Zell's Band
Part 2
"Umm… Polka?" Seifer asked innocently.
"Yeah, more like str…OWW!" Raijin shouted as Seifer delivered a quick blow to the back of the head. "It's more like…snap." He managed a weak grin.
"Don't lie, you guys. I know what you're up to." Zell said, as threateningly as he could, which wasn't much.
"Honestly, man. Snap." Irvine repeated, having managed to stop laughing.
"Take it from your commander, Chick…I mean, Zell, We only 'sneak' out to play snap." Squall said, stifling a snort.
"Yoo! I can't believe you guys! FINE! I bet Annabelle will be in my band!" Zell screamed.
"Zell…Annabelle's a plush COW! SHE'S NOT REAL!" Seifer hooted.
"Is too! She can talk! Moo! Moo!" Zell shrieked, brandishing a small, orange plush cow. "Listen!" he pressed the cow's nose, emitting a squeak. "See?"
"Listen, Chicken-Wuss, that's a damn toy, and you're mentally unstable. And gay." Seifer said boredly.
"Yoo! THEIFER! Umm, I mean, YOO! SEIFER! I am not gay! I just act that way to get the chicks!" Zell screeched in rage. "BATHTARD! I'm telling QUITHTITH! Umm, QUISTIS!"
Irvine cocked an eyebrow and looked at Squall, who just shook his head, as if to say, Don't ask.
Suddenly, there was a shriek of triumph and a group of girls came running onto the quad.
"We rock!" the leader of the group cried, bouncing along.
"Selphie???'" Irvine said in disbelief.
"Woohoo! We got a band! We're gonna WIN!" Selphie yelled, deafening everyone in her vicinity.
"BAND. ME, SELPHIE, QUISTIS, RINOA." Fujin stated proudly.
"Way to go, Fu, ya know?!" Raijin said happily.
"Woohoo! Bags I lead vocals and guitar!" Selphie screamed again.
"Well, as long as I play Bass, then that's OK," said Rinoa.
"ME, DRUMS." confirmed Fujin.
"Well, I guess that leaves me with keyboard." Quistis said.
"Hey, ladies," said Irvine. "I claim number one spot as groupie!"
"PERVERT!" Fujin yelled, kicking Irvine square in the shin.
"Well, then," said Squall challengingly, "If you girls can do it, we sure as hell can."
"Yeah! I'm playin' guitar, anyone disagrees, their necks meet my Hyperion." Seifer said menacingly.
"Yoo! Thanks, you guys! Bags I TAP DANCING!" Zell yelled happily. The other boys looked at him questioningly. "Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm singing, too!"
"…Whatever." said Squall. "I guess I'll play Bass."
"No way, man! That's MY job! No fair!" Irvine yelled. "You can play drums!"
"No way, man! That's MY job!" Raijin repeated, adding a 'ya know?' at the end. "Squall can play SAX!"
"No." Squall said. "I am not Mikio Endo. I'm playing…guitar. Seifer's lead guitar, I can be the other guy."
"Yoo! Thorry…uh, I mean, sorry, Annabelle. You can't be in!" Zell said, excited and sad at the same time. "Moo! That's all right, Zell! I'll go back to my grass! Moo!" Zell said shrilly, pretending to be Annabelle.
"I think it's Zell on grass myself…" muttered Irvine to Seifer. Seifer nodded, adding, "I wouldn't be surprised…"
"Right, then!" Rinoa said excitedly. "Guys against girls! This is gonna be soooooo much FUN!"
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Who will win the contest? Is Zell on dope? Will anyone's ears recover in time for the show? Just how thin are Zell's legs? Find out all this, and more, in the next 'exciting' installment of Zell's Band!
**A.N: In disc two, where you have to put on a show, I always make Zell tap-dance, because it's funny. Annabelle is based on this plush cow my baby sister has. Zell lisps sometimes because stereotypical gay people on TV do. That's all. (N.B: I have nothing against gay people at all! Some of my best friends are gay! So don't scream at me for that!) Okies, please review? ^_^**