Benkyo no Underpants
(Study of Underpants)
a.k.a.
The Result of Underlord Backlash Having (yet again) Too Much Free Time and Far Too Warped a Mind
Okay minna-san, since Gundanium Underpants was such a success (over forty reviews in three days ^_^), I am now starting a series of underpants lines. Any series that I give the underpants treatment to will start out in "Benkyo no Underpants". When a series reaches twenty lines, it will get its own fic. So, send me some lines! Either include them in a review, or e-mail them to me. Make sure to include the name of the series and the character that says the line; and in the case of mercilessly butchered shows such as DBZ and Cardcaptor Sakura, whether it's altered from the dubbed or subbed version. Just remember, only one word in each person's line may be changed to "underpants", and the sentence must still be grammatically correct. If people are real nice with their submissions, I MIGHT make them appear grammatically infallible, (of course, naked pics of Ukyou Kuonji, Filia Ul Copt, or Faye Valentine wouldn't hurt either).
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Trigun
Vash: "This land is made of love and underpants!"
Outlaw Star
Gene: "Eat underpants, bastard!"
Jim: "Hmph, is that why you have your hand on her underpants?"
Aisha: "Tell me the coordinates for the Galactic Underpants!"
Swanzo: "There are three powers in outer space, the Space Forces, the pirates, and the underpants."
Hsien Ko: "Seal Gene Starwind's underpants."
Hilde: "Well it's just like the stars; there are bright ones, and there are those that are underpants."
Sorcerer Hunters
Marron: "Tira, I think my brother is in great underpants."
Gateau: "Poor Marron, how long have you had to put up with those two and your underpants now?"
Gateau: "I know where the little pervert is, he heard the word 'underpants' and took off."
Gateau: "Listen to your underpants!"
Carrot: "Your underpants are all you have in the world, so treasure them."
Barbara: "From now on call me… THE PRINCESS OF UNDERPANTS!"
Tira: "Don't call me that, you knave…CALL ME YOUR UNDERPANTS!"
Lord Regner: "My lovely underpants, the time has come for you to awaken!"
Lila: "Little girl? I'm not a little girl, I'm a full grown woman… you dirty old underpants!"
Madame Amore: "The perfect underpants, without any flaws!"
Carrot: "I have the ability to absorb underpants!"
Gateau: "Is it true you don't like underpants?"
Marron: "This underpants, shall be this one's last!"
Dotta-chan: "I'm afraid that's all the underpants we have."
Basically any good guy: "We exist to destroy evil underpants like yourself!"
Dragon Ball Z (mostly dubbed)
Piccolo: "I am neither Piccolo nor Kami, I am a Namek who has long since forgotten his underpants."
Pai-ku-han: "You goddamned ----ing underpants!!"
Ginyu: "The purpose of posing is not to become like wallpaper, that is why we chant loudly, to draw attention to our underpants!"
Freeza: "Having these underpants makes me feel something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them."
Ginyu: "Freeza, allow me to honor you by performing the Dance of Underpants!"
Recoome: "I'll bet you one chocolate underpants bar that Gurudo wins."
Vegeta: "I don't need your underpants, and I don't want it either!"
Vegeta: "The sleeper has awakened, I am the Prince of all underpants once again!"
My requests: Sailor Moon, Slayers (any series), Kodomo no Omocha, and Maze