AN: I know I should be working on The Life, Love and Times of James Potter, but the idea came to me and i couldn't resist. So now, without further adeu, I gave you a convo that just shouldn't happenat Hogwarts (it's soooooooooooooooooooo wrong).....
Snape To Harry: Luke, I am your father...
Harry to Malfoy: Hunny bun, you've got some lipstick on your teeth.
Voldemort, Snape, and all the Slytherins*wearing "Potter for President" t-shirts*: We love Harry!
Ginny: No, Hermione! We've done it ten times today already!
Hermione: Just one more time?
McGonagall: HIT ME BABY, ONE TIME!
Dumbledore: Okay....
Harry: I'm starting a Voldemort fan club. Does anyone want to join?
Sirius: Yes.
Lupin: Siri, baby, I thought you said you'ld only join MY fan club....
Goyle: Are you all aware that you're allowing Peter Pettigrew, formerly believed deceased, to abduct our dear Harry?
Ginny: OH, NO! NOT MY HARRY-POO!!! Wait.....you can talk?
*load moans are heard from a closet*
Malfoy: Ummmmm....Dumbledore, Harry's snogging the Dark Lord.....
Snape: 100,000,000 points to Gryffindor!
*All stare*
Snape: It was a bet....*turns beet red*
*Harry comes out of the closet with his robes ripped, his shirt half untucked, his pant unzipped, and his glasses askew*
Harry: Yeah.....I.....ummmmm.....vanquished the Dark Lord....
Voldemort *from closet*: Vanquished is right!
*all look rather sick*
Snape: I think I'm going to work on my tan....
Ron: I'm coming to!
Hermione: Wait for me, Snapie-baby!
Ginny: Harry, do you have enough energy to....you know?
Harry: HELL YES I DO!
Sirius: Well, since everyone is busy......shall we?
Remus: We shall.
Malfoy: I think I've been neglected...
Pansy and McGonagall: Not for long!
*Malfoy runs away screaming bloody murder*
Voldemort: That's all, folks!
*fades out*
*Dumbledore's voice is heard* HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME!
AN: Thank you, thank you! You're all to kind! So, what did you really think? Flames are welcome, though not appreciated....