Buzy making Insane Dibbun Army Types Work!!!
This Picture better load. For those of you who cant see it, it's a Gerbil holding a Bazooka. And it better load or I'm putting it up as my Portrait Pic.
Dwopple: Youw Sad Sad Mon.
Cloud: Damn Straight!
Dwopple: Wet's just stawt de fic ow I'w get Mr.Stickabee to dwopplenapp you, and den Janglur Swifteye will gotta rescue you and den you go to de bed witout suppah. Den were will you be!?!
Cloud: Lets just start the fic……
CHAPTER 1
Urthsmell Jawbonk always was a strange Badger, and when he went and ruled Salamandraston he wasn't any better. In fact, he replaced the long patrol with a bunch of rabid dibbuns, he said he prefered the sting of a dibbuns sharp teeth over a hares kick. But after he said that he ran around in circles clucking and singing so……… anyway the dibbuns were patrolling the east shore when 1 brave Dibbun named Smellflop was Attempting to drown a fish, when his leader asked why he was doing it, he said he wanted to. And that caused a great dibbun uprising. And they had tang and….. oops. Wrong script! Oh well, I'll continue this later.
Cloud,