Fun with directing

Authors note: ^^' to the person who gave me the good review, thank's, and that goes for
anyone who reviews. I can't get in Quintin cause I haven't seen any of his stuff x_x'' sorry
Anyways, I hope this one is a little funnier with raver reviews. I'm gonna get in some anime
and maybe some little multicolored creatures who live inside balls that can fit in your
pocket... o-o If that is what you believe. ^^' enjoy


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"Ghaleon Dies...?" by Orson Welles of Citizen Kane

Ghaleon: (Stumbles around, and falls to the ground.) Rose... Bud....
Alex Kyle Jessica and Mia: (do their little victory dance)
Nash: Hey wait a minute! He's not dead!
Ghaleon: Yeah I am!
Alex: See? He is dead. He even said so!
Nash: DEAD PEOPLE CANT TALK!
Alex: Ghaleon... You're dead right?
Ghaleon: (nods)
Alex: Can you talk?
Ghaleon: yep.
Alex: Problem solved...
Nash: (sweat drops) Well if you're dead then shouldn't you be in hell?
Ghaleon:... That's just a myth.
Alex:Okay, now it's time for me to save the day.
Mia: Good luck Alex!
Alex: (smiles) Thanks!
Kyle: (hands ghaleon 100 silver)
Kyle Jess and Mia: (back out slowly)
Nash: (blinks) ... What does Rosebud mean anyways?
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"Lunar: SSSC" By: Irvin Kershner of Empire Strikes Back

Alex: I have to go to the Dragon cave!
Ramus: (In a yoda costume) Use the force Lu--Alex
Alex: The force?
Ramus: no.. Forks. Pass the forks! (looks down at his food)
Alex: (passes forks)
Ramus: (Chows)

Alex Ramus and Luna: (head to the dragon cave)
Quark: Use the force Alex.(slurred)
Alex: What?
Quark: Come to the dark side.(slurred)
Nall: Quark.. have you been in the booze again?
Quark: I'm not as drunk you think I am! (slurred)

A bunch of other random stuff: (happens)

Alex: I have to save Leigh-- I mean Luna!
Nash: Use the force Mia!
Mia: (Randomly blows up the grindery)
Kyle: Wow it was a stand still!

Ghaleon: Alex I am your father!
Alex: No!
Ghaleon: Yes!
Alex: No!
Ghaleon: Yes!
Alex: No!
Ghaleon: Yes!
Alex: Okay, rock paper scisors!
Ghaleon and Alex: Rock paper Scisors SHOOT!
Alex: (Rock)
Ghaleon: (Scisors)
Alex: I WIN!
Ghaleon: Damn you! (cuts off his hand)
Alex: Bastard.
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"The Wacky Woods" by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez of The Blair Witch Project

Luna: (stares straight into the camera) I'm so scared... I would like to say sorry to...
Jebus.. and.. and.. our parents... and.. Alex and Ramus... And the directors for
acting so horribly... Please Jeubus save me.. I'd also like to thank the academy...
Alex and Ramus: (runs up behind her)
Alex:Wait! WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA?!
All: (look at eachother) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Run off)
Camera: (Shakes dramatically, then falls randomly.)
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"Capture of Quark" by That guy who does Pokemon?

Ghaleon: WOW IT'S A WHITE DRAGON! I'M GONNA CATCH IT!
Alex:... No you're not!
Ghaleon: Yeah I am!
Alex: No!
Ghaleon: YES! (Throws thinga magig)
Drunken Quark: OW! (caught)
Ghaleon: Ha! Now I'll take over the world, by cloning all the dragons!
Alex: No! You can't do this! I wont let you!
Luna: (Randomly sings)
Lugia: (pops up, singing similarly) ~Hey, this isn't the right set!~
Luna: Whoops...
Alex: uhh.. What Do I do? GO NALLCHU!

Nall: (from back stage) I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Luna: Come on! I'm sure you look cute!
Nall: (Flaps out, wearing pikachu ears and little red paint on his cheeks)

Alex: HA! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I WON'T LET YOU!
Ghaleon: You can't beat me! I'll release hundreds of black colored balls and capture
everything(does so)
Alex: YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I wont let you! GO NALLCHU!
Luna: (Continues singing)
Lugia: ~I'm already here!~
Nall: (swats away the black colored balls)
Alex: YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I WON'T LET YOU!
Nall: I wish I had a bazooka right now...
Entei: (pops up randomly) (says in a deep sounding voice) If that is what you wish.
Nall: Really?
Entei: Really.
Nall: Really?
Entei: Really.
Nall: Really
Entei: REALLY!
Nall: (cries) YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!
Unown: (Randomly pop in giving Nall a bazooka)

Alex: YOU CAN'T DO THIS I WON'T LET YOU!
Luna: (still singing)
Ghaleon:... (sweat drops, catches Luna, and walks away.)
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"Back on the boat" by James Cameron of Titanic

Camera: (showing Alex's shoulder, and Luna's face)
Luna: (close up to Luna's face)Alex... I want you to draw me wearing this....
Alex:... (Close up to Alex's face) (gulp) okay...
Luna: (close up to Luna's face) Wearing ONLY this. (smiles a little)
Alex: (sweat drops, and the camera goes to original position) (Takes a side step)
Luna: (Shown holding a very very big ekimo costume)
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"Transformation into Magic Emporer" by Those guys who made Akira

Ghaleon: (Laughs maniacally)... (Then explodes into guts)
Alex:..Wow.. that was pretty pointless.
Luna:yeah.. Well what do you expect? I mean it was from the 80's.
Nash: good point...
Mia:... So now what?
Kyle: (Shrugs) Let's all dance!

All: (put on top hats and broadway suits)
(New York New York starts playing)

Alex: I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!
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"Random Act's of stupidity" by Mike Myers of Austin Powers

Alex: SHAGADELIC BABY!
Luna:...
Alex: SHAGADELIC BABY!
Mia:... You sir are an--
Alex: GROOVY BABY! Do I make you horny?
Nash:... Actually you kind of do...
Alex: (blinks)...
Nash: (winks at Alex)
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Author's note: Again, I do not want to offend homo-sexuals, this is just comedy! Want more?
Review! Gimme more directors, tell me what I should do.