3:28 PM 4/3/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: From Sherman's Lagoon
Ernest: All I need is enough shark-skin to make a wallet.
Sherman: Do I look like a cow to you?
Ernest: Twinkieeee.
Sherman: No! My hide is worth more than one lousy twinkie!
Ernest: TWO twinkies.
Sherman: Okay. I'll be a cow for two twinkies.
Ernest: Moo for me.
Sherman: Mooooo.
Chuey's Corner: Wahh, I have 3 tests this week and a
project due the 17 which I barely started, but I'm gonna
try hard to squeeze writing this in.
Note: ::: starts & ends a daydream.
Summary: Freeza's sister has sayianapped Bura! But promises to give
her back if she can do battle against Goku & Vegeta. Unfortunately, Vegeta
has come down with a horrible sickness that unables him to get out of bed.
Desprate times call for desprate measures as the Z Senshi are forced to contact
the only person who could pass for the saiyajin no ouji. Will they be able to
pull it off? Will Bura be saved? And will Mirai have a nervous breakdown before
the fic is over? Find out.
Ages:
Bura-9
Goten-10
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" HIM! You're kidding, right? " Mirai said nervously.
" No. I'm serious. " Bulma said, " I mean, look at him! He was DESIGNED to replace
Vegeta, and that's what we need right now. You can't give me one good reason why we can't try
it! "
" I CAN! " Vegeta yelled, " ONE, ONLY _I_ AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THAT THING AND
SAVE B-CHAN, AND TWO, I REFUSE TO SIT HERE WHILE TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE BAKA OVER THERE GET
MY DAUGHTER KILLED!!! " he cried, pointing at Goku & Veggy.
" But Vegeta, I'm WAY stronger than you are. " Goku said, slightly confused.
" YOU ARE NOT! SHUT UP! "
" Actually, according to my sensors, he is. " Veggy said as Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON ANYWAY!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Careful, your blood pressure's rising! " Veggy smiled, " You wouldn't want to have
a heart attack now would you? "
Mirai tip-toed out of the room & raced downstairs to get his sword.
" Bulma, you wouldn't send those two bakas after our only daughter, would you? " Vegeta
gulped as Bulma looked at him oddly.
" He MUST be sick, he just called me Bulma! " she said, shocked.
Goten walked over to Veggy, then poked him, " COOKIE! " he shouted loudly as Veggy looked
down at him, then snapped his fingers, causing a chocolate-chip cookie to appear in Goten's hands
, " WEE! " he laughed, then ran out of the room.
" I hate that kid. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey, I just thought of something. " Goku said aloud.
" The world must be ending! " Vegeta wailed.
" No, really! I was just wondering. Won't Icebox notice that Veggy doesn't have a ki,
I mean, being an android and all. " Goku pointed out.
" YES! GOOD JOB KAKOROT! " Vegeta said, " Oh Dende did those words just come out of my
mouth? "
" I'm designed to simulate it if I need to. " Veggy explained, " I can also go up to
SSJ2 if I wanted. "
Mirai walked slowly towards Veggy from behind, holding his sword over his head, he
gulped, then swung it downwards and closed his eyes.
" Silly Mirai! " Veggy's voice said happily as Mirai opened his eyes to see the blade
of his sword in two pieces, half still attached to the sword itself, and the other half in
Veggy's hands, " You can't hurt me with that. " he said, then took the other half of Mirai's
sword & pressed the two slices of the blade together, melding it, " Here ya go! " he smiled,
handing it back to Mirai.
" Uh--- " Mirai examined his sword, then slowly backed up & zipped to the other side of
the room. He felt a tap on his back & turned around.
" Now what do we say? " Veggy said in a sing-song voice.
" The, the, thank you? " Mirai said, frightened.
" That's it! " Veggy smiled, then zipped back over to the others, " I'm sorry, now,
what is you want me to do again? "
" Actually, " Bulma said, " We need to you fight against Icebox for us. "
Veggy looked at her, puzzled, " Excuse me, did you just say, "fight"?? "
" Yeah! Come on Veggy, it'll be FUN! " Goku grinned widely.
" Umm, that's nice of you Goku but, uh, "
" What? "
" I don't know how to fight. "
Everyone sweatdropped.
" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WHAT!! " Vegeta screamed.
" That's like making a Goku android that doesn't know how to eat. " Bulma mumbled in
shock.
" Now we'll NEVER save Bura. " Goten sighed.
Bulma thought for a moment, then smiled, " I have an idea! "
Vegeta grumbled, " Not again. "
" Well, Veggy's an android right? So that means he runs on a program, like a computer.
All we have to do is create a different one for him so he'll act more like, well, you know. "
Veggy gulped, " I, already have a backup program like that. "
" Great! Let's use it then! " Bulma said.
" NO! Uhm, no thanks, I'm happy being the way I am. " Veggy said nervously, then backed
up slowly, then peeked his head outside of the doorway & forgot what he was doing, " Gosh, what
a messy room. " he said as he stared at the open door at the end of the hallway that had various
objects sprawled all over the room, " But that's what I'm here for! " he shouted cheerfully,
then zipped into the room & closed the door.
" HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU! " Bulma yelled, running over to the door. She jiggled the
handle," HE LOCKED IT! COME OUT OF THERE!! "
Veggy opened the door to reveal the room totally spotless, " But I was just having fun. "
" Just follow me. " Bulma said, aggrivated as she grabbed Veggy by the wrist & dragged
him towards the lab.
" Ya know, we should introduce him to Chi-Chi, they could have a cleaning party. " Goku
said.
" Goku? "
" Yeah? " Goku said.
" I want you to take care of Vegeta while I go operate on Mr. Clean here, okay? " Bulma
said as Veggy looked up at Goku from the bottom of the stairs & waved.
Goku grinned excitedly, " I CAN! REALLY! " he shouted, " OHBOY OHBOY OHBOY! "
Goten tiptoed from behind Veggy, " PIE! " he said then gasped with joy as a large
apple pie appeared in his hands. Goten looked down at the pie, " WOW! BURA'LL BE SO HAPPY WHEN
I TELL HER--oh yeah, she's not here. " he said sadly, " Now I have to eat this pie all by
myself...oh well! More for me! " he said happily as he grabbed a chunk out of the pie & stuffed
it in his mouth, " Mmm, apfhles! "
" Is he...gone? " Mirai said, his left eyelid fidgeting.
" Uh-huh. Bulma took him to down to the lab for an operation. " Goku said as a smile
crossed Mirai's face.
" WAH-HOO! " Mirai lept up in the air, clicked his heels & headed courageously towards
the door & left.
" Trunks? TRUNKS GET BACK HERE NOW! " Vegeta yelled as Goku continued to stare at Vegeta
a stupid grin on his face. Vegeta looked up at Goku, " Why are you looking at me like that? "
he said curiously.
" Eee. Bulma says I get to take care of you! " Goku snickered, " And don't you worry
little buddy! I'll do a VERY GOOD job! " he smiled as Vegeta heard thunder crash in the backround
, then swallowed hard.
" Uh, Ka, Kakorot, you don't need to do that. " he said, his palms feeling sweaty from
his imagination creating horrible images in his mind. He breathed heavily, then sneered.
" Besides, I can take care of myself. I don't want any disqusting third class baka helping
me in any way, and-- "
" --I know! I'll go make you some soup! " Goku grinned, then raced down the stairs
to the kitchen, leaving Vegeta alone in the bedroom.
" Well, at least he's gone. " Vegeta smirked, then put his hands behind his head &
layed back.
Goku grabbed a bowl out of the cupboard & placed it on the table, then stopped as his
face went blank, for he had just remembered that he didn't know how to make soup, actually, he
didn't know how to make anything.
" That's okay! I'll just improvise! " Goku said, then grabbed a box of noodles off the
shelf, causing a large bag off flour to fall of the countertop & onto the floor, the flour slowly
seeping out.
" Flour? " Goku said, picking up the bag, " Now why would anyone wanna put flowers in
somethin? You might as well put POISON in it. " he shrugged.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he sat up in bed, then gulped...
