Pinpoint- pinhead.
"Nappa. Give it here!" I, Bulma, shouted harshly.
"It's my back-scratcher, I can do whatever I want with it! You're not my master!"
"But it's a spoon! Used for eating!"
"You eat with it after you scratch?"
"No! You don't scratch with it! It's just used to eating!"
"So what's this for?"
"That's a fork! You eat with that, too!"
"But I thought this… spoon was used for eating…"
"It is."
"So why are they different?"
"Because it's easier."
"Easier for what?"
"Easier to eat."
"That's what fingers are used for. You humans have a lot of useless junk."
"It's not junk! Now just use them!"
"But I just scratched with it!"
"Give it here!"
"But you said I need it for eating!"
"I'll get you another one!"
"I already have another one. It's the miniature sword."
"That's a knife."
"What am I supposed to do with it? Stab the glass?"
"No that's to cut your food."
"But I already have my full set of teeth."
"It's a human custom. Be polite."
"…Polite? What's… po…l…ite?" I can't handle this man. I can't wait 'till we're ready for namek. I can't deal with a saiyajin.
Why did I have to invite him here? He's a big idiot. He doesn't know from his elbow to his butt.
"You always told me no butts on the table."
"That's elbows!"
See what I mean? He eats me out of house and home! And what do I get? A pile of stinking dirty laundry and a stupid crayon-for-brains blasting my walls! And he calls it art!
"What are you drawing?" He looks at a blank sheet on my side.
"What your brain looks like."
"There's nothing there!"
"Exactly!"
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Sorry, I rushed that one. But I had to get an update, soon! I've had writers block for ages and the spoon idea had been lingering around!
I tried to make Nappa IC, might not have worked but I did my best. R&R, please?