Disclaimer: I dont own Gundam Wing and no one will, so if you want to sue someone, it wont be me.
"Okay you onna, lets see what you can do." Smirked Wufei, looking at the frightened girl. "Mmmph¡Kmmph¡K." Mumbled Relena with her mouth glued (yep, GLUED) shut. "Shut up, Im in charge of you and dont interrupt me." Said Wufei, giving her the "glare". "since youre so noisy, I suppose you would like noisy crowds, now, what should I do with you???? Should I tie you around a train track and let you die???? Nah, with you dead, there wont be any fun. How about mummifying you??? No good, you will still be dead. Hn, now I wish that baka is here, hes always full of ideas."
While Wufei is "talking to himself", Duo and Heero is having a er¡K "talk" with Trowa and Quatra. "You really gave Relena to Wufei???" asked the good hearted Quatra, too sincerely. "Yep, you know, I really wonder what hes gonna do to her???? It better be something public, or else that good for nothing woman hater * at Wufeis house, "AACHOO!!!, SOMEONE IS TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!!!" * * Sweatdrop from everyone (heehee, they got super hearings, actually, Wufeis house is right next to theirs) * "er.. anyways, as I was saying, that women hater is probably out of ideas, so I think it would be good to give him some¡K.." "I dont think he will accept ideas from you, Maxwell, even if he wanted them, his just too proud." Pointed out Trowa. "SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!" "Hn, people from america can hear you Duo-chan¡K" said you-know-who¡K "who is it???" *from everyone * *HEERO OF COURSE!!!! SHEESH!!!!! * "Yeah?? COOL!! HEY AMERICA, HOWS GOIN OLD BUDDY" yelled Duo, patting an imaginary shoulder, grinning his head off. *MAJOR sweatdrop *
*Sound of wind blowing, then the sound of footsteps * "Whats this, the Valentines Day parade is looking for someone to fill up the empty space¡K Hmmm¡K" said Wufei, laughing to himself as he walked back to his house. "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO????" screamed Relena. "I SAID STRIP, NOOOOW, DONT TELL ME YOURE DEAF AS WELL AS DUMB!!!!!" screamed Wufei back. "I WILL STRIP TO NO ONE BUT HEERO!!!!!!!!" said Relena. At the mention of Heero, she became all dreamy eyed again -. "If you wont do it, I will. And by the way you damn bitch, Heero doesnt like you, so face the facts, cuz thats the only thing this worlds got!!!!!" yelled Wufei, grabbing his sword and with three slices, all Relenas clothes came off (which isnt very much by the way). "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER SEE ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN!!!!!!" screamed Relena in horror. Well Relena, you will see A LOT of people tomorrow, A LOT!!!!! AND, they will definitely enjoy the show youre gonna give them. Thought Wufei, laughing, out loud. "Whats so funny, you¡Kyou woman raper!!!!!" "Stop asking questions Sissy, or I will slice more than your clothes in half, and I dont think Heero want to look at THAT." At the thought of THAT, Relena shut up.
He roughly tied the rope around the bare skin to the wooden stick, seeing the girls in no physical pain, he pulled harder, and harder, and harder, until he heard the pain yell of a girl. Smiling to himself, he pulled even harder, he watched with satisfaction as the rope dug into her skin, inch by inch, until finally, it broke the armor of her skin and greedily sank their teeth into the flesh. By then, shes screaming, and kicking and yelling. Hn, yelling woNt help you this time onna.
sounds of music playing, childrens excited cries, and er¡K sounds of couples smooching * Then suddenly, screams and yells can be heard, then it turned to laughter, LOTS OF LAUGHTER. As the views became clearer, the pilots (yeah, theyre at the Valentines Day parade, *hint * * hint *) saw a NAKED Relena tied TIGHTLY to a painted pink wooden stick, screaming. "Whoa, Wufeis outdone himself THIS time!!!!" cried Duo to Heero. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA" was Heeros only reply.
"First mission accomplished, second mission accepted." Said Wufei, grinning mischievously, planning his next move.
YY MM CC AA!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two down and * sigh * more to go, like I said before, please send in more ideas, last time I didnt receive a thing about ideas, I donnt need them now, but I will need them soon¡K