THE PARADE
Disclaimer; I dont own gundam wing or Relena (thank goodness) so dont sue me cuz I got no money to pay u.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! The scream can be heard way across town. * sound of a door slamming, then the sound of running footsteps * "OH fuck that damn bitch!!!" yelled Heero, panting, sweat covering his face. "Relena is chasing you again???" asked the deathscyth pilot, snorting with laughter. "shuddu hell up, at least she doesnt chase YOU!!!" in fact, no girl chases YOU, your too good for them anyway thought Heero secretly. "Hey, what do you mean by that, I got plenty of girls chasing me you kno¡K." Before Duo could finish, they heard an annoying, high pitched voice. "HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO, CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD KKKKKKIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL MMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (listen Relena fans, I dont hate her, I just wrote it so it fits in the humor section, got it!) "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" * the door opened with a loud BANG, and at the door stands a girl covered in sweat, wearing a pair of sandals, a soft pink, very tight tube top, and a pair of hot pink mini skirt. * "Heero, here you are, Ive been looking for you all day long, why have you been running away?? Is it because you cant stand these clothes?? Well don worry Hee-chan, I will take them off right away¡K" said Relena, starting to pull off her skirt. *GULP * "Relena, stop that, I did rather having you with clothes on¡K" stuttered Heero, a picture of a naked Relena forming in his head, at that moment, he wanted to gag, BAD. "Whatever you say Hee-chan." Nodded Relena, moving closer to her beloved Heero. Finally, the silent Duo (yesss, for that while he was, hard to imagine huh??) jumped on to Relena, tackled her to the floor, and pulled a rope out of no where, and tied her up, TIGHTLY. Letting the ropes sank their "teeth" into the girls soft skin. "Fuck you girl, think you can move on to MY Hee-chan??? Think again, and by the way, NO ONE CALLS HIM HEE-CHAN CEPT FOR ME!!!!" Yelled an outrages Duo, pulling the rope tighter and tighter as he said each word. * Heero is on the floor, rolling with laughter at Relenas salt white face and at his kois determined and angry face.
After the two boys locked Relena in a broom closet with plenty of mice and insects to accompany her, they discussed what they should do to her. "so, what do you think would be the worst torture for that bitch??" asked Duo, as he kissed Heeros lips gently . "Well one thing is for sure, neither of us wanted to touch HER anymore." confirmed Heero, kissing back. "You could read minds Hee-chan, you know what we should do, we should give her to a onna hater." As their eyes met each others, they said in unison, "Chang Wufei."
"You want me to do WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came the surprise cry of Wufei. "We said that you are the best person to deal with Relena." Repeated Duo patiently (for once). "Why cant you do that, she doesnt come bothering ME you know¡K" replied Wufei. "Well see, neither of us wanted to touch her any longer (actually we never did), and besides, you could do whatever you want with her." Explained Heero. "OH, SO YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR DIRTY WOR¡K¡K¡K.hey, did you say ANYTHING????" "Yep!" "You mean I could tie her hair to a horse and drag her around town than flung her into the sea, its okay???" said Wufei, not believing his ears. "Yeah, sure, you could do that!" said Duo, his eyes glistened, smiling at the thought of THAT. "DEAL!" "YYYYYEEEEAHHHHHHHH WU-MAN!!!!" "DONT CAAAAALLLL ME THATTTT YOU BAKA!!!!!" * whipps out a sword out of no where and chases Duo * "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Duo, running for dear life. As for Heero, he was laughing his head off, yeah, again.
"Okay Relena, do as I say, first you will¡K¡K¡K"
Sorry people, Im too tired to write alright, its 12:00 and I gotta sleep, please R&R, the fun part starts on the next few chapters, I PROMISE. OH, and please if you want, send in some ideas on how I should torture Relena, I will use them all, if I can, THX!!!!!!!