:::vision:::
:::"AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! " Goku laughed maniacly, pouring large amounts of a liquid from
a bottle with a skull & crossbones on it into a cauldron, " That POISON'll keep that yap of his
shut! Permanently. ":::
Vegeta pulled at his collar nervously as he tried to see past the half-open door to his
room, " Kuh, Kakorot? "
" Hold on little buddy! I'm still looking for somethi--AHA! I FOUND IT! " Goku's voice
echoed from downstairs as Vegeta sighed, then shook his head violently.
" I must be losing my mind! Heh, Kakorot trying to kill me with poison, what
foolishness...but, he sees me as compitition, with me out of the way he could easily become the
most powerful saiyajin on the planet..oh Kakorot's to stupid to do something like that! " Vegeta
shook the idea out of his mind.
Goku shook the bottle of red hot sauce in his left hand and the bottle of green hot
sauce in his right, then smiled, ripped off the tops to both of them with his teeth, & poured
the liquids into the bowl, causing a large puff of red smoke to emit from the kitchen, traveling
up the stairway & past Vegeta's room.
Vegeta's face went stark white as the puff of red smoke floated past...
:::"Heh-heh, that little bakaouji'll finally get what's comin to him." Goku snickered
evilly as he dumped a bottle of acid & rubbing alcohol into the black cauldron, " Nobody'll
ever find the body. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ":::
Vegeta felt his body shake, then mentally slapped himself, " WHAT AM I! MAD! That could
never happen! "
Goku squeezed the bottle of ketchup as hard as he could, causing a loud, squeeshy sound
as the red goop plopped into the bowl. He peeked into the bowl, then raised an eyebrow, confused,
" Now that doesn't look right. "
::: Goku laughed villaniously as he tossed the downstairs toilet into the now
humongous cauldron, " Oops, I forgot to flush, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ":::
Vegeta cringed, then pulled the covers over his head, " THAT BAKAYARO! If I could move
enough to get out of this bed I'd blast him to the next dimension. "
" Oh Ve-ge-ta! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he walked up the steps carrying the
bowl of 'soup', " I've got a surprise for you! " he said as he stood in the doorway to Vegeta's
room. Vegeta formed a small ball of ki, then stuck it out from underneath the covers & threw it
at Goku, missing him by several feet and sending a large hole through the wall. Goku looked at
the hole, shrugged, then walked over to the short prince.
" Hey Vegeta, don't ya want any of the soup I made?" he asked as Vegeta lifted the covers
off of himself slowly, " It's really yummy! "
Vegeta stared at the bowl of soup in Goku's hands, which was sending half-liquid
half-gooey bubbles floating into the air above it.
" No Kakorot, I don't want to die--err, eat any of that...soup. " Vegeta said, disqusted.
" Aww, come on! " Goku whined as he put some of the soup on a spoon, " Here comes the
airplane! " he said in a parental voice as he tried to put the spoon in Vegeta's mouth.
" YOU BAKA! I AM NOT A CHILD! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OU--MMPH! " Goku took this moment to
shove the front half of the spoon in Vegeta's mouth, then pulled the empty spoon out & grinned.
" See, that wasn't so hard. " Goku patted Vegeta on the head, who grabbed his throat
with his hands, then stopped & swallowed the liquid.
" For something made by a third class baka, that wasn't so bad. " Vegeta said, amazed,
" I think I may have found a use for you Kakorot. "
" Not to bad for uncooked noodles, hot sauce, & ketchup huh! " Goku put his hand behind
his head & chuckled.
Vegeta's pupils shrunk," ...what?! " he spat out as much of the concoction as he could,
" BLAH ECH! KAKOROT! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! "
" Hahaha! " Goku laughed, " Not if I _kill you first_ Haha! " he joked, then ran out of
the room, Vegeta feeling his face pale again.
" I really need to stop watching those blasted horror films... "
" Lalalalalalala! " Veggy sang to himself as he continued to dust the laborotory while
Bulma busily typed up something on her PC.
" Umm, do you mind not singing? " Bulma said, rubbing her now sore ears.
" But it's fun! " Veggy smiled, " Lalalalalalala-- "
" SHUT UP! " Bulma screamed, pounding her fist down on the desktop.
