I wasn't at Smackdown. I just plain didn't go. I don't know why not. But I sure as hell watched it. "Well, she IS back. Thank god." I said to nobody. Then I saw the WWF Championship once again out of reach. I guess the first step would be to get idea out there...
Raw! I stepped into Vince's office. "Oh well look whos here. You got a match against Blackman. I want you to put him over." "Oh hell no." "Well I'll tell someone ot make interfere then." I flipped him off and went to my locker room. I was watching the monitor. Blackman was going to the ring. "Fuck!" I ran to the curtain. I didn't bother getting my attire on. My music hit and I ran down the ramp to a huge pop. I slid into the ring and instantly began getting to work. I kicked Steve intot he corner and then gave him a foot choke. After a while of some serious ass kicking, Crash Holly's music hit. Next thing I know, the ref isn't looking and theirs a scale being swung at me. WHAM! I instantly fall, bleeding. Then I lost conciousness.
I woke up in Mark's locker room. "Damien you can't do this every week." I laughed. "You don't have to worry about me." My vision was blurred but it looked like someone else was there. "Glen?" "Try again." It was Jeff. Some things I guess I'll never understand.
After they got me sitting up, Destiny walked in. Jeff walked to her and put his arms around her waist and kissed her. "Oh look at the two lovebirds, where is my camera Mark?" He laughed and Destiny rolled her eyes. Then Molly burst into the room and instantly began asking if was ok and im sorry he did that. "Woah woah Molly chill out." Then it hit me. Suddenly something just made sense.
I watched the monitor. Angle came out with a mic. "Well isn't it sweet. Here we have Damien, Molly Holly, Raven, Destiny, Jeff Hardy and Crash Holly, and I'm sure there's more that go with Destiny." He got booed. "Oh it's true, it's true. And before you interfered me, all these people in this sickening love pretzel. On one side we have a Romeo and Juliet scenario, and in the other, a slut that needs to rely on cheating to accomplish anything. She really lacks the 3 I's. Intensity. Integrity. And the one she lacks most, Intelligence. Oh it's true, alright, it's very true." The crowd was on their feet with chants of Angle sucks. I realized right then, I respected this man. He can make a crowd hate his ass without having to work very hard for it. And he didn't mind beeing a heel. Just then, Kane's music hit and Kane walked out with Crash Holly over his shoulder. I was right, Glen was getting revenge for me. Kane raised Crash over his head and threw him off the ramp. Crash plummeted through a table. He was out for the count. Angle couldn't believe it. "Well it appears Damien can't get revenge on his own." Kane ran to the ring. Just as he got in it, Big Show ran down. Kane tried to fight back but they really laid him out. Then I grabbed a bat and went to the curtain. My music hit and I walked to the ramp. I had a mic. "Angle if you want to see some fucking intensity, how bout I smash this bat on your face." The crowd erupted. As Angle and Show were watching me, Kane got a table in the ring. He then grabbed the ring bell. He swung it back and hit Big Show. That was all the time needed. I ran to the ring. I noticed several people following. On both sides. A huge ring brawl ensued and I cracked the bat on Raven's face. Then I got in the ring and instantly joined the brawl. After the wrestlers left the ring, all that was left was me. Or so I thought. Next thing I know, I'm Olympic Slammed through the table. Yea I know, perfect ending to a perfect night. Yea. Right.
Raw! I stepped into Vince's office. "Oh well look whos here. You got a match against Blackman. I want you to put him over." "Oh hell no." "Well I'll tell someone ot make interfere then." I flipped him off and went to my locker room. I was watching the monitor. Blackman was going to the ring. "Fuck!" I ran to the curtain. I didn't bother getting my attire on. My music hit and I ran down the ramp to a huge pop. I slid into the ring and instantly began getting to work. I kicked Steve intot he corner and then gave him a foot choke. After a while of some serious ass kicking, Crash Holly's music hit. Next thing I know, the ref isn't looking and theirs a scale being swung at me. WHAM! I instantly fall, bleeding. Then I lost conciousness.
I woke up in Mark's locker room. "Damien you can't do this every week." I laughed. "You don't have to worry about me." My vision was blurred but it looked like someone else was there. "Glen?" "Try again." It was Jeff. Some things I guess I'll never understand.
After they got me sitting up, Destiny walked in. Jeff walked to her and put his arms around her waist and kissed her. "Oh look at the two lovebirds, where is my camera Mark?" He laughed and Destiny rolled her eyes. Then Molly burst into the room and instantly began asking if was ok and im sorry he did that. "Woah woah Molly chill out." Then it hit me. Suddenly something just made sense.
I watched the monitor. Angle came out with a mic. "Well isn't it sweet. Here we have Damien, Molly Holly, Raven, Destiny, Jeff Hardy and Crash Holly, and I'm sure there's more that go with Destiny." He got booed. "Oh it's true, it's true. And before you interfered me, all these people in this sickening love pretzel. On one side we have a Romeo and Juliet scenario, and in the other, a slut that needs to rely on cheating to accomplish anything. She really lacks the 3 I's. Intensity. Integrity. And the one she lacks most, Intelligence. Oh it's true, alright, it's very true." The crowd was on their feet with chants of Angle sucks. I realized right then, I respected this man. He can make a crowd hate his ass without having to work very hard for it. And he didn't mind beeing a heel. Just then, Kane's music hit and Kane walked out with Crash Holly over his shoulder. I was right, Glen was getting revenge for me. Kane raised Crash over his head and threw him off the ramp. Crash plummeted through a table. He was out for the count. Angle couldn't believe it. "Well it appears Damien can't get revenge on his own." Kane ran to the ring. Just as he got in it, Big Show ran down. Kane tried to fight back but they really laid him out. Then I grabbed a bat and went to the curtain. My music hit and I walked to the ramp. I had a mic. "Angle if you want to see some fucking intensity, how bout I smash this bat on your face." The crowd erupted. As Angle and Show were watching me, Kane got a table in the ring. He then grabbed the ring bell. He swung it back and hit Big Show. That was all the time needed. I ran to the ring. I noticed several people following. On both sides. A huge ring brawl ensued and I cracked the bat on Raven's face. Then I got in the ring and instantly joined the brawl. After the wrestlers left the ring, all that was left was me. Or so I thought. Next thing I know, I'm Olympic Slammed through the table. Yea I know, perfect ending to a perfect night. Yea. Right.