Title: The Fishing Pole
Author: MiYuKi InAkAmOnO
Disclaimer: Well, I WANT to own Chichiri and his loverly fishin' pole, no da, but they won't let me. WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HOW WUDE!
Catagory: Fushigi Yuugi
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG-13
Summary: The POLE wants some ATTENTION!!! GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS!!!!


Hello.
I'm the Fishing Pole.
Yup, that's me. Just a fishing pole. But a damn good fishin' pole if I say so myself--made of high quality Chinese bamboo, that I am. So what gives Chichiri the right to stuff me-THE FISHING POLE-into the closet with his old underwear? Hu? And then he carries around that whore the Magic Stick. God, I hate that stick. I'm the Fishing Pole! Chichiri's catch phrase is NOT "Let's go play with the Magic Whore-Stick no da!" The special phrase is "Let's go fishing no da!" I AM THE FISHING POLE! NOT THE WHORE-STICK! Okay, it's got a figure, and that nice gold deal going on with it, but by George, it can't catch fish! No fish would be attracted the the God-awful circles on the end of that forsaken stick! I WANT ATTENTION!
ME!
GIVE ME ATTENTION!
Wait.
I hear footsteps.
Oh, please Suzaku-
"Let's go fishing no da!"
...YAY.