Duo's
Double??! Part 5.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam characters. Just the ones I made up. I also don't own anything else I mention.
A/N:
I'm glad y'all liked the other chapter. I didn't think you would! ^_^ Anyhoo, this
chapter will be okay…hopefully. Enjoy!!
Quote of the day: "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away…" Xander from Buffy.
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THE NEXT MORNING…
Quatre
woke up the next morning to find Michelle in the kitchen making something. He
puts his arms around her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Well,
good morning tiger." Michelle said causing Quatre to blush. "Now that is just
too cute."
"Are
you sure you don't want me to cook?" Quatre asked.
"How
come?" Michelle smiled.
"Well,
if you cook anything like your brother…" Quatre said as Michelle laughed.
"Don't
worry, it's edible." Michelle said as Quatre went into the bathroom.
MEANWHILE ON THE ROOF…
Three
different choruses of snoring came from Wufei, Trowa and Heero. Wufei woke up
due to the rays of sunshine that hit his eyes.
"Wake
up you weaklings. It is morning." Wufei said as Heero woke up. Trowa, still
asleep, stirred in his puddle of drool. Heero smirked.
"WAKE
UUUUUUUP!!" Heero yelled as Trowa woke up with a start and gave the Death
Glare™. Wufei stretched his arms.
"How long did they go on for anyway?!" Wufei said.
"Well, he has to have a lot of stamina. He is a Gundam pilot after all." Heero replied as Trowa looked down.
"Aw,
damn it! There at it again!" Trowa said, frustrated as the other two
face-faulted.
"This
would be the perfect time for us to make our getaway don'tcha think?" Wufei
said as they left.
A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER…
"I've
gotta get going. Duo's staying at my place and he's gonna be wondering where I
am." Quatre said as he slipped on his shoes. "See ya later." He gave Michelle a
kiss on the cheek and walked out the door. Michelle closed the door and leaned
on it.
"Oh
my Quattie, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into." Michelle sighed
sadly. Quatre snuck into the house and ran smack bang into Duo.
"Well
hello there!" Duo said with a mischievous smile on his face.
"Duo!"
Quatre said, a little startled.
"So,
where have you been?" Duo asked.
"Just
out, you know, for a morning walk." Quatre replied.
"Mmm
hmm. You were with a girl last night." Duo said walking away. Quatre
face-faulted.
"How'd
you know?" Quatre asked.
"The
signs Q-man! It's all over you like a wet dress on a cheap hooker." Duo said as
he laughed. "I gotta write that one down." Quatre stared after Duo
dumb-founded.
"That
guy amazes me." Quatre muttered.
"By
the by, Michelle said she was coming over later on." Duo replied. Quatre felt
his heart race at the mention of her name. He went upstairs.
LATER…
"Hi
bro!" Michelle said.
"Hey
sis." Duo replied.
"So,
do we hug now or what?" They both asked and then laughed.
"Come
in." Duo said.
"Are
you sure its alright with your friend?" Michelle asked.
"Who
Quatre?! Sure! Hey come in here for a second. I've got something fun for us to
do." Duo said flashing a grin as they walked into the kitchen. Duo picked up
the phone and dialled a number. "Watch this." Duo grinned. (A/N: I don't own this
prank. I heard it somewhere before.)
"Hello?"
Heero answered.
"Hi!
I'm just calling to tell you that your daughter come over to my house today and
she kicked my dog." Duo said in an Indian accent. Michelle laughed.
"Omae
o korosu Maxwell." Heero replied and hung up.
"I
swear that guy isn't human." Duo muttered as he dialled another number.
"Hello?"
Sally answered.
"Hi,
is Wuffie there?" Duo asked, in the same accent.
"Who?"
Sally asked.
"Wufei!"
Duo said.
"May
I ask who's calling?"
"Gurpal."
Duo said as Michelle giggled. Wufei came onto the line.
"What?"
Wufei answered.
"Hi!
I was just calling because I live down the street from you and your girlfriend
come to my house today and she kick my dog." Duo said.
"WHAT?!"
Wufei yelled.
"Your
girlfriend to my house."
"Uh
huh."
"And
she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs
operation."
"INJUSTICE!!
I don't have a girlfriend! And even if I did she wouldn't take the time to kick
your stupid dog!!"
"Your
girlfriend!! The one who just answered the phone!!" Duo yelled.
"Alright
I'll ask her………she said she didn't!"
"Yes
she did!! I saw her she come to your house!! Why did she do it?!"
"I
don't know!! She didn't…"
"She
did! She's lying!! She's lying to you, you fucking guy!!"
"What
the hell did you just say?! INJUSTICE!! Where are you calling from?!"
"I
am calling from my house!" Duo countered as Michelle tried to gasp for air.
"Where
do you live baka?!"
"Down
the street from you!"
"Nani?!"
"You
know where I live!! My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to fuck her!"
"I
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU WEAKLING!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!"
"Don't
lie you fucking guy!"
"Hey!!!
Don't speak to me like that!!"
"FUCK
YOU!! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT SHE DO!!"