Bulma felt a tap on her back, then aggrivatedly whipped around, " WOULD YOU LET ME GET
THIS WORK DONE--oh! " she gasped as Veggy held out a bouquet of flowers, " That's very nice of
you, " she said, touched, " but start singing again and I'll rip your batteries out. "
" But Bulma, I don't run on batteries-- "
" --you know what I mean. "
" I...do? "
" Veggy, can you sit down on that table over there, I'm going to try & access that backup
program you were talking about. By the way, do you know anything else about it? "
" Well, it's actually something I should use in an emergancy situation. I'd actually
be acting just like who I am supposed to be. " Veggy said.
" Great, let's do it! "
" --but, if you change my program, it'll be like a completely different android. And
I doubt he would be willing to help you clean the dust off this counter. " Veggy said as he
touched his finger to the table, a large ball of dirt now on his hand.
Bulma hooked Veggy up to a machine and began to hit various buttons.
" What are you doing? " Veggy asked.
" I'm making a copy of that other program of yours. I can't get it to work if I can't
translate it so it's readable first. " Bulma said, then clicked her mouse, " You can go now,
I'll call you back when I figure it out. "
" Oh-kay! " Veggy said happily, then ran out of the lab, " I have some errends to run! "
Mirai yawned, then opened the door to his room and smiled at the masses of clothes,
cds, and other foreign objects that layed sprawled about, " Well, at least he wasn't here, yet. "
Mirai said, then set his sword down on his bed and left the room, made his way to the kitchen,
grabbed a Pepsi and headed back up.
" Maybe I can finally get some peace around here-EEK! " he screamed at the top of his
lungs as he leaned against the door to his room, which was now sparkling clean. Mirai flinched,
then noticed his sword was no longer on his bed, nor anywhere else in the room.
" Looking for something? " a cheery voice said from behind Mirai, who turned around to
see Veggy smiling at him.
" YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SWORD! " Mirai yelled.
" It's too dangerous for you to run around with that thing on your back, you could get
hurt. " Veggy said, then held out a pan of cupcakes, " Pastry? "
" NO! You probably put some kind of android mind-control device in there so you can
use me to take over the world! "
Veggy raised an eyebrow, " Now WHY would I want to do that? "
" BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANDROID! "
" Poor Mirai, you have some "issues" don't you? " Veggy said, patting Mirai on the back,
" I know! I'll get you some cocoa, it'll calm you down. " he said, then handed Mirai the sheet
of cupcakes walked back to the kitchen.
" Food for me! " a small voice said from below as Mirai looked down to see Goten.
" I'm not sure you want them, Veggy made them and they might be contaminated, or tainted,
or wor-- " he blinked twice, noticing all the cupcakes were now gone.
" Mmph mmphy! " Goten said, his cheeks full of icing and cake.
" Uh, right. " Mirai said uneasily, then dropped the sheet as Goten let out a large
belch, then skipped down the hall to Bura's room & closed the door behind him.
" By the way, " Goten said as he poked his head out of the door, " You might wanna do
something about your pants. "
" What about my--WUAGH! " Mirai gasped to see the strawberry icing smeared all over his
pants, " Oh great! " he said sarcastically, then went into his now clean room and opened his
pants drawer, then sweatdropped when he noticed there was nothing in the drawer. Mirai went
through every drawer in his room, astonished to find they were all empty.
" OHHHHH!!! " he groaned, then felt a tap on his back.
" What happened to you? Try to eat with your feet? " Veggy said, confused as he noticed
the large globs on icing on Mirai's pants.
" Alright, where are they? "
" Where are what? "
" My pants--my clothes, ALL MY CLOTHES! WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM! " Mirai said, panicy.
" I was going to wash them, you shouldn't leave them on the floor like that, they get
dirty from all the dustmites and pollen in your room. "
" ALL my clothes! " Mirai's jaw hung open.
" Don't worry! " Veggy said, then opened the closet, " I bought you a pair of khakis
just in case. " he said, smiling.
" There is NO way I'm wearing khakis. " Mirai said sternly.
" Oh, silly Mirai, there's nothing wrong with khakis. I wear them all the time & look
how I turned out! "
Mirai groaned, defeated, " That's what I'm afraid of. "
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8:16 PM 4/5/01
Hmm, this part was shorter than usual, but
I think you'll like it better than part one.
I'd also like to thank everyone who reviewed part 1.
I enjoy the comments. If anyone has any suggestions, I'll be glad to read 'um.
