A/N: Sorry it took me so long and sorry about the suspense. You want the truth? Ok here it is. The reason for the suspense is that I didn't know who it was going to be. I had an idea but then I wasn't sure. So I finally made up my mind and here's the next part. Oh and please review. Reviews make me happy!!!
Disclaimer: All the characters you've heard of before belong to J. K. Rowling. You can figure out which are mine.
The whole class gasped. I yelled "Daddy!"
He smiled and walked over to the desk. "Hello Everyone. My name is Harry Potter and I will be your new DADA teacher." He turned and wrote his name on the Blackboard, as though the people would forget. "When Professor Snuff left at the end of last year, Professor Dumbledore sent me an owl asking if I would take teach on the side of my other job. So before I take attendance does anyone have any questions?"
This was definitely the wrong thing to say. Every hand in the class shot up except mine and Sam's. (Sam practically lived at my house). We did absolutely nothing that class. I sat there listening to daddy answer stupid questions like "Was defeating You-Know-Who hard?" Daddy was extremely patient, if it were me I would probably have exploded. After class I went up to daddy and gave him a hug.
"Why didn't you tell me? I never thought you were the type for teaching though. Isn't that why you don't work in an office?"
"Yes, but when Dumbledore asked me to take the job, I sort of felt that I owed him something. He sort of watched over me as like a father would. I don't know if I will like it, but I'm going to give it a chance. And I probably won't use the office."
"You know in your next class you probably shouldn't say 'are there any questions' if you want to get anything done."
"That's a good idea, but I have to tell you a secret. I didn't really…umm plan anything for today. I sort of expected that. Why don't you come to my living quarters tonight? We can talk about our first days. Bring Remus and Sirius if they'll come. They might be blowing something up. Oh and Sam can come too."
"Ok, I'll see you tonight." I started to leave to go to potions, and then I realized I didn't know how to get to the dungeons. "Oh and daddy how do you get to the dungeons?"
"You've got potions have you? Always my worst subject, your mother is good at it though. Actually she's good at everything. I still can't believe Neville got the job of all people. I mean I could understand him teaching Herbology or something, but POTIONS I didn't expect it. I heard that Dumbledore hired him after Snape retired because he would be fair. Oh right the directions." He waved his hand at a piece of paper and words appeared on it. "Here you go."
"Thanks, bye!"
I got to potions with out any trouble. The class passed uneventfully unless, of course, you count Lawrence melting the caldron and Sam sprouting extra toes as the potion seeped across the floor. Longbottom managed to clean the potion up with a wave of his wand and Sam limped up to the hospital wing.
While walking to lunch I was preoccupied worried about Sam, and I walked right into someone. "Hey lil," said a familiar voice, "how was your first day?"
"Great Sirius! Oh and guess what, no you'll never guess but anyway guess what?"
"Uhh... Sam grew extra toes?"
"Well that did happen, but that's not the guess what. Ok, I'll give you a hint. It's about the DADA teacher."
"Did you have it this morning? We don't have it till tomorrow. I can't wait though. New teachers are so fun to annoy. They just don't expect the Potter Twins."
"I have this funny feeling you won't be playing any tricks on this teacher."
"Who is it? I mean unless it's like Dumbledore…"
"Nope its Daddy." He gawked at me.
"You mean our Daddy?"
"No, the presidents Daddy. What do you think?"
"Well this is unexpected, although it could turn out to be extremely helpful…"
"No Sirius, I'm sure he's not going to raise your grade a point or two."
"Well you never know. Hey doesn't he already have a job?"
"Uhh… he said something about this being a side job. I dunno. Oh and he wants me, you, Remus, and Sam to go to his living quarters after dinner."
"Sure me and Rem will be there. WE might be a few minutes late, we have to accompany a few dungbombs down to the slytherin common room, but after that we're free."
"Right see you then." I wave bye as he walked over to Remus.
"So," I said sliding into a seat between Sam and Lawrence, "what've we got next?" Sam checked the schedule.
"Ick! History of magic with Binns." I groaned at this statement.
"Ok class. This is your history of magic class. We will meet every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday third block. Right after lunch." He had this way of talking that even if he was saying the moon blew up this morning everyone would quickly lose interest. "In this course we will cover everything from the first wand to the defeat of the dark lord. Everyone please take out a piece of parchment and a quill and take notes. Today's lesson will be entitled 'Caveman and the first magic'…"
This was about the place that I zoned out. I suddenly found the fly that was flying against the window extremely exciting. About halfway through the lecture my hand hit something in my pocket. Filibuster Fireworks! Sirius and Remus had given them to me this morning. Sort of like a congarts gift for being in Gryffindor. Without really thinking the situation through I lit one and threw it into the nearest slytherins lap.
BOOM! The firework exploded in Norton Nostrom's face. "Who did that?" He yelled. Of course I didn't admit it. I'm not that stupid.
Binns, who didn't seem to have noticed anything blinked and said, "Did what? My dear, young sir, you look a mess. You better get up to the hospital wing."
Nostrom got up and walked over to the door, trying to ignore the laughter that filled the room. As soon as the door latch clicked shut Binns returned to his drone, and I returned to staring at the fly.
As I walked into the great hall for dinner I saw Norton standing near the gryffindor table. I tried to walk around him but that didn't really work.
"Potter, I know you did that. You better watch you back." And he left.
"Hey Lily!" Sirius ran up to me. "What did you do to make Nostrom so mad?"
I didn't want everyone to know and I knew if I told Sirius he would tell Remus. And then Remus would tell everyone. That's just how he is. "I… threwafireworkintohislap."
"Pardon. English please!"
"I threw a firework into his lap. Ok? Don't tell anyone." I knew this last statement was useless, but I might as well try. A smile spread over his lips. He seemed to be examining me.
"Great! You'll carry on the Potter tradition nicely. It started with Daddy's father, and then Daddy didn't really pay attention to all those rules. Now it's me and Remus, but when we leave we need you. I'm not to sure how Page will do. We'll be gone by then so you'll have to teach her. She is a little too much of a bookworm. But anyway congratulations. Wait till I tell Remus, he'll be so proud." He pretended to wipe a tear from his eye. "My little sister, all grown up and tormenting slytherins."
"Oh haha," I punched him, "see you after dinner."