Yep, this is the result of just being evil in Star Fox and having Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks stuck in my head. This is good, I've extended my evilness to video games by shooting Slippy down...Anyway, you can flame me, praise me, do whatever the hell you want, I don't care, 'cause Slippy will continue to be shot down by me.

*FTA is the frog, toad or amphibian club that I made up to sound right.
**Nero was a Roman emperor who killed himself.

Slippy the Toad had no friends
All through his academy days
Only member of the froggy club
Very active in the FTA*.
After graduation Slippy went out
Lookin' for a great new job.
Slippy looked all around this town and all he found was Fox.

Well it wasn't 2 weeks after he left the lake
That Slippy started to get all broke
He'd never shake 'em, he'd crash into houses
And Fox always had to wreck the fun.
Well he finally got the nerve
To be some kinda hero
He let the guy swat him from there.
But he landed on some godforsaken planet and
Almost had the same fate as Nero.**

Right away Star Fox flew in from space
On Slip's crappy landmaster.
They defeated the thing
And they shot off the sting
Then it didn't take Fox long to decide
That Slippy' should die

Goodbye Slip
Those enemy ships
They were really easy to hit Slippy
You're really weak
Why don't you crash
Down deep Slippy
Ain't it weird
Never seein' the mission cleared Slip?

The General came by
To give Fox a medal
Slippy wasn't recognized
Then he put on his hat
Fox said "Thank you General"
And Slippy went to go eat some flies.

Well the missions went by
And Slippy hadn't got
One stupid little enemy ship.
And it turns out that those flies he ate
Were the only things he could hit at all.

So they got to Venom
And Star Wolf was there
Out past those 2 sattelites
Slippy was the first
To put on the speed burst and
Leave his "buddies" behind
'Cause he's a dumb guy
Goodbye Slippy
Slippy needs a break

Go back to the lake Slip?
We'll throw a bomb
And finally make you that monkey food Slip?
Well is that all right?
Good let's go for a fly
Slippy hey!

Oh look, it's our nice little friend the disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: Everything that you recognize is not mine, it's Nintendo's, or more specific, Shigeru Miyamoto or however you spell that name. I wish everything belonged to me 'cause then I could get my goalie pads quicker but I still don't have my goalie pads and I still don't own Nintendo so I still havta write a disclaimer like all the common folk. *sigh* Goodbye Earl belongs to the Dixie Chicks, and the Dixie Chicks belong to themselves.