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: From Sherman's Lagoon
Ernest: All I need is enough shark-skin to make a wallet.
Sherman: Do I look like a cow to you?
Ernest: Twinkieeee.
Sherman: No! My hide is worth more than one lousy twinkie!
Ernest: TWO twinkies.
Sherman: Okay. I'll be a cow for two twinkies.
Ernest: Moo for me.
Sherman: Mooooo.
Chuey's Corner: Wahh, I have 3 tests this week and a
project due the 17 which I barely started, but I'm gonna
try hard to squeeze writing this in.
Note: ::: starts & ends a daydream.
Summary: Freeza's sister has sayianapped Bura! But promises to give
her back if she can do battle against Goku & Vegeta. Unfortunately, Vegeta
has come down with a horrible sickness that unables him to get out of bed.
Desprate times call for desprate measures as the Z Senshi are forced to contact
the only person who could pass for the saiyajin no ouji. Will they be able to
pull it off? Will Bura be saved? And will Mirai have a nervous breakdown before
the fic is over? Find out.
Ages:
Bura-9
Goten-10
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" HIM! You're kidding, right? " Mirai said nervously.
" No. I'm serious. " Bulma said, " I mean, look at him! He was DESIGNED to replace
Vegeta, and that's what we need right now. You can't give me one good reason why we can't try
it! "
" I CAN! " Vegeta yelled, " ONE, ONLY _I_ AM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THAT THING AND
SAVE B-CHAN, AND TWO, I REFUSE TO SIT HERE WHILE TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE BAKA OVER THERE GET
MY DAUGHTER KILLED!!! " he cried, pointing at Goku & Veggy.
" But Vegeta, I'm WAY stronger than you are. " Goku said, slightly confused.
" YOU ARE NOT! SHUT UP! "
" Actually, according to my sensors, he is. " Veggy said as Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON ANYWAY!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Careful, your blood pressure's rising! " Veggy smiled, " You wouldn't want to have
a heart attack now would you? "
Mirai tip-toed out of the room & raced downstairs to get his sword.
" Bulma, you wouldn't send those two bakas after our only daughter, would you? " Vegeta
gulped as Bulma looked at him oddly.
" He MUST be sick, he just called me Bulma! " she said, shocked.
Goten walked over to Veggy, then poked him, " COOKIE! " he shouted loudly as Veggy looked
down at him, then snapped his fingers, causing a chocolate-chip cookie to appear in Goten's hands
, " WEE! " he laughed, then ran out of the room.
" I hate that kid. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Hey, I just thought of something. " Goku said aloud.
" The world must be ending! " Vegeta wailed.
" No, really! I was just wondering. Won't Icebox notice that Veggy doesn't have a ki,
I mean, being an android and all. " Goku pointed out.
" YES! GOOD JOB KAKOROT! " Vegeta said, " Oh Dende did those words just come out of my
mouth? "
" I'm designed to simulate it if I need to. " Veggy explained, " I can also go up to
SSJ2 if I wanted. "
Mirai walked slowly towards Veggy from behind, holding his sword over his head, he
gulped, then swung it downwards and closed his eyes.
" Silly Mirai! " Veggy's voice said happily as Mirai opened his eyes to see the blade
of his sword in two pieces, half still attached to the sword itself, and the other half in
Veggy's hands, " You can't hurt me with that. " he said, then took the other half of Mirai's
sword & pressed the two slices of the blade together, melding it, " Here ya go! " he smiled,
handing it back to Mirai.
" Uh--- " Mirai examined his sword, then slowly backed up & zipped to the other side of
the room. He felt a tap on his back & turned around.
" Now what do we say? " Veggy said in a sing-song voice.
" The, the, thank you? " Mirai said, frightened.
" That's it! " Veggy smiled, then zipped back over to the others, " I'm sorry, now,
what is you want me to do again? "
" Actually, " Bulma said, " We need to you fight against Icebox for us. "
Veggy looked at her, puzzled, " Excuse me, did you just say, "fight"?? "
" Yeah! Come on Veggy, it'll be FUN! " Goku grinned widely.
" Umm, that's nice of you Goku but, uh, "
" What? "
" I don't know how to fight. "
Everyone sweatdropped.
" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WHAT!! " Vegeta screamed.
" That's like making a Goku android that doesn't know how to eat. " Bulma mumbled in
shock.
" Now we'll NEVER save Bura. " Goten sighed.
Bulma thought for a moment, then smiled, " I have an idea! "
Vegeta grumbled, " Not again. "
" Well, Veggy's an android right? So that means he runs on a program, like a computer.
All we have to do is create a different one for him so he'll act more like, well, you know. "
Veggy gulped, " I, already have a backup program like that. "
" Great! Let's use it then! " Bulma said.
" NO! Uhm, no thanks, I'm happy being the way I am. " Veggy said nervously, then backed
up slowly, then peeked his head outside of the doorway & forgot what he was doing, " Gosh, what
a messy room. " he said as he stared at the open door at the end of the hallway that had various
objects sprawled all over the room, " But that's what I'm here for! " he shouted cheerfully,
then zipped into the room & closed the door.
" HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU! " Bulma yelled, running over to the door. She jiggled the
handle," HE LOCKED IT! COME OUT OF THERE!! "
Veggy opened the door to reveal the room totally spotless, " But I was just having fun. "
" Just follow me. " Bulma said, aggrivated as she grabbed Veggy by the wrist & dragged
him towards the lab.
" Ya know, we should introduce him to Chi-Chi, they could have a cleaning party. " Goku
said.
" Goku? "
" Yeah? " Goku said.
" I want you to take care of Vegeta while I go operate on Mr. Clean here, okay? " Bulma
said as Veggy looked up at Goku from the bottom of the stairs & waved.
Goku grinned excitedly, " I CAN! REALLY! " he shouted, " OHBOY OHBOY OHBOY! "
Goten tiptoed from behind Veggy, " PIE! " he said then gasped with joy as a large
apple pie appeared in his hands. Goten looked down at the pie, " WOW! BURA'LL BE SO HAPPY WHEN
I TELL HER--oh yeah, she's not here. " he said sadly, " Now I have to eat this pie all by
myself...oh well! More for me! " he said happily as he grabbed a chunk out of the pie & stuffed
it in his mouth, " Mmm, apfhles! "
" Is he...gone? " Mirai said, his left eyelid fidgeting.
" Uh-huh. Bulma took him to down to the lab for an operation. " Goku said as a smile
crossed Mirai's face.
" WAH-HOO! " Mirai lept up in the air, clicked his heels & headed courageously towards
the door & left.
" Trunks? TRUNKS GET BACK HERE NOW! " Vegeta yelled as Goku continued to stare at Vegeta
a stupid grin on his face. Vegeta looked up at Goku, " Why are you looking at me like that? "
he said curiously.
" Eee. Bulma says I get to take care of you! " Goku snickered, " And don't you worry
little buddy! I'll do a VERY GOOD job! " he smiled as Vegeta heard thunder crash in the backround
, then swallowed hard.
" Uh, Ka, Kakorot, you don't need to do that. " he said, his palms feeling sweaty from
his imagination creating horrible images in his mind. He breathed heavily, then sneered.
" Besides, I can take care of myself. I don't want any disqusting third class baka helping
me in any way, and-- "
" --I know! I'll go make you some soup! " Goku grinned, then raced down the stairs
to the kitchen, leaving Vegeta alone in the bedroom.
" Well, at least he's gone. " Vegeta smirked, then put his hands behind his head &
layed back.
Goku grabbed a bowl out of the cupboard & placed it on the table, then stopped as his
face went blank, for he had just remembered that he didn't know how to make soup, actually, he
didn't know how to make anything.
" That's okay! I'll just improvise! " Goku said, then grabbed a box of noodles off the
shelf, causing a large bag off flour to fall of the countertop & onto the floor, the flour slowly
seeping out.
" Flour? " Goku said, picking up the bag, " Now why would anyone wanna put flowers in
somethin? You might as well put POISON in it. " he shrugged.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he sat up in bed, then gulped...
:::vision:::
:::"AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! " Goku laughed maniacly, pouring large amounts of a liquid from
a bottle with a skull & crossbones on it into a cauldron, " That POISON'll keep that yap of his
shut! Permanently. ":::
Vegeta pulled at his collar nervously as he tried to see past the half-open door to his
room, " Kuh, Kakorot? "
" Hold on little buddy! I'm still looking for somethi--AHA! I FOUND IT! " Goku's voice
echoed from downstairs as Vegeta sighed, then shook his head violently.