"What?!"
"Your
girlfriend kick my dog!!"
"I
don't have a girlfriend!!"
"YOU
KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT SHE DO!! You bastard." Duo said trying to keep a straight
face. Wufei handed the phone over to Sally.
"Hello?"
Sally said.
"WHY
YOU KICK MY DOG??!"
"May
I ask who I'm speaking to?!"
"You
know damn right who it is!! This is Gurpal!"
"Who?"
"GUR-PAL!!"
"Who's
Gurpal?!! We don't know any Gurpal!"
"Yes
you do!! You kick my dog today."
"DOG?!"
Sally exclaimed.
"Yes
dog!! D-O-G!!"
"NANI?!"
"Don't
act stupid!! Just tell your boyfriend that I'm going to sue him. he's gonna go
to jail."
"Okay,
where the hell do you live?"
"I
live on your street!"
"On
my street?!"
"Yes!"
"So,
you're saying one of us kicked your stupid dog!"
"Yes!!"
"Where
the hell do you live?!" Sally yelled.
"YOU
KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!"
"No,
we do not know damn right, we don't even know you!"
"Yes
you do."
"Where
the hell do you live?!"
"Don't
ask dumb questions."
"You
live on Madison Street?!"
"No
shut up…you try to confuse Gurpal!! I'm going to call the police and then you're
going to go to jail!"
"You're
damn right, call the police and then we can see who the hell…"
"You
do not tell me 'damn right'! You do not swear at me!!"
"Well
I can coz you don't know what you're talking about."
"Shut
up!" Duo yelled.
"Fuck
you!" Sally said.
"You
said a bad word. You do not tell me to fuck."
"Shut
the hell up!"
"I'm
gonna kill you."
"You're
going to kill us?!" Sally exclaimed.
"Just
kidding!" Duo yelled and hung up the phone. Michelle was blue from laughter.
"Man,
I gotta try that one on the boys back home." Michelle laughed.
"What
boys…hey Quatre!" Duo said as he laughed sheepishly.
"You
know, it's funny how the other phone can hear everything that you say on this
phone." Quatre said. Duo gulped as Quatre turned into Wing-Zero mode Quatre.
"Hehe
hehehehe! I was only kidding around Quatre!" Duo said as he leapt gracefully
behind the kitchen table.
"Were
you kidding around when you did that to me? HUH GURPAL!" Quatre said.
"Yaaaahahaa!"
Duo said doing the Johnny Bravo Shriek™ as he ran away from Quatre. Heavy, loud
footsteps could be heard from outside.
"I
KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GURPAL!!" Wufei's voice bellowed through Quatre's estate.
"Eh
no." Michelle said.
"Great,
what else could go wrong today?" Duo muttered.
"Great
bro, you just jinxed it!" Michelle said as she ducked for cover.
"OMAE
O KOROSU MAXWELL!" Heero's voice also bellowed. Duo turned pale as he ducked
from Quatre's left jab. Wufei and Heero both entered the house, Heero with his
gun in hand and Wufei with his katana. Duo gulped. Michelle walked over to
Quatre.
"Please
make them stop." Michelle pouted, Quatre melted and told the other guys to back
off. Heero put his gun back into hammerspace and Wufei put his katana…wherever
he gets it from. Duo looked at Michelle and Quatre, put 2+2 together and…
"QUATRE!!
YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER!!" Duo yelled, much looking like Ross when he found
out about Chandler and Monica.
"Eep."
Quatre exclaimed as he hid behind Michelle.
"Hold
on a minute Duo." Michelle warned. Duo pulled out a scythe.
"Where
exactly did he…never mind." Trowa muttered.
"AAAH!!
WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!" Everyone except Duo yelled.
"You
can never hear when The Silencer approaches." Trowa stated.
"Oookay…now
where was I? Oh, yes! Killing Quatre!!" Duo said as he leapt to kill Quatre. As
he cornered Quatre, he took a swing and noticed that his scythe wasn't there.
"Hmph.
Boys and their toys." Michelle said as she hid the scythe. "Now, whaddaya say
to ice cream?"
"YES
PLEASE!" Duo exclaimed as he grabbed Michelle and ran out.
"Say,
where did you get to last night?" Quatre asked.
"Oh
nowhere special. My captain." Heero smirked as Quatre blushed.
"You
guys saw that." Quatre said sheepishly.
"Yes.
And let me say…you do our species proud Winner." Wufei remarked as Quatre
turned an even darker shade of red.
"Even
if you did massacre the table…" Trowa added.
"And
used up all the dessert items in her fridge…" Heero chipped in.
"And
went on for so long you make the Energizer Bunny look lazy…" Wufei supplied.
"But
other than that well done!" The three of them replied as Quatre's eyes went
wider (A/N: O_o THAT'S POSSIBLE?!)
End of part five…
Okay,
so this part didn't have that much to do with the main part of the plot…but
what can I say, I had writer's block! I need some ideas from you peeps so
please review and give me some sort of idea as to what can happen next. Arigatou!
Ja ne!!