Be prepared for EXTREME silliness...
Interruption
by Danii
Summary: You wouldn't believe me if I told you...
Disclaimer: I own no one. NO ONE!
Distribution: You want? You take. Just tell me
where the heck it is...
NOTE: Crossover...with what? You'll see...
And now:
Days later, Buffy and Xander would report that it was
just a normal night of slaying. No one had read any
prophecies that concerned the night, and no one had
heard any word about any kind of attack occuring. It
was, in fact, the reason why Buffy had decided to do
that night what she had decided to do.
"Xander," she started as walked between the graves in
the Greenwood Cemetery, "I've been thinking..."
"That's fair dangerous, ma'am..." Xander joked
immediately, wondering just what she could be talking
about. Of course, in the back of his mind, he was
thinking that she was just about to proclaim her never
ending love for him, but his sense told him that she
was just fishing for boyfriend advice like always.
"Well, I keep on having these horrible relationships,
and I got to thinking that of all the guys I've known
since, like, forever, there's only been one who's
never left me a-"
"Giles?" Xander asked, getting a horrible sinking
sensation in his stomach. She couldn't be...she
wouldn't...HE wouldn't, would he? Buffy couldn't be
asking him to help her get with her WATCHER! It would
solidify his theory that she'd go with anybody with a
soul but him.
"Ick!" Buffy cried, obviously on the same mental page
and not liking the picture, "No. I was talking about
you, Xander..."
"Oh yeah..."
"Anyway," she continued, "I was thinking that, you
know, since Anya left you-"
"Thanks for bringing it up..." Xander muttered.
"Sorry..." she said, "But anyway, I was wondering if
you still-"
But she was interrupted suddenly by something so
unbelievable, so incredible, so fantastically
impossible that Sunnydale had never seen it's like,
nor would it ever see anything even close to it again.
A pie flew straight at the Slayer's face, and hit her
square in the nose, covering her with white cream.
"What the-"
Next, strange Western music with a sort of Broadway
sound to it began to play in the area, though there
was no speakers or anything around. Then, at that
point, they saw...
It was the most gigantic fist fight either of them had
ever witnessed. At least five hundred people were
kicking and punching the living daylights out of each
other, busting straight through the cemetery gates
towards the couple.
But what was oddest of all were the fighters
themselves. What a motley crew they were! People
dressed up as cowboys, frontiersmen, Klu Klux Klan
members (who had some sort of smily face on their
backs), bikini-wearing models, Mexicans in ponchos
(they were amazed to see the Mexicans...living in
southern California like they do...), Nazis (though
they weren't fighting so much as having an old German
sing-along with a pretty blonde lady in a suit), and a
large group of rather prissy-fighting men in top hats
and dancing gear.
They raged and they kept on moving through the
cemetery like an overgrown bar-room brawl while Buffy
and Xander just stood and watched in mute confusion.
Then they saw yet another sight: that of a taxi
driving past the cemetery being chased by a man on a
golden-haired horse. The man, who was wearing cowboy
gear as well, was hard to see in the darkness, but the
large sheriff's badge reflected in the glow of the
street lights.
Yet, not one to back down, Buffy tried to continue.
"Xander, I-"
"Look out!" the object of her speech cried, grabbing
her and dropping to the floor just as two cowboys went
sailing right over them. Almost immediately, Buffy
dug herself out from under Xander and turned to face
him.
"Xander, I-"
"You brute!" wimpered one of the dancers, beating on
the chest of a cowboy, "You horrible, horrible brute!"
"Xander, I-"
"Vater Deutschland! Unser Haus, bis jetzt!" sang one
of the Nazis loudly as they began to pass by.
And then, Buffy had had enough. She got to her feet.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!"
Immediately, the fight stopped (many times in
mid-swing) and all eyes turned to the petite blonde.
Then someone coughed.
"SHUT UP!"
Five hundred wide eyes looked at her as they nodded.
"Xander," she said far more gently, "Get up."
Xander, having heard her earlier and knowing she was
at her limit for the night, quickly complied.
"Xander, I-" she started. Then she grabbed him and
pulled him to her roughly. "Oh screw it..."
And then she kissed him as hard and as well as she
could.
The two seperated as Xander's knees gave out for a
moment, his face happily dazed.
"Xander, I love you..." she said finally with a grin.
"You get him, honey!" cried a heavily-accented female
voice from the Germans.
Then Buffy realized that everyone was staring.
"You can continue..."
And immediately, the circus started again. Kicking,
biting, and punching like a gigantic whirlwind. They
were moving again, and after a few minutes, they were
gone.
"Humfph..." Buffy said as she guided the still-dazed
Xander back home, "What a buncha nuts. Glad they're
gone. No more interruptions..."
"Cool..." replied Xander with a grin.
And up above them, a man and a half-dog in a Winnabego
spaceship wondered if that little spot in the southern
area of that landmass would be a good place to land.
The End
Don't ask what recreational substances I was using
during this...unfortunately, I had none...
BTW, crossover was with "Blazing Saddles" and "Space
Balls"
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Danii
Proud Keeper of Wolf's Tail::Proud Keeper of Darien's Hammer
Proud Zeppette/Knightie/Wolfaholic/Evil Dead Fan
http://members.theglobe.com/debrabant/stuff
"Dreams are portable - I carry mine with me." -FK "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun..." -ED "The truth may be out there, but the lies are in your head..."-TP "A bitca?"-BTVS
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