" I must be losing my mind! Heh, Kakorot trying to kill me with poison, what
foolishness...but, he sees me as compitition, with me out of the way he could easily become the
most powerful saiyajin on the planet..oh Kakorot's to stupid to do something like that! " Vegeta
shook the idea out of his mind.
Goku shook the bottle of red hot sauce in his left hand and the bottle of green hot
sauce in his right, then smiled, ripped off the tops to both of them with his teeth, & poured
the liquids into the bowl, causing a large puff of red smoke to emit from the kitchen, traveling
up the stairway & past Vegeta's room.
Vegeta's face went stark white as the puff of red smoke floated past...
:::"Heh-heh, that little bakaouji'll finally get what's comin to him." Goku snickered
evilly as he dumped a bottle of acid & rubbing alcohol into the black cauldron, " Nobody'll
ever find the body. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ":::
Vegeta felt his body shake, then mentally slapped himself, " WHAT AM I! MAD! That could
never happen! "
Goku squeezed the bottle of ketchup as hard as he could, causing a loud, squeeshy sound
as the red goop plopped into the bowl. He peeked into the bowl, then raised an eyebrow, confused,
" Now that doesn't look right. "
::: Goku laughed villaniously as he tossed the downstairs toilet into the now
humongous cauldron, " Oops, I forgot to flush, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ":::
Vegeta cringed, then pulled the covers over his head, " THAT BAKAYARO! If I could move
enough to get out of this bed I'd blast him to the next dimension. "
" Oh Ve-ge-ta! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he walked up the steps carrying the
bowl of 'soup', " I've got a surprise for you! " he said as he stood in the doorway to Vegeta's
room. Vegeta formed a small ball of ki, then stuck it out from underneath the covers & threw it
at Goku, missing him by several feet and sending a large hole through the wall. Goku looked at
the hole, shrugged, then walked over to the short prince.
" Hey Vegeta, don't ya want any of the soup I made?" he asked as Vegeta lifted the covers
off of himself slowly, " It's really yummy! "
Vegeta stared at the bowl of soup in Goku's hands, which was sending half-liquid
half-gooey bubbles floating into the air above it.
" No Kakorot, I don't want to die--err, eat any of that...soup. " Vegeta said, disqusted.
" Aww, come on! " Goku whined as he put some of the soup on a spoon, " Here comes the
airplane! " he said in a parental voice as he tried to put the spoon in Vegeta's mouth.
" YOU BAKA! I AM NOT A CHILD! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OU--MMPH! " Goku took this moment to
shove the front half of the spoon in Vegeta's mouth, then pulled the empty spoon out & grinned.
" See, that wasn't so hard. " Goku patted Vegeta on the head, who grabbed his throat
with his hands, then stopped & swallowed the liquid.
" For something made by a third class baka, that wasn't so bad. " Vegeta said, amazed,
" I think I may have found a use for you Kakorot. "
" Not to bad for uncooked noodles, hot sauce, & ketchup huh! " Goku put his hand behind
his head & chuckled.
Vegeta's pupils shrunk," ...what?! " he spat out as much of the concoction as he could,
" BLAH ECH! KAKOROT! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! "
" Hahaha! " Goku laughed, " Not if I _kill you first_ Haha! " he joked, then ran out of
the room, Vegeta feeling his face pale again.
" I really need to stop watching those blasted horror films... "
" Lalalalalalala! " Veggy sang to himself as he continued to dust the laborotory while
Bulma busily typed up something on her PC.
" Umm, do you mind not singing? " Bulma said, rubbing her now sore ears.
" But it's fun! " Veggy smiled, " Lalalalalalala-- "
" SHUT UP! " Bulma screamed, pounding her fist down on the desktop.
