A.N.: Okay...is horror supposed to be horrific? It's supposed to be...is it? Duh duh! Find out in the exclusive new horrific story.

Disclaimer: I disclaim my story. I like to dis, dis, dis myself!

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"Die!"said the unblinking red-green eyes. The eyes used to be pure, evil, patronizing green...Voldemort. By blood of evil, the eyes got a tinge of red, red of evil.......Naw, they took a picture with a screwy camera.

"No!" said Herm brightly. "Uh, well, I, you see..." Blushing, Hermione finished her sentence: "gotta go potty."

"No," said the harsh voice, "No, unless you let me pet your CAT!" MEOW!

"Clomp, clomp, fizz, fizz, ahhh....what a relief it is!" came a voice as a squirt sound came from the hall.

"Meow!" said the...CAT The cat curled up in...Voldemort's arms.

"Kitty!" exclaimed Voldemort. "You're a real, live KITTEN-CAT!

"So," said Herm, "When're ya gonna kill me?" She clapped her hands as she spoke, as though this was an every day event, thought it was the killing that would lead to "Avada Kedavra" unto Harry Potter, and then the capture of England.

"CAT!" said Voldemort, deaf to Herm.

"Forget it!" said Hermione, leaving.

"Come," said the unforgiving blah blah blah...eyes.

"Tooth-Flossing Stringments are the best!" sang Voldemort as Herm came. Herm left.

"Now's the shady part," called Voldemort. Heavenly voices from Heaven said, "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!" God came down and, robes and everything, sang and danced to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................the Star Spangeled Banner. Left eye closed, squinting, right eye wide open, head cocked to the left, mouth gaping open, said, "Eh!"

"Hey," yelled voldemort, "That's my line!"

Fawkes came in and said, "Ah...the line..."

"Is mine!" cried Ginny happily.

"Ah yes...the line. Eh...Now here is something for everybody to say, 'Eh' to," announced the announcer. "THE COCO BEAN IS ALMOST OUT!"

"This has something to do with Potter!"yelled............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Dumbledore.

Everybody ate chocolate frogs because they were a rarity.

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A.N.2.: The End. Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Now I tell you one thing: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!