All Screwed Up

by Elwen Orcbane

This is an Elvis parody i wrote about the computer and how frustratingly slow it is. Someone warned me that i had forgotten to change a verse in the first time i uploaded it so i changed the verse and re uploaded it. i thought it was funny, so r/r and tel

ALL SCREWED UP

A well a-bless my soul
What'sa wrong with me?
This computer's so slow, its plain to see
Its absolutely certain its got a bug

I give up!
It's all screwed up
Mm mm mm, mm, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, the internet's shaky and my hard drive's weak
It can't seem to stand on its own two feet
When it comes to this computer, I'm outta luck

I give up!
It's all screwed up
Mm mm mm, mm, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, please don't ask me what'sa on my mind
This is really mixed up, the 'ROM's startin to whine
When I'm near this thing, my patience starts to test
The stress from this thing is gonna be my death!
Well it wouldn't boot up, how mad I got
My temper's like a volcano when it's hot
I'm sad to say that this thing has blown up

I give up!
It's all screwed up

Mm mm mm, mm, yeah, yeah, yeah
My tongue gets tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to smash this thing into pieces so fine!
It wouldnt boot up, how mad I got
My temper's like a volcano that's hot
I'm sad to say this thing's blown up

I give up!
It's all screwed up

Mm mm mm, mm, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mm mm mm, mm, yeah, yeah
Its all screwed up!