Bulma felt a tap on her back, then aggrivatedly whipped around, " WOULD YOU LET ME GET
THIS WORK DONE--oh! " she gasped as Veggy held out a bouquet of flowers, " That's very nice of
you, " she said, touched, " but start singing again and I'll rip your batteries out. "
" But Bulma, I don't run on batteries-- "
" --you know what I mean. "
" I...do? "
" Veggy, can you sit down on that table over there, I'm going to try & access that backup
program you were talking about. By the way, do you know anything else about it? "
" Well, it's actually something I should use in an emergancy situation. I'd actually
be acting just like who I am supposed to be. " Veggy said.
" Great, let's do it! "
" --but, if you change my program, it'll be like a completely different android. And
I doubt he would be willing to help you clean the dust off this counter. " Veggy said as he
touched his finger to the table, a large ball of dirt now on his hand.
Bulma hooked Veggy up to a machine and began to hit various buttons.
" What are you doing? " Veggy asked.
" I'm making a copy of that other program of yours. I can't get it to work if I can't
translate it so it's readable first. " Bulma said, then clicked her mouse, " You can go now,
I'll call you back when I figure it out. "
" Oh-kay! " Veggy said happily, then ran out of the lab, " I have some errends to run! "
Mirai yawned, then opened the door to his room and smiled at the masses of clothes,
cds, and other foreign objects that layed sprawled about, " Well, at least he wasn't here, yet. "
Mirai said, then set his sword down on his bed and left the room, made his way to the kitchen,
grabbed a Pepsi and headed back up.
" Maybe I can finally get some peace around here-EEK! " he screamed at the top of his
lungs as he leaned against the door to his room, which was now sparkling clean. Mirai flinched,
then noticed his sword was no longer on his bed, nor anywhere else in the room.
" Looking for something? " a cheery voice said from behind Mirai, who turned around to
see Veggy smiling at him.
" YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SWORD! " Mirai yelled.
" It's too dangerous for you to run around with that thing on your back, you could get
hurt. " Veggy said, then held out a pan of cupcakes, " Pastry? "
" NO! You probably put some kind of android mind-control device in there so you can
use me to take over the world! "
Veggy raised an eyebrow, " Now WHY would I want to do that? "
" BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANDROID! "
" Poor Mirai, you have some "issues" don't you? " Veggy said, patting Mirai on the back,
" I know! I'll get you some cocoa, it'll calm you down. " he said, then handed Mirai the sheet
of cupcakes walked back to the kitchen.
" Food for me! " a small voice said from below as Mirai looked down to see Goten.
" I'm not sure you want them, Veggy made them and they might be contaminated, or tainted,
or wor-- " he blinked twice, noticing all the cupcakes were now gone.
" Mmph mmphy! " Goten said, his cheeks full of icing and cake.
" Uh, right. " Mirai said uneasily, then dropped the sheet as Goten let out a large
belch, then skipped down the hall to Bura's room & closed the door behind him.
" By the way, " Goten said as he poked his head out of the door, " You might wanna do
something about your pants. "
" What about my--WUAGH! " Mirai gasped to see the strawberry icing smeared all over his
pants, " Oh great! " he said sarcastically, then went into his now clean room and opened his
pants drawer, then sweatdropped when he noticed there was nothing in the drawer. Mirai went
through every drawer in his room, astonished to find they were all empty.
" OHHHHH!!! " he groaned, then felt a tap on his back.
" What happened to you? Try to eat with your feet? " Veggy said, confused as he noticed
the large globs on icing on Mirai's pants.
" Alright, where are they? "
" Where are what? "
" My pants--my clothes, ALL MY CLOTHES! WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM! " Mirai said, panicy.
" I was going to wash them, you shouldn't leave them on the floor like that, they get
dirty from all the dustmites and pollen in your room. "
" ALL my clothes! " Mirai's jaw hung open.
" Don't worry! " Veggy said, then opened the closet, " I bought you a pair of khakis
just in case. " he said, smiling.
" There is NO way I'm wearing khakis. " Mirai said sternly.
" Oh, silly Mirai, there's nothing wrong with khakis. I wear them all the time & look
how I turned out! "
Mirai groaned, defeated, " That's what I'm afraid of. "
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8:16 PM 4/5/01
Hmm, this part was shorter than usual, but
I think you'll like it better than part one.
I'd also like to thank everyone who reviewed part 1.
I enjoy the comments. If anyone has any suggestions, I'll be glad to read 'um.
-Chuquita