Disclaimer: I don¡¦t own Gundam Wing and I never will (how many times do I have to repeat this!!) SO DONNT SUE ME I BEG YOU!!!!!!
Anyway, on to the story.
¡§You mean I can go????¡¨ asked Relena, not believing her ears. ¡§Yes, now go before I change my mind!!¡¨ Wufei barked, pointing his finger at the door, then Duo sticked out his middle finger at Relena, sticking out his tongue at the same time. Relena, not wasting a second to get out of this dungeon, she took off to her limo, then she realized Heero locked Pagan in the broomcloset, so she had to walk. Arrgh, I¡¦m the Queen Relena, AND I HAVE TO WALK!?!?
SNORT, HAHAH, SNORT, HAHHAHAAA¡K the five pilots laughed uncontrollably. ¡§Haha¡Kshe thought we would let her go THIS easily?? Her brain must be really screwed..¡¨ laughed Duo again, rolling on the floor. ¡§The shits must have really got into her brain..¡¨ whispered Quatra, then went back laughing again, falling on to Trowa, who fell on to Wufei, who glared at them and said something about falling down is only for onnas (he didn¡¦t fall down), then went back laughing again. Then finally, Heero managed to stop laughing, ¡§Hey Trowa, still got space left in that tape, or is it being polluted by Relena??¡¨ ¡§Polluted? Asked Duo, finally being able stop laughing, ¡§I got a great ideal!! ¡§OH joy, Bakagami got an idea!¡¨ said Wufei sacarsticly . Ignoring Wufei, Duo continued. ¡§I think you * pointing at Heero * should give Relena a postcar¡K * whisper, whisper, and whisper about his plan * Everyone got it??¡¦ Everyone, even Wufei, nodded, grinning like idiots.
Dearest Relena:
I apologize for all the things I (we) did to you, and I really want to make it ALL up to you, so I would like to meet you at the woods with is connected to the sewer (please don¡¦t mind the smell, but your heavenly scent will fill my nose). And we got there, all alone, I¡¦m going to do something to you, that when we¡¦re through, you would want to do it again. I won¡¦t leave until you come, so please, come my beautiful angel, I will be waiting.
Heero
The four other pilots grinned when they finished reading the ¡§letter¡¨ to his ¡§dear¡¨ ¡§angel¡¨ Relena. However, Duo clenching his teeth and he glared at Heero for writing such things he never wrote to him, and he told him that. ¡§Aww, Duo-kun, my love for you can not be described by such simple as words, besides, I was thinking of you when I wrote this.¡¨ ¡§Aw, Hee-kun..¡¨ as Duo said that, he put his arms around Heero¡¦s waist and they walked to their room, leaning on each other as they walked.
In the Peacecraft mansion, a shrill scream was heard. ¡§OH MY GOD, then returning to her normal voice, Relena whispered to practically no one, ¡§oh Heero¡K I have been waiting too.¡¨
¡§Relena, Whispered Heero, to Relena, holding her shoulders, his lips coming closer and closer to hers. ¡§Heero.. Whispered Relena, moving closer, and faster. Uh-oh, better act fast, or I really have to do a mouth to mouth with her, man, she probably has bad breath. Duo, when I¡¦m through with you tonight, your gonna have a very sore ass. Thought Heero. Getting ready for the ¡§move¡¨. Leaning even closer, Heero whispered ¡§romantically¡¨ ¡§Relena, I¡KI¡K wo bu ai ni (yeah, Wufei taught him that, it means I donnt love you in Chinese). Then gave her a strong push, and saw her falling down, and down, then finally, after the long fall, they heard a big SPLASH, then saw her hand reaching up for help, while ¡§happily¡¨ drinking in the sewer water. Finally, after a few seconds, she didnnt come back up again. ¡§Hey, got that in the camera??¡¨¡¨Yep!¡¨
at the funniest video contest ¡§and the winner of the million dollars is Heero Yuy!!!¡¨ CHEERS FROM ALL THE PILOTS. ¡§I aint sharing this money¡¨ said Heero selfishly (no offense). The pilots yelling angrily, chased after him, each waving their own weapons. Trowa knifes, Duo a scythe, Wufei his karata, and Quatra?? The most expensive laser gun!!!!!!
Ah!!!!!!!!! Like it????? it actually the last chapter for The Parade, check it out, it has more funny things happening ot Relena, like being paraded naked and stuff like that¡K¡K