"Goodbye Akane"
~ by xenagirl70
A Ranma ½ parody song to the tune of The Dixie Chick's "Goodbye Earl" This parody was inspired during conversation at Musouka-chan's 17th birthday party. Happy Birthday Musouka-chan, this one's for you!
Ranma and Kasumi were the best of allies
During those fiancée days
Both members of the Tendou household
Both active in the Anime
After Genma died Ryouga went out
Lost in the wide, wide world
Ranma looked all around this dojo
And all he found was HER
Well is wasn't two seconds
After she walked in that
Ran-chan started gettin' abused
She put on dark glances and long sleeved shatsu
And hot water to cover the bruise
Well he finally got the nerve to tell her off
He let his mouth take it from there
But Akane walked on right through his guard
And put him in Tofu's care.
Right away Kasumi came back from the market
On a red eyed drunkard's Schwin
She held Ranma's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Akane had to die
Goodbye Akane
That black baby pig
It tasted all right to me! Akane
You're feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep?
Ain't it dark?
In the back of that bar? Akane
Kuno came by to ask Akane out
He searched the house
High and low
Then he sheathed his bokken
And said "Thank you fair maidens
If you hear from her pray let me know"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into the fall
And it turns out she was a missing person
Who only Kuno missed at all
So the living Tendou sisters
Took over the dojo
There in Nermia
Ranma teaches classes
And Nabiki manages
And they don't
Loose any sleep at night 'cause
Akane had to die
Goodbye Akane
We need a break
Let's go out to Ucchan's! Akane
We'll try the beef!
Maybe dump you in the lake! Akane
Well is that all right?
Yoshi! Let's have some fun!
Akane Yea!
~ by xenagirl70
A Ranma ½ parody song to the tune of The Dixie Chick's "Goodbye Earl" This parody was inspired during conversation at Musouka-chan's 17th birthday party. Happy Birthday Musouka-chan, this one's for you!
Ranma and Kasumi were the best of allies
During those fiancée days
Both members of the Tendou household
Both active in the Anime
After Genma died Ryouga went out
Lost in the wide, wide world
Ranma looked all around this dojo
And all he found was HER
Well is wasn't two seconds
After she walked in that
Ran-chan started gettin' abused
She put on dark glances and long sleeved shatsu
And hot water to cover the bruise
Well he finally got the nerve to tell her off
He let his mouth take it from there
But Akane walked on right through his guard
And put him in Tofu's care.
Right away Kasumi came back from the market
On a red eyed drunkard's Schwin
She held Ranma's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Akane had to die
Goodbye Akane
That black baby pig
It tasted all right to me! Akane
You're feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep?
Ain't it dark?
In the back of that bar? Akane
Kuno came by to ask Akane out
He searched the house
High and low
Then he sheathed his bokken
And said "Thank you fair maidens
If you hear from her pray let me know"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into the fall
And it turns out she was a missing person
Who only Kuno missed at all
So the living Tendou sisters
Took over the dojo
There in Nermia
Ranma teaches classes
And Nabiki manages
And they don't
Loose any sleep at night 'cause
Akane had to die
Goodbye Akane
We need a break
Let's go out to Ucchan's! Akane
We'll try the beef!
Maybe dump you in the lake! Akane
Well is that all right?
Yoshi! Let's have some fun!
Akane